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dwightfry
04-20-2004, 05:12 PM
My sis told me this the other day


What is the worst part of eating a vegitable





































putting her back in the wheelchair
Ariel_001
04-20-2004, 05:26 PM
I do not get it :huh:
muchspl2
04-20-2004, 05:29 PM
gross, pic's of your sister to save thread
vidcc
04-20-2004, 05:32 PM
isn't it funny how some people tell a bad joke and try to blame someone else ? :lol:
vidcc
04-20-2004, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Ariel_001@20 April 2004 - 09:26
I do not get it :huh:
eating vegetable then putting her back in her wheelchair = performing oral on a brain damaged comatosed female then trying to get her back in her chair...... poor taste joke
100%
04-20-2004, 06:07 PM
Rule No1 about jokes

Never

Ever

Explain them

It makes U and the JokeTeller look dumb
+
Cream on top - it kills the joke

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bujub22
04-20-2004, 07:50 PM
no this is the worst joke ever!

told by a friend of a friend


what the worst part about dating a younger girl??


putting the pamper back on :(



worst joke ever :frusty:
Moby.
04-20-2004, 10:06 PM
Why did the biker wrap the bunny rabbit in duct tape? :huh:
Ariel_001
04-21-2004, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by vidcc+20 April 2004 - 17:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vidcc @ 20 April 2004 - 17:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Ariel_001@20 April 2004 - 09:26
I do not get it&nbsp; :huh:
eating vegetable then putting her back in her wheelchair = performing oral on a brain damaged comatosed female then trying to get her back in her chair...... poor taste joke [/b][/quote]
I still don&#39;t get were you got that. I guess I would have to think like you guys.
muchspl2
04-21-2004, 05:43 PM
Q: Why did Helen Keller have to masturbate with one hand?

































A: She moaned with the other&#33;
Q: What&#39;s Bin Ladens favorite drink


















A: Manhattann on the rocks
Moby.
04-21-2004, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by Moby.@20 April 2004 - 22:06
Why did the biker wrap the bunny rabbit in duct tape? :huh:
A: so it wouldn&#39;t split apart when he...

nevermind.



here&#39;s another biker joke: Why do battered women exist?
fatality
04-21-2004, 08:55 PM
why did the duck cross the road ???????



:frusty: :frusty: :frusty:




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:ghostface: :ghostface: :ghostface: :ghostface: :ghostface:










cuz the chicken was home sick &#33;&#33;&#33;




(man.. that was some fkinn dumb shitttttt.....)
colt45joe
04-22-2004, 07:40 AM
most of you probably heard this one....


why did the women cross the road???

























it doesnt matter, what was she doing out of the kitchen &#33;?


:frusty:
dwightfry
04-22-2004, 01:16 PM
isn&#39;t it funny how some people tell a bad joke and try to blame someone else ?&nbsp;

I&#39;m not blaming my sis, It was just a shock hearing it from her. :blink:
margie100
04-22-2004, 11:14 PM
Originally posted by dwightfry@20 April 2004 - 17:12
My sis told me this the other day


What is the worst part of eating a vegitable





































putting her back in the wheelchair
YOU ARE ONE SICK PUPPY MATE :angry:
100%
04-23-2004, 12:23 AM
What happened when the Elephant sat on the Chair































The Chair Broke


:lol:
100%
04-23-2004, 12:26 AM
What colour is Napoleans white horse?




























White


:lol: :lol:
100%
04-23-2004, 12:29 AM
Whats Invisible and Smells like Rabbit?



























Bunny Farts


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ninja Monkey
04-23-2004, 03:14 AM
Why&#39;d the chicken cross the road?





























It didn&#39;t. It only got about half-way.
Ninja Monkey
04-23-2004, 03:19 AM
Why&#39;d [insert your name hear] cross the road?






























Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken.
UcanRock2
04-26-2004, 12:54 PM
If you were to lift up the Pillsbury doughboy&#39;s apron...what would you see?






















































Doughnuts
Busyman
04-28-2004, 10:34 PM
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


































Nothing...........You already told her twice&#33;&#33;&#33;
GHOST 1337
04-28-2004, 11:35 PM
Originally posted by Busyman@28 April 2004 - 22:34
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?


































Nothing...........You already told her twice&#33;&#33;&#33;
:lol: :lol: :lol:
gungrave
04-29-2004, 04:51 AM
what is the point in this topic?









































NOTHING&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :ph34r:
destroyerofevil
04-29-2004, 12:40 PM
[QUOTE]what is the point in this topic? NOTHING&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Lameos <_< Anyway i have another one. How do u get an elephant into a lift?





















































NOT easily&#33;&#33; <_< Humph dumb joke