View Full Version : My Goldfish Commited Suicide Last Night.
Spider_dude
05-06-2004, 01:10 PM
seriously, please do not laugh i am just getting over the shock.
my father filled the goldfish tank up too much, so last night {i would put its name, but i dont think it had one} made a break for freedom. jumping out of the bowl and landing on the floor, where it was promptly stood on, by either myself of my dad, i cant really remember cos i was blind drunk last night. please say a prayer for goldie the goldfish.
Dray_04
05-06-2004, 01:12 PM
dam if you look like that picture in your display then please let us pray for you
user123
05-06-2004, 01:21 PM
Originally posted by Dray_04@6 May 2004 - 13:20
dam if you look like that picture in your display then please let us pray for you
Took me ages to stop laughing after that remark :lol: :lol: :lol:
[edit:see below]
Forgot to offer my commiserations ref goldfish
Dray_04
05-06-2004, 01:24 PM
everytime i see that face it makes me thank god im living in New Zealand.... mm lotsa pretty girls ova here....
any1 wanna c sum pics :P
Spider_dude
05-06-2004, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by Dray_04@6 May 2004 - 13:32
everytime i see that face it makes me thank god im living in New Zealand.... mm lotsa pretty girls ova here....
any1 wanna c sum pics :P
yeah show us pics. how is dolly doing?
your ex girlfriend
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Dray_04
05-06-2004, 01:33 PM
Hey thats really funny considering that you read thru the puss thats squeezed on on your monitor :)
Adster
05-06-2004, 01:35 PM
I had a fish once that did the same thing :(
mortsapprentice
05-06-2004, 01:40 PM
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/000cfu0071l.jpg
the fish just wanna be free
Save-Dave
05-08-2004, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@6 May 2004 - 13:18
seriously, please do not laugh i am just getting over the shock.
my father filled the goldfish tank up too much, so last night {i would put its name, but i dont think it had one} made a break for freedom. jumping out of the bowl and landing on the floor, where it was promptly stood on, by either myself of my dad, i cant really remember cos i was blind drunk last night. please say a prayer for goldie the goldfish.
*lol*
Oh, man you are oldfashioned, still on the old issues.
BigBoo
05-08-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Save-Dave+8 May 2004 - 00:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Save-Dave @ 8 May 2004 - 00:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@6 May 2004 - 13:18
seriously, please do not laugh i am just getting over the shock.
my father filled the goldfish tank up too much, so last night {i would put its name, but i dont think it had one} made a break for freedom. jumping out of the bowl and landing on the floor, where it was promptly stood on, by either myself of my dad, i cant really remember cos i was blind drunk last night. please say a prayer for goldie the goldfish.
*lol*
Oh, man you are oldfashioned, still on the old issues. [/b][/quote]
dilly beans turned you into a right bastard.
hes in mourning
chalice
05-08-2004, 12:14 AM
The pond got to big for the little fish.
He wished to roam but just got squished.
RIP Goldie.
I am sorry to hear that Spider_dude.
I take it you flushed him down the toilet? :unsure:
[N][O][B]
05-08-2004, 12:17 AM
spd has informed me via msn that he had fogotten about his fish. he also wished that i inform you of his self imposed exile, till webby is free'd.
BigBoo
05-08-2004, 12:18 AM
he is free. he called save dave
leezathehoneybird
05-08-2004, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@6 May 2004 - 13:48
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/000cfu0071l.jpg
the fish just wanna be free
my good friend i believe u are a spammer :)
[N][O][B]
05-08-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by leezathe honeybird+8 May 2004 - 00:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leezathe honeybird @ 8 May 2004 - 00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@6 May 2004 - 13:48
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/000cfu0071l.jpg
the fish just wanna be free
my good friend i believe u are a spammer :) [/b][/quote]
i believe we have met before, if we haven't then how about round the back of kfc in the high street in 10 minutes?
Originally posted by BigBoo@8 May 2004 - 01:26
he is free. he called save dave
Yay :D
leezathehoneybird
05-08-2004, 12:23 AM
:blink:
gungrave
05-08-2004, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@6 May 2004 - 13:48
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/000cfu0071l.jpg
the fish just wanna be free
:lol: :lol:
my fish eats its own poo :ph34r: :unsure:
mortsapprentice
05-08-2004, 02:24 AM
dont you feed it then?
chalice
05-08-2004, 02:28 AM
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 02:32
dont you feed it then?
If he didn't feed it, it would have no poo to eat.
gungrave
05-08-2004, 02:31 AM
Originally posted by chalice+8 May 2004 - 02:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 8 May 2004 - 02:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 02:32
dont you feed it then?
If he didn't feed it, it would have no poo to eat. [/b][/quote]
its got some 2 mounth old pound weed to eat :unsure:
I used to have goldfish but my cat ate them :(
chalice
05-08-2004, 02:33 AM
Originally posted by gungrave+8 May 2004 - 02:39--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gungrave @ 8 May 2004 - 02:39)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@8 May 2004 - 02:36
<!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 02:32
dont you feed it then?
If he didn't feed it, it would have no poo to eat.
its got some 2 mounth old pound weed to eat :unsure: [/b][/quote]
How do you know?
He might keep it in the sink or a bucket or somematt.
He is a sick boy, after all.
gungrave
05-08-2004, 02:39 AM
Originally posted by danb@8 May 2004 - 02:40
I used to have goldfish but my cat ate them :(
:lol: feed ur cat to a parana then :P
Originally posted by gungrave+8 May 2004 - 03:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gungrave @ 8 May 2004 - 03:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@8 May 2004 - 02:40
I used to have goldfish but my cat ate them :(
:lol: feed ur cat to a parana then :P [/b][/quote]
Funnily enough we did use to feed goldfish to my mate's piranha. He started off with three but over the years they ate each other till there was 1 left :lol:
BigDaddy555
05-08-2004, 02:45 AM
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gungrave
05-08-2004, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by danb+8 May 2004 - 02:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 8 May 2004 - 02:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by gungrave@8 May 2004 - 03:47
<!--QuoteBegin-danb@8 May 2004 - 02:40
I used to have goldfish but my cat ate them :(
:lol: feed ur cat to a parana then :P
Funnily enough we did use to feed goldfish to my mate's piranha. He started off with three but over the years they ate each other till there was 1 left :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: but u didnt feed it the cat :(
mortsapprentice
05-08-2004, 02:57 AM
Originally posted by leezathe honeybird+8 May 2004 - 00:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (leezathe honeybird @ 8 May 2004 - 00:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@6 May 2004 - 13:48
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/000cfu0071l.jpg
the fish just wanna be free
my good friend i believe u are a spammer :) [/b][/quote]
Hmmmm really............ :unsure:
gungrave
05-08-2004, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by mortsapprentice+8 May 2004 - 03:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 8 May 2004 - 03:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by leezathe honeybird@8 May 2004 - 00:29
<!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@6 May 2004 - 13:48
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/000cfu0071l.jpg
the fish just wanna be free
my good friend i believe u are a spammer :)
Hmmmm really............ :unsure: [/b][/quote]
:angry: im the only spammer around here :lol:
Originally posted by gungrave+8 May 2004 - 03:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gungrave @ 8 May 2004 - 03:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@8 May 2004 - 02:50
Originally posted by gungrave@8 May 2004 - 03:47
<!--QuoteBegin-danb@8 May 2004 - 02:40
I used to have goldfish but my cat ate them :(
:lol: feed ur cat to a parana then :P
Funnily enough we did use to feed goldfish to my mate's piranha. He started off with three but over the years they ate each other till there was 1 left :lol:
:lol: but u didnt feed it the cat :( [/b][/quote]
The cat was before the piranha's :lol:
gungrave
05-08-2004, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by danb+8 May 2004 - 03:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 8 May 2004 - 03:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by gungrave@8 May 2004 - 03:56
Originally posted by danb@8 May 2004 - 02:50
Originally posted by gungrave@8 May 2004 - 03:47
<!--QuoteBegin-danb@8 May 2004 - 02:40
I used to have goldfish but my cat ate them :(
:lol: feed ur cat to a parana then :P
Funnily enough we did use to feed goldfish to my mate's piranha. He started off with three but over the years they ate each other till there was 1 left :lol:
:lol: but u didnt feed it the cat :(
The cat was before the piranha's :lol: [/b][/quote]
:unsure: could of fed it next doors cat, dog, hamsters, rabbits :P
bujub22
05-08-2004, 05:06 AM
fish stix :01:
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