F*cking Postmen

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Been up for 1 hour, f*cking postman has done the last straw, I been out looking for him :hmmm:
He's been bending our mail up, sometimes it's torn, so Baz complained, Baz gets a mag on subscription and instead of bending it down it's length like most people he folds it across the spine, Baz complained, so this morning after approx 4 hours sleep and my only day off til 2 weeks from today he bangs on the door, I go rushing down, open the door, he hands me our mail and says "There ya go, I'm not bending it anymore" :angry: Angry don't even come close, not only that but he knew he was doing it, we live slap bang in the middle of 130 house street, by the time I realised what he said and got some clothes on (5-8 mins) he was gone, nowhere in sight, that's not possible.
So me's off to a bad start, gonna hunt the little f*cker down later, I know where he lives, wants to play games? I can play games, don't f*ck me off little twat :hmmm:

Now gonna go find him :devil:

Jonno :angry:

[Manny Roscoe]

Ok. :mellow:

[100%]

Baz gets a mag on subscription

Well if its a Porn mag...kick his Assss :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Many......S&#39;ok, I&#39;m just ranting :) But this has been going on 3 months <_<

@Zed........No, but it costs £3.50 each time and the mag is knakered <_<

I just reported him, the woman said he has personal problems, I tell you , he will have personal problems when I get hold of him :angry:

Jonno B)

[Manny Roscoe]

Hey....check out my theme song.

CLICK (http://masterninja.ytmnd.com/)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Manny Roscoe@7 May 2004 - 08:51
Hey....check out my theme song.

CLICK (http://masterninja.ytmnd.com/)
Isn&#39;t that from Mystery Science Theatre 3000?

[Manny Roscoe]

I dunno.....

[sArA]

Go get im Jonno....don&#39;t take no crap from Postman Pat, I suggest you kidnap his cat and run a key down his little red van&#33;

[DanB]

And make sure Mrs Goggins the post office lady isnt watching when you do it :blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Manny Roscoe@7 May 2004 - 09:15
I dunno.....
It is. Joel Hodgson singing there, accompanied by the bots. Good show, in fact my fave of all time.

[Mike Nelson]

Originally posted by Withcheese+7 May 2004 - 16:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 7 May 2004 - 16:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Manny Roscoe@7 May 2004 - 09:15
I dunno.....
It is. Joel Hodgson singing there, accompanied by the bots. Good show, in fact my fave of all time. [/b][/quote]
Damn good show. Though I was never fond of that Joel guy myself....

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Nope never tried it Jonno, I am never up early enough and they aren&#39;t the prettiest, and the mail would get all messy :unsure:

[enoughfakefiles]

The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:

[ownedbyme13]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@7 May 2004 - 19:08
The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:
twelve inches would be a record.

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@7 May 2004 - 19:08
The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:
Under the door maybe?

[ownedbyme13]

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1+7 May 2004 - 19:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Wizard_Mon1 @ 7 May 2004 - 19:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-enoughfakefiles@7 May 2004 - 19:08
The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:
Under the door maybe? [/b][/quote]
wouldn&#39;t that hurt? slipping 12 inches under the door, would require great stamina and pain threshold.

[DanB]

Originally posted by ownedbyme13+7 May 2004 - 20:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ownedbyme13 @ 7 May 2004 - 20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@7 May 2004 - 19:19
<!--QuoteBegin-enoughfakefiles@7 May 2004 - 19:08
The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:
Under the door maybe?
wouldn&#39;t that hurt? slipping 12 inches under the door, would require great stamina and pain threshold. [/b][/quote]
Not to mention the requirement of having 12 inches in the first place ;)

[Snee]

Originally posted by ownedbyme13+7 May 2004 - 20:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ownedbyme13 @ 7 May 2004 - 20:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@7 May 2004 - 19:19
<!--QuoteBegin-enoughfakefiles@7 May 2004 - 19:08
The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:
Under the door maybe?
wouldn&#39;t that hurt? slipping 12 inches under the door, would require great stamina and pain threshold. [/b][/quote]
not if you flatten it with a hammer first....

no..wait...that&#39;s not right :blink:

[RGX]

True, I wouldnt chop 3 inches off for anyone.

[Wizard_Mon1]

Originally posted by danb+7 May 2004 - 19:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 7 May 2004 - 19:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ownedbyme13@7 May 2004 - 20:22

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@7 May 2004 - 19:19
<!--QuoteBegin-enoughfakefiles@7 May 2004 - 19:08
The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:
Under the door maybe?
wouldn&#39;t that hurt? slipping 12 inches under the door, would require great stamina and pain threshold.
Not to mention the requirement of having 12 inches in the first place ;) [/b][/quote]
He must have been dizzy at the time as well, what a guy. :P

[ownedbyme13]

Originally posted by danb+7 May 2004 - 19:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 7 May 2004 - 19:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by ownedbyme13@7 May 2004 - 20:22

Originally posted by Wizard_Mon1@7 May 2004 - 19:19
<!--QuoteBegin-enoughfakefiles@7 May 2004 - 19:08
The postman round our way played a blinder at christmas by no relising that our letter box is roughly six inches in length but he still managed to get one of my twelve inch records through it. :blink:
Under the door maybe?
wouldn&#39;t that hurt? slipping 12 inches under the door, would require great stamina and pain threshold.
Not to mention the requirement of having 12 inches in the first place ;) [/b][/quote]
we could ask jonno, i have heard he has 1/2 inches.



oh you said 12&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;1

[Yogi]

Public stoning of that postguy. ;)

Retaliation does the job.......... :helpsmile:


YoWhoReceivesNoMailAtAllWhereHeLivesAndHeLOVESIt