I Have Kidnapped Withcheese.

[[N][O][B]]

http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/spider_du/withcheeseisindanger2.jpg

send $500,000 to my swiss bank account, by 5pm today or he isnt getting out.

[bujub22]

http://www.users.nac.net/enterprise/astronomy/monopoly/money.jpg


i got a whole box full of this money ,will u take it?? :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

;) I'll offer ya 50 peanuts in exchange for withcheese.

[bujub22]

Image Resized
[img]http://tycho.i8.com/japan/money.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://tycho.i8.com/japan/money.jpg')

[[N][O][B]]

your imputence led to this.

Image Resized
[img]http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/spider_du/cheesegettingwhipped.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://img61.photobucket.com/albums/v186/spider_du/cheesegettingwhipped.jpg')

[*goddess*]

;) Maybe he likes that?

[Yogi]

Image Resized
[img]http://www.gilest.org/2003/malmsbury/images/01_pile_o_carrots.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.gilest.org/2003/malmsbury/images/01_pile_o_carrots.jpg')


Not to get him back!!!

Please keep him. But he likes carrots.

And a good wank now and then.

Have fun with him!!


Yogi

[mortsapprentice]

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/baldrick.jpg


Dont worry withcheese i have a cunning plan :D

[bujub22]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 09:42
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/baldrick.jpg


Dont worry withcheese i have a cunning plan :D
??what would that be?

[*goddess*]

:unsure: If he told you he'd have to kill you?? :ph34r: :lol:

[pusher]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 03:47
:unsure: If he told you he'd have to kill you?? :ph34r: :lol:
Then I hope it's good.

[mortsapprentice]

All i can say is it envolves a small hampster some glue and a pointy stick ;)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 09:47
:unsure: If he told you he'd have to kill you?? :ph34r: :lol:
:01: bring it on :D

[Snee]

A "hampster"? :unsure:

Do I even want to know what that is?

[*goddess*]

:unsure: You aint gonna hurt the hamster are ya??

[mortsapprentice]

:ph34r: i cant possibly reveal any more

because

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00CAI7KTQR.jpg

[bujub22]

:ph34r: :ghostface:

[*goddess*]

:) the hamster turned the tables on ya and now has you taped up and it poking ya with the pointy stick. :lol:

[mortsapprentice]

heres a pic of hammy

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/hampimages.jpg

he would never turn on me

[*goddess*]

:unsure: How can you be so sure?

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:00
:unsure: How can you be so sure?
cause he is only 5 inches tall and i have a big shoe

even armed with a pointy stick he is no match....... i think.........hope






your trying to cause trouble aint ya

right after i save cheese we are coming for you

[*goddess*]

:D Woo hooooooo ya promise??? :01: :lol:

[thewizeard]

[N][O][B],

I suppose you will be telling us next that the coalition have not reached Bagdad yet....

[Mike Nelson]

Keep Witcheese...who wants him anyhow.

[Snee]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@7 May 2004 - 15:35
Keep Witcheese...who wants him anyhow.
All he needs is a frontal lobotomi and then we can send him to ownster.

[Mike Nelson]

Originally posted by SnnY+7 May 2004 - 15:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 7 May 2004 - 15:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mike Nelson@7 May 2004 - 15:35
Keep Witcheese...who wants him anyhow.
All he needs is a frontal lobotomi and then we can send him to ownster. [/b][/quote]
I reckon he would still "pwn teh mofos" without full brain capacity.

[Snee]

Originally posted by Mike Nelson+7 May 2004 - 16:06--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mike Nelson @ 7 May 2004 - 16:06)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@7 May 2004 - 15:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Mike Nelson@7 May 2004 - 15:35
Keep Witcheese...who wants him anyhow.
All he needs is a frontal lobotomi and then we can send him to ownster.
I reckon he would still "pwn teh mofos" without full brain capacity. [/b][/quote]
Aw, c&#39;mmon give &#39;em some credit.

the occasional word is even spelled right.

And they got that "UR mom" teqnicue down to a pat.

Bet most lobotomized people can&#39;t do that, unless they really try.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by SnnY+7 May 2004 - 14:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 7 May 2004 - 14:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Mike Nelson@7 May 2004 - 16:06

Originally posted by SnnY@7 May 2004 - 15:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Mike Nelson@7 May 2004 - 15:35
Keep Witcheese...who wants him anyhow.
All he needs is a frontal lobotomi and then we can send him to ownster.
I reckon he would still "pwn teh mofos" without full brain capacity.
Aw, c&#39;mmon give &#39;em some credit.

the occasional word is even spelled right.

And they got that "UR mom" teqnicue down to a pat.

Bet most lobotomized people can&#39;t do that, unless they really try. [/b][/quote]
Ur momma. :angry:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese+7 May 2004 - 16:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 7 May 2004 - 16:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@7 May 2004 - 14:15

Originally posted by Mike Nelson@7 May 2004 - 16:06

Originally posted by SnnY@7 May 2004 - 15:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Mike Nelson@7 May 2004 - 15:35
Keep Witcheese...who wants him anyhow.
All he needs is a frontal lobotomi and then we can send him to ownster.
I reckon he would still "pwn teh mofos" without full brain capacity.
Aw, c&#39;mmon give &#39;em some credit.

the occasional word is even spelled right.

And they got that "UR mom" teqnicue down to a pat.

Bet most lobotomized people can&#39;t do that, unless they really try.
Ur momma. :angry: [/b][/quote]
Dammit&#33;

I&#39;m owned agin :(

[MeestahWong]

too funny, gheymers patting themselves on the back for their own lame comments; way too funny. :P

[Cheese]

Originally posted by MeestahWong@7 May 2004 - 14:29
too funny, gheymers patting themselves on the back for their own lame comments; way too funny. :P
Shame that on your forum there is no-one to pat your back, from what I see it&#39;s pretty much a one man show.

Well done. :)

[Snee]

Originally posted by MeestahWong@7 May 2004 - 16:29
too funny, gheymers patting themselves on the back for their own lame comments; way too funny. :P
You must be used to it.

Ain&#39;t that wat you and yer lttle friends are doin&#39; all day?

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:08
:D Woo hooooooo ya promise??? :01: :lol:
As you can see the cheese has been freed soooo we is on the way to you


errrm which way is oz??? :helpsmile:

[Snee]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+7 May 2004 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 7 May 2004 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:08
:D Woo hooooooo ya promise???&nbsp; :01:&nbsp; :lol:
As you can see the cheese has been freed soooo we is on the way to you


errrm which way is oz??? :helpsmile: [/b][/quote]
Just click yer heels.

no wait, that gets you right back home. :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: I aint giving ya bloody directions. :ph34r:

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by SnnY+7 May 2004 - 16:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 7 May 2004 - 16:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 17:03
<!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:08
:D Woo hooooooo ya promise??? :01: :lol:
As you can see the cheese has been freed soooo we is on the way to you


errrm which way is oz??? :helpsmile:
Just click yer heels.

no wait, that gets you right back home. :unsure: [/b][/quote]
errrm thanks for that .............. :frusty:

[*goddess*]

:D Snny&#39;s a helpful fella. :smilie4:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+7 May 2004 - 15:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 7 May 2004 - 15:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@7 May 2004 - 16:07

Originally posted by mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 17:03
<!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:08
:D Woo hooooooo ya promise??? :01: :lol:
As you can see the cheese has been freed soooo we is on the way to you


errrm which way is oz??? :helpsmile:
Just click yer heels.

no wait, that gets you right back home. :unsure:
errrm thanks for that .............. :frusty: [/b][/quote]
Second star the right and fly onto straight to dawn (whoever she is...)

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 16:12
:ph34r: I aint giving ya bloody directions. :ph34r:
its ok i have consulted these

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00untitled.bmp

so will be arriving soon B)

[*goddess*]

:blink: Isn&#39;t that the way to Neverland?


;) I&#39;ll be hiding under me bed. :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 17:16
:blink: Isn&#39;t that the way to Neverland?


;) I&#39;ll be hiding under me bed. :lol:
No that&#39;s the way to nowhere.

And yes, I am rather helpful.

[*goddess*]

;) Nowhere&#39;s a good place for mortsapprentice to go and then I won&#39;t have to hide under me bed.

:D legend Snny.

[DanB]

Originally posted by Withcheese+7 May 2004 - 17:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 7 May 2004 - 17:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 15:12

Originally posted by SnnY@7 May 2004 - 16:07

Originally posted by mortsapprentice@7 May 2004 - 17:03
<!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:08
:D Woo hooooooo ya promise???&nbsp; :01:&nbsp; :lol:
As you can see the cheese has been freed soooo we is on the way to you


errrm which way is oz??? :helpsmile:
Just click yer heels.

no wait, that gets you right back home. :unsure:
errrm thanks for that .............. :frusty:
Second star the right and fly onto straight to dawn (whoever she is...) [/b][/quote]
Why the feck you telling people to fly to my mum Cheese? :unsure:

[mortsapprentice]

ok i have arrived here
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/ausmages.jpg

and what greets me

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/babyimages.jpg

so hammy ate it

not far away now
http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00CA1UDNHF.jpg

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: It&#39;s a big country how you know if you&#39;re far away or not?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Can I get a hotdog and gas station sarny? I&#39;m hungry :)

Oooo maps, we playing orientering? :)
I good at that, always manage to find a pub :)

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

:o How can you want to eat that crap?? You&#39;re poor tum. :blink:






;) Nah, Mortsapprentice is after me. :P :lol:

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 16:43
:ph34r: It&#39;s a big country how you know if you&#39;re far away or not?
:ph34r: I have my sorces

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/psyimages.jpg

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Crap???.......Noooooooooo I lurvvvvvvvvvve that kinda stuff :D Yummy :D

I think Cheese manufactures it :unsure:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) I hope you&#39;re sources aren&#39;t my foghorn voice cos I gotta go bed in a minute.

[gungrave]

:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
http://hagen.let.rug.nl/peterm/sunny/images/angry.gif
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

A sweet angels voice carried on the mist in the night.........and thru the whispers of silence comes..........

GODDESS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

Jonno B)

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 16:50
;) I hope you&#39;re sources aren&#39;t my foghorn voice cos I gotta go bed in a minute.
Would be easier if it wernt so dark here wheres the light switch


sleeping soon eh


ooooooo goody ;)


sleep tight :ph34r:

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by gungrave@7 May 2004 - 16:54
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
http://hagen.let.rug.nl/peterm/sunny/images/angry.gif
:blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
:unsure: What&#39;re you angry about gungrave?? You&#39;re not gonna turn green and rip ya clothes are ya??





:D Jonno are you saying my voice is like and angels????

:lol: damn that&#39;s funny. :lol:

:ph34r: You watch out mort my rogue erm.... golliwog will getcha.... bite your ankles soon as ya come in the door.





:lol:

[mortsapprentice]

golliwog eh no match for hammy

hes got a tast for blood now after the kiddie incident :o

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Mort dude, I would start paying attention to what she says honestly, you ever seen Critters? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

:o What kiddie incident????


:01: I got kids he better not try and mess with em.


:blink: I guess the hammy could chew thru the golliwog.


:helpsmile: Damn must mount defence immediately.


;) Aha GEPPERS&#33;&#33; They might save me. :P

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@7 May 2004 - 17:04
Mort dude, I would start paying attention to what she says honestly, you ever seen Critters? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
arnt they them little firbie things??

[mortsapprentice]

ok i was kind of intrigued as to what a gepper is so searched on google and this came up???

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/gepperimages.jpg


what does this do exactly??

[*goddess*]

:unsure: I dunno never seen critters myself..... sounds kinda scary tho.



;) I&#39;m also pretty scary if ya wake me up











in the wrong way.











http://www.rikk-cowsys.com/html/emoticons/whistling.gif











:lol: I have no bloody idea Mort, that aint quite what I had in mind.

[[N][O][B]]

the fucker escaped

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by [N][O][B]@8 May 2004 - 23:40
the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P

[[N][O][B]]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+8 May 2004 - 23:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 8 May 2004 - 23:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O],8 May 2004 - 23:40] the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P [/quote]
give him back you fucker.

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by [N][O]+9 May 2004 - 16:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([N][O] @ 9 May 2004 - 16:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 23:49
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[b][O][B],8 May 2004 - 23:40] the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P
give him back you fucker. [/quote]
Too late i set him free jus too annoy your good self :D

[[N][O][B]]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 9 May 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#091;N+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (&#091;N)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>[O],9 May 2004 - 16:40] <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 23:49
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O],8 May 2004 - 23:40] the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P
give him back you fucker. [/quote]
Too late i set him free jus too annoy your good self :D [/quote]
you have doomed the board you silly forker.

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by [N][O]+9 May 2004 - 17:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([N][O] @ 9 May 2004 - 17:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice &#064; 9 May 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#091;N
[O][B],9 May 2004 - 16:40] <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 23:49
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O][B],8 May 2004 - 23:40] the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P
give him back you fucker.
Too late i set him free jus too annoy your good self :D [/quote]
you have doomed the board you silly forker. [/quote]
really :unsure:


I thought you had allready?????

[[N][O][B]]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 17:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 9 May 2004 - 17:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#091;N+--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (&#091;N)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>[O],9 May 2004 - 17:03]
Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice &#064; 9 May 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O],9 May 2004 - 16:40] <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 23:49
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O],8 May 2004 - 23:40] the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P
give him back you fucker.
Too late i set him free jus too annoy your good self :D [/quote]
you have doomed the board you silly forker. [/quote]
really :unsure:


I thought you had allready????? [/quote]
yeah my incesant spamming is almost reaching blowjob22 heights.

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by [N][O]+9 May 2004 - 17:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([N][O] @ 9 May 2004 - 17:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 17:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice &#064; 9 May 2004 - 17:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#091;N
[O],9 May 2004 - 17:03]
Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice &#064; 9 May 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O][B],9 May 2004 - 16:40] <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 23:49
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O][B],8 May 2004 - 23:40] the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P
give him back you fucker.
Too late i set him free jus too annoy your good self :D
you have doomed the board you silly forker. [/quote]
really :unsure:


I thought you had allready????? [/quote]
yeah my incesant spamming is almost reaching blowjob22 heights. [/quote]
:o surely thats not possible...............



is it :unsure:

[DanB]

Originally posted by [N][O]+9 May 2004 - 18:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ([N][O] @ 9 May 2004 - 18:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 17:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice &#064; 9 May 2004 - 17:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by &#091;N
[O],9 May 2004 - 17:03]
Originally posted by mortsapprentice+9 May 2004 - 16:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice &#064; 9 May 2004 - 16:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O][B],9 May 2004 - 16:40] <!--QuoteBegin-mortsapprentice@8 May 2004 - 23:49
<!--QuoteBegin-&#091;N
[O][B],8 May 2004 - 23:40] the fucker escaped
Yup me and hammy came and got him :P
give him back you fucker.
Too late i set him free jus too annoy your good self :D
you have doomed the board you silly forker. [/quote]
really :unsure:


I thought you had allready????? [/quote]
yeah my incesant spamming is almost reaching blowjob22 heights. [/quote]
Three handed blowjob spam? :o