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Sorry if the stuff I post today is a bit uneven.
I figure it's a chemical imbalance or some kind of after-effect from sleep-deprivation.
Stuff just makes me giggle today.
Uh, an' anti-spam still SUCKS! FYI
bujub22
04-19-2004, 05:37 PM
here's something to make u giggle ,and damn it get some sleep :D
A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over. When he asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to do a show that night for a birthday party and didn't want to be late.
The Officer told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Officer that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Officer told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car and asked if he could juggle them.
The juggler stated that he could, so the Officer got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly, he then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.
The Officer observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there's no way in hell I can pass that test."
Cheese
04-19-2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@19 April 2004 - 16:33
Sorry if the stuff I post today is a bit uneven.
I figure it's a chemical imbalance or some kind of after-effect from sleep-deprivation.
Stuff just makes me giggle today.
Uh, an' anti-spam still SUCKS! FYI
I'm not doing much better...
As you pointed out I averted a flame war and started my own at the same time, I really should know better.
@bujub22: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah but I done insulted ugly people by posting them in the same thread as Donald Trump. I'm the villain here. :ph34r:
Cheese
04-19-2004, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@19 April 2004 - 18:01
Yeah but I done insulted ugly people by posting them in the same thread as Donald Trump. I'm the villain here. :ph34r:
But you redeemed youself with this:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/22/ :lol:
Holy crap you were quick with that cheese in disguise av.
It's good innit?
Think I showed you another cheese anim from the same site once. :D
Anim, I meant anim
Cheese
04-19-2004, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@19 April 2004 - 18:05
Holy crap you were quick with that cheese in disguise av.
It's good innit?
Think I showed you another cheese anim from the same site once. :D
Anim, I meant anim
Couldn't resist the av, and as an added bonus I think J'Pol will approve of the hat. :lol:
Anyway, I figure a bit of relaxation (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/cat_pants.jpg) and a Good movie (http://www42.homepage.villanova.edu/stephen.quinn/Videos/FellExtEd.wmv) should get me sorted and ready for madness again.
EDit: spellcheck, spellcheck
sexfem
04-19-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@19 April 2004 - 19:26
Anyway, I figure a bit of relaxation (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/cat_pants.jpg) and a Good movie (http://www42.homepage.villanova.edu/stephen.quinn/Videos/FellExtEd.wmv) should get me sorted and ready for madness again.
EDit: spellcheck, spellcheck
is that you in that picture?
Are you not a bit young to be using a computer?
Cheese
04-19-2004, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@19 April 2004 - 18:26
Anyway, I figure a bit of relaxation (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/cat_pants.jpg) and a Good movie (http://www42.homepage.villanova.edu/stephen.quinn/Videos/FellExtEd.wmv) should get me sorted and ready for madness again.
EDit: spellcheck, spellcheck
Just watched that LOTR video fecking hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Originally posted by sexfem+19 April 2004 - 21:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sexfem @ 19 April 2004 - 21:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@19 April 2004 - 19:26
Anyway, I figure a bit of relaxation (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/cat_pants.jpg) and a Good movie (http://www42.homepage.villanova.edu/stephen.quinn/Videos/FellExtEd.wmv) should get me sorted and ready for madness again.
EDit: spellcheck, spellcheck
is that you in that picture?
Are you not a bit young to be using a computer? [/b][/quote]
Eh, it's me in the early nineteen-eighties actually.
Not to say I'm old enough to use the internet, some of the stuff swimming around the place should have a PG at a 100+ (then again maybe not, wouldn't be much use to it if the only ones able to use it gets let down by the old ticker at first look).
@Cheese: i know :lol:
sexfem
04-19-2004, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by SnnY+19 April 2004 - 20:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 19 April 2004 - 20:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by sexfem@19 April 2004 - 21:29
<!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@19 April 2004 - 19:26
Anyway, I figure a bit of relaxation (http://www.howstrange.com/gallery/cat_pants.jpg) and a Good movie (http://www42.homepage.villanova.edu/stephen.quinn/Videos/FellExtEd.wmv) should get me sorted and ready for madness again.
EDit: spellcheck, spellcheck
is that you in that picture?
Are you not a bit young to be using a computer?
Eh, it's me in the early nineteen-eighties actually.
Not to say I'm old enough to use the internet, some of the stuff swimming around the place should have a PG at a 100+ (then again maybe not, wouldn't be much use to it if the only ones able to use it gets let down by the old ticker at first look).
@Cheese: i know :lol: [/b][/quote]
So you are old enough then? :rolleyes:
Working from my last answer, the answer to this question wouldbe yes, and no.
Legally however, yes, I guess.
sexfem
04-19-2004, 08:59 PM
Hmmmm Interesting. Are you from the UK?
'fraid not.
(Last time someone started down this road with me it was the_faceman as some nikki woman, before that it was billy_dean posing as a fifty year old somewhat ambiguous lesbian woman, who could you be?)
sexfem
04-19-2004, 09:08 PM
Why are you afraid?
What is this security message I keep getting. Am I doing something wrong?
Originally posted by sexfem@19 April 2004 - 22:08
What is this security message I keep getting. Am I doing something wrong?
http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=109641
Originally posted by sexfem@19 April 2004 - 22:08
Why are you afraid?
Yeah, yer rite, i ought to be happy :P
Get to working on boosting that post-count now, so you can pm people an' stuff.
sexfem
04-19-2004, 09:37 PM
And stuff what?
Cheese
04-19-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@19 April 2004 - 19:59
'fraid not.
(Last time someone started down this road with me it was the_faceman as some nikki woman, before that it was billy_dean posing as a fifty year old somewhat ambiguous lesbian woman, who could you be?)
Where is faceman these days? I miss his ability to post in a thread and kill it... :ph34r:
sexfem
04-19-2004, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by SnnY@19 April 2004 - 21:41
Gerbils
Is that where you come from. Is that Belgium?
Aaron_T
04-19-2004, 10:38 PM
strange thread, i like it!!!!!!! :lol:
:ph34r: has any one seen my sock?
bujub22
04-19-2004, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by danb@19 April 2004 - 18:41
:ph34r: has any one seen my sock?
it's on your coc* :blink:
sexfem
04-19-2004, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by danb@19 April 2004 - 22:41
:ph34r: has any one seen my sock?
I think there is something a foot here :ph34r:
Originally posted by bujub22+19 April 2004 - 23:45--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 19 April 2004 - 23:45)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@19 April 2004 - 18:41
:ph34r: has any one seen my sock?
it's on your coc* :blink: [/b][/quote]
No its not <_< :lol:
sexfem
04-19-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by danb+19 April 2004 - 23:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 19 April 2004 - 23:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@19 April 2004 - 23:45
<!--QuoteBegin-danb@19 April 2004 - 18:41
:ph34r: has any one seen my sock?
it's on your coc* :blink:
No its not <_< :lol: [/b][/quote]
Did you really have to check that out?
bujub22
04-19-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by danb+19 April 2004 - 19:01--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 19 April 2004 - 19:01)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@19 April 2004 - 23:45
<!--QuoteBegin-danb@19 April 2004 - 18:41
:ph34r: has any one seen my sock?
it's on your coc* :blink:
No its not <_< :lol: [/b][/quote]
cheese said it was?? :ph34r: :lol:
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