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SgtScoobz
03-14-2003, 11:31 PM
share any micheal jackson jokes that you have. sadly i have none, but i did see one on another thread...

user posted joke
Micheal Jackson was in the waiting room of the hospital when the doctor came in after his (mj's) wife delivered his (mj's) new son. micheal asked the doctor 'when can we have sex?' and the doctor replied 'at least wait until he can talk, micheal'

thanks goes to the dude who posted taht! name yourself!

kAb
03-15-2003, 12:00 AM
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper the friendly ghost?

One is white and likes to be with kids

...

the other is a ghost.

:lol:

SgtScoobz
03-15-2003, 12:43 AM
lol! that is a good one!

UnOwen1
03-15-2005, 05:51 AM
What does michael jackson call a 13 year old boys little brother? Plan B

UnOwen1
03-15-2005, 05:58 AM
how can you tell when it's mj's bed time at neverland? When the big hand touches the little hand

TheDave
03-15-2005, 10:08 AM
whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?



*acne doesn't come on your face til you're at least 13

vivitron 15
03-15-2005, 11:21 AM
why does mj like twenty eight year olds?









cos theres 20 of them :)

Illuminati
03-15-2005, 04:10 PM
How can you tell MJ has company?

There's a ferris wheel outside his house.

Skiz
03-15-2005, 04:43 PM
whats the difference between micheal jackson and acne?



*acne doesn't come on your face til you're at least 13

:ohmy: :no: :sick:


My addition: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/nevercoppedafeel.html

zacspeed
03-15-2005, 08:43 PM
Q - What's the difference between a carrier bag & Michael Jackson?
A - One is made of plastic & should be kept away from children; the other is a carrier bag.

zacspeed
03-15-2005, 08:44 PM
Where's MJ going on holiday?
He's off to tampa with the kids!

TheDave
03-15-2005, 10:37 PM
an old one.

micheal jackson, gary glitter and a bunch of kids on a plane. the planes engines blow up and its about to crash, problem is theres only two parachutes. gary says "quick micheal we'll use these parachutes" micheal says "but what about the kids?" gary says "fuck the kids!" micheal says "do we have time?"

hippychick
03-30-2005, 02:49 AM
Michael Jackson -- Black or White?
http://l.lolfun.com/redir.cfm/15370/129405/14777/9077722