Anyone Seen My Crispalizer?

[Yogi]

It is greenish metallic, 1967 build.

Though old, it still runs very good!!!

You can recognize it by it's blurpy noise and druftpeddling.



HELP!!! HELP!!!!!

YoCrisp

[Canti]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@6 May 2004 - 15:04
It is greenish metallic, 1967 build.

Though old, it still runs very good!!!

You can recognize it by it's blurpy noise and druftpeddling.



HELP!!! HELP!!!!!

YoCrisp
I was feeling kinda crazy last night so I decided to nip out for a small wurzle.

I remember trippin over something slightly greenish..
Maybe it was your crispalizer...
But then maybe it was a Dinky die cast model of transport eagle 1 from the Space 1999 collection...

Either way, you win.....

I am sending you a mental map using the powers I was taught by the great FLYM of neptylon 8.

Please enjoy the buzz that accompanies transmission...

Thank you.

[Yogi]

Canti!!!! Ohhhh, Canti........ :rolleyes:

Thee, thou' chested flugelhornplayer!!! :01:

It seems it's lonely as a loony in this place, but your replique made light at the

end of my tunnel of Mooohhh!!! ;)

For eternity(8) in your as....errrm, dept, :helpsmile:


YoMooohhh

Edit: you transmitted the buzz to my girl!!! :angry: She came like crazy!! :lol:

[100%]

"Anyone Seen My Crispalizer?, I can't live without it................"

a man with a crispalizer is like a man without swimmingpool

(great indian saying from 1825bc)

;)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@7 May 2004 - 02:52
"Anyone Seen My Crispalizer?, I can't live without it................"

a man with a crispalizer is like a man without swimmingpool

(great indian saying from 1825bc)

;)
Mooohhh!!! :lol:

(great yogian saying 2004ac) :P



Yogi

[mortsapprentice]

i have found a crystalizer is that any good????

[100%]

A man who has found a Crystalizer is a Great Man

But if he asks if its any Gooood means he has so no faith in the power of
the Cryst also known as the Crisp also known as the Crisp

This man needs to suffer two weekends without fastfood

(Jamaican saying from 1239BZion)

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@7 May 2004 - 01:30
A man who has found a Crystalizer is a Great Man

But if he asks if its any Gooood means he has so no faith in the power of
the Cryst also known as the Crisp also known as the Crisp

This man needs to suffer two weekends without fastfood

(Jamaican saying from 1239BZion)
Ok i can dig that just one question errrm what counts as slow food cause i kinda hungry :unsure:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+7 May 2004 - 03:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 7 May 2004 - 03:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@7 May 2004 - 01:30
A man who has found a Crystalizer is a Great Man

But if he asks if its any Gooood means he has so no faith in the power of
the Cryst also known as the Crisp also known as the Crisp

This man needs to suffer two weekends without fastfood

(Jamaican saying from 1239BZion)
Ok i can dig that just one question errrm what counts as slow food cause i kinda hungry :unsure: [/b][/quote]
You could use that crispalizer for that&#33;&#33;&#33;When you use it in grunky-mode, it will

deappetizelise/slowdown your fastfood......... :01: :01: :01:


YoCrisp

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+7 May 2004 - 01:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 7 May 2004 - 01:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 03:33
<!--QuoteBegin-Zedaxax@7 May 2004 - 01:30
A man who has found a Crystalizer is a Great Man

But if he asks if its any Gooood means he has so no faith in the power of
the Cryst also known as the Crisp also known as the Crisp

This man needs to suffer two weekends without fastfood

(Jamaican saying from 1239BZion)
Ok i can dig that just one question errrm what counts as slow food cause i kinda hungry :unsure:
You could use that crispalizer for that&#33;&#33;&#33;When you use it in grunky-mode, it will

deappetizelise/slowdown your fastfood......... :01: :01: :01:


YoCrisp [/b][/quote]
thats all very nice and well but i only got a Crystalizer i dont think it would do the same job :(


and i still hungry

[100%]

Ok

so you got the crystellizer xl3185xx - right?

ok

so....

plug it in


ok

now slow....very....slowly .....

look at the right corner of your apartment

slowly...put you hand on the crystellizer

and think of whatever food you want eg: chicken

now put your hand

in side the crystillaizer

ignore the pain

remove arm from dryztilizer

eat what is in it

enjoy


;)

[mortsapprentice]

ok hang on gonna try it

[mortsapprentice]

Errrrm is there any side afects i should have been told about cause errrrr

my hand as errrmm....... well it looks like this

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00hand.jpg

i will grow another ........ right?? :unsure:


and to top it off this is what i got for food

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00af914b.jpg

what the fudge is that???

[100%]

:lol:

Yep that s the Crystalizer alright

you can heat it up

but the conocuers preffer it chilled by moon light

Bon appetite

(about your hand growing back- im not sure)

[Yogi]

I located my crispalizer&#33;&#33;&#33;

It seems to be in the second sector of galaxy 98c-09.

Anyone has transportation, as my Neptylon is still in the shop..........??????


YoCrisp

[mortsapprentice]

You can borrow mine as my hand is still a stump :(
as a result i cant use both sticks







and i is still hungry :(

[Yogi]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 15:46
You can borrow mine as my hand is still a stump :(
as a result i cant use both sticks







and i is still hungry :(
What class is it??

Cos it&#39;s about 5674 lightyears away, wich means i need at least a wormhole-

crawler with warpfarting.


Yogs

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+7 May 2004 - 14:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing &#064; 7 May 2004 - 14:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 15:46
You can borrow mine as my hand is still a stump&nbsp; :(
as a result i cant use both sticks







and i is still hungry :(
What class is it??

Cos it&#39;s about 5674 lightyears away, wich means i need at least a wormhole-

crawler with warpfarting.


Yogs[/b][/quote]
ok mine comes equipped with a wormhole crawler with warpfarting allso has one of these

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/radimages.jpg

tunes into any galactic waves

[Yogi]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+7 May 2004 - 18:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 7 May 2004 - 18:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SensualBarfing@7 May 2004 - 14:28
<!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 15:46
You can borrow mine as my hand is still a stump :(
as a result i cant use both sticks







and i is still hungry :(
What class is it??

Cos it&#39;s about 5674 lightyears away, wich means i need at least a wormhole-

crawler with warpfarting.


Yogs
ok mine comes equipped with a wormhole crawler with warpfarting allso has one of these

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/radimages.jpg

tunes into any galactic waves [/b][/quote]
Thanks, man, you&#39;re a lifesaver&#33;&#33;&#33;

Intergalactic Tuning Rocks&#33;&#33;&#33;


When i return in a few months, you may use the crispalizer without restrictions&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


YoLactic

[mortsapprentice]

cheers dude maybe my hand will have grown back be then :D