Are You Left Handed Or Right Handed?

[brotherdoobie]

Being a southpaw myself and in the minority...I am currious to know if there are any other lefties on the forum?

Peace brotherdoobie

[BigBoo]

right handed.

which hand do you wipe your arse with?

[Snee]

I'm a rightie.

But I have a tendency to use my left a lot as well.

So i guess I'm a uni-whatchamacallit.

[*goddess*]

:blink: I'm right handed but both my kids are left-handed..... strange but true. :lol:

[Yogi]

It depends on wich side of the bed my girl is located......... :P


YoPerv

[bujub22]

both :01:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by BigBoo@7 May 2004 - 08:41
right handed.

which hand do you wipe your arse with?
The same one I pimp slap noobs with that ask stupid questions.
Why do you ask dear boy?

Peace brotherdoobie

[pusher]

I'm right handed.

But I can type with both!

:music1:

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+7 May 2004 - 13:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 7 May 2004 - 13:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@7 May 2004 - 08:41
right handed.

which hand do you wipe your arse with?
The same one I pimp slap noobs with that ask stupid questions.
Why do you ask dear boy?

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
iits an old joke


which hand ddo you wipe yoour arse with?

my right. why?

hahaha. scrubber i use bog roll

[bujub22]

Originally posted by pusher@7 May 2004 - 09:46


But I can type with both&#33;

:music1:
:o me too&#33; :smilie4: B) :lol:

[BigBoo]

ive been uusing keyyboards since my atari ste and i still only use my pinty and f**k you fingers :blink:

[Snee]

Originally posted by BigBoo@7 May 2004 - 14:51
ive been uusing keyyboards since my atari ste and i still only use my pinty and f**k you fingers :blink:
I hardly notice :P

[100%]

LEFT HANDED HA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

:01:

Famous Left-Handers

Left-Handed U.S. Presidents
James A. Garfield (1831-1881) 20th
Herbert Hoover (1874-1964) 31st
Harry S. Truman (1884-1972) 33rd
Gerald Ford (1913- ) 38th
Ronald Reagan (1911 - ) 40th
George H.W. Bush (1924- ) 41st
Bill Clinton (1946- ) 42nd



Miscellaneous Left-Handers
Joan of Arc (?), French heroine
Lloque Yapanqui (?), Inca monarch
Ramses II (?), Egyptian pharaoh
Tiberius (?), Roman emperor
Alexander the Great
Charlemagne, Holy Roman emperor
Julius Caesar, Roman general
Napoléon Bonaparte (?), French emperor
Josephine de Beauharnais
King Louis XVI of France
Queen Victoria of England
King George II of England
King George VI of England
Prince Charles of England
Prince William of England
Fidel Castro, Cuban leader
Benjamin Netanyahu, Israeli prime-minister
Nicole d&#39;Oresme, mathematician
Henry Ford, automobile manufacturer
David Rockefeller, banker
Dwight F. Davis, founder of the Davis Cup in tennis
Helen Keller, advocate for the blind
Dr. Albert Schweitzer, physician/missionary
August Piccard, inventor of stratosphere, bathosphere
Edwin Buzz Aldrin, astronaut
Wally Schirra, astronaut
Dr. Mark Silver, surgeon
Paul Prudhomme, chef
Cecil Beaton, photographer/costume designer
Lord Baden-Powell, founder of the Boy Scouts (ambidexterous)
Dave Barry, journalist
Edward R. Murrow, correspondent
Ted Koppel, journalist
Forrest Sawyer, journalist
Ray Suarez, journalist
John F. Kennedy, Jr., lawyer/publisher
Caroline Kennedy, lawyer/author
Ron Reagan, son of Ronald Reagan
Vin Scully, sports broadcaster
David Letterman (?), host
Jay Leno, host
Lenny Bruce, comedian
Allen Ludden, host
Joel Hodgson, host of Mystery Science Theater 3000
Wink Martindale, game show host
Uri Geller, psychokinetic performer
Richard Simmons, exercise guru
Euell Gibbons, naturalist
Marie Dionne, one of the Dionne quintuplets
General H. Norman Schwarzkopf
Clarence Darrow, lawyer
F. Lee Bailey, lawyer
Melvin Belli, lawyer
Marcia Clark, lawyer
Alan Funt, television producer
Milt Caniff, cartoonist
Bill Mauldin, cartoonist
Cathy Guisevite, cartoonist
Matt Groening, cartoonist
Jean Plantureux (Plantu), political cartoonist
Pat Oliphand, political cartoonist Ronald Searle, cartoonist
Pat Robertson, evangelist/politician
N.B. Forrest, Confederate general
John Dillinger, criminal/bank robber
Boston Strangler (Albert Henry DeSalvo), serial killer
Jack-the-Ripper, serial killer
John Wesley Hardin, Western gunslinger
Bart Simpson, cartoon character
[King Edward III of England, due to stroke]

Left-Handed Authors
James Baldwin, novelist
Bet Bowen, horror novelist
Peter Benchley, novelist
Lewis Carroll
Richard Condon, novelist
Jean Genet
Marshall McLuhan
Diane Paul
Helen Hooven Santmyer, novelist
Viktoria Stefanov
Mark Twain, novelist
Samuel C. Warner (?), poet
H.G. Wells
Jessamyn West
Eudora Welty, see One Writer&#39;s Beginnings (1983:27)
[Thomas Carlyle - switched to left due to injury]

Left-Handed Musicians
Carl Philipp Emanuel Bach, composer
David Byrne (Talking Heads)
Glen Campbell
Vicki Carr
Natale Cole
Kurt Cobain (Nirvana)
Phil Collins (Genesis)
Billy Corgan (Smashing Pumpkins)
Dick Dale (guitarist)
Don Everly (The Everly Brothers)
Phil Everly (The Everly Brothers)
Bela Fleck, jazz musician
Glenn Frey (the Eagles)
Eric Gale, guitarist
Noel Gallagher (Oasis) (?)
Errol Garner, jazz pianist
Judy Garland
Crysal Gayle
Kevin Griffin, guitarist & lead singer (Better than Ezra)
Thomas Hedley, vocalist/musician
Jimi Hendrix
Isaac Hayes
Tony Iommi, guitarist (Black Sabbath)
Albert King, guitarist
Melissa Manchester
Chuck Mangione, trumpet
Martina McBride ?, country music singer
Paul McCartney (the Beatles; Wings)
Christie Marie Melonson (opera)
George Michael (Wham&#33;)
Peter Nero, conductor
Joe Perry ? (Aerosmith)
Robert Plant (Led Zepplin)
Cole Porter, song-writer
Sergei Rachmaninoff, composer
Maurice Ravel ?, composer
Lou Rawls
John Lydon a.k.a. Johnny Rotten (Sex Pistols / Public Image Ltd.)
Rich Szabo, trumpeter
Seal
Ringo Starr (?) (the Beatles)
Paul Simon (Simon & Garfunkel)
Tiny Tim
Rudy Valee
Lenny White, drummer
Paul Williams, song-writer

Left-Handed Artists
Albrecht Dürer
M.C. Escher
Hans Holbein
Paul Klee
Michelangelo
LeRoy Neiman
Raphael
Leonardo da Vinci (RH paralyzed?)

Left-Handed Actors
Don Adams
Dan Aykroyd
Eddie Albert
Tim Allen
June Allyson
Harry Anderson
Amitabh Bachchan, Indian actor
Herschel Bernardi
Robert Blake
Matthew Broderick
Bruce Boxleitner
Carol Burnett
George Burns, comedian
Ruth Buzzi, comedienne
Sid Caesar, comedian
Keith Carradine
Khaled Chahrour, Egyptian actor
Charlie Chaplin
George Gobel, comedian
Chuck Conners
Hans Conreid
James Cromwell
Tom Cruise
Quinn Cummings
Daniel Davis
Bruce Davison
Matt Dillon
Marty Engles, comedian
Olivia de Havilland
Robert DeNiro
Michael Dorn
Fran Drescher, comedian
Richard Dreyfuss
W.C. Fields
Larry Fine ? (of the Three Stooges)
Peter Fonda
Greta Garbo
Terri Garr
Paul Michael Glaser
Whoopie Goldberg
Betty Grable
Cary Grant
Peter Graves
Mark Hamill
Rex Harrison
Goldie Hawn
Joey Heatherton
Tippi Hedren
Jim Henson, puppetteer
Kermit the Frog
Rock Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Shirley Jones ?
Gabe Kaplan
Danny Kaye
Diane Keaton
George Kennedy
Nicole Kidman
Lisa Kudrow
Michael Landon
Hope Lange
Joey Lawrence
Peter Lawford
Cloris Leachman
Hal Linden
Cleavon Little
Shirley MacLaine
Andrew McCarthy
Kristy McNichol
Steve McQueen
Howie Mandel, comedian
Marcel Marceau, mime
Harpo Marx
Marsha Mason
Mary Stuart Masterson
Anne Meara, comedian
Sasha Mitchell
Marilyn Monroe
Robert Morse
Anthony Newley
Kim Novak
Ryan O&#39;Neal
Sarah Jessica Parker
Estelle Parsons
Anthony Perkins
Ron Perlman
Luke Perry
Bronson Pinchot
Joe Piscopo, comedian
Robert Preston
Michael J. Pollard
Richard Pryor, comedian
Robert Redford
Keanu Reeves
Don Rickles, comedian
Julia Roberts
Mickey Rourke
Eva Marie Saint
Telly Savalas
Jean Seberg
Jerry Seinfeld, comedian
Christian Slater
Dick Smothers, comedian
Brent Spiner
Slyvester Stallone ?
Terence Stamp
Jessica Steen
Rod Steiger
Alan Thicke
Terry Thomas, comedian
Emma Thompson
Rip Torn
Peter Ustinov
Brenda Vaccaro
Karen Valentine
Rudy Vallee
Dick Van Dyke
Graham Walker a.k.a. Grumbleweeds, English comedian
Wil Wheaton
James Whitmore
Treat Williams
Bruce Willis
William Windom
Oprah Winfrey
Mare Winningham
Joanne Woodward
Keenan Wynn
Stephanie Zimbalist

Left-Handed Athletes
SOCCER
Jans van Breukelen (soccer)
Dan Burbott (?) (soccer)
Johan Cruyff (soccer)
Willem van Hanegem (soccer)
Hernan Medford (soccer)
Pelé -Edson Arantes do Nascimento (soccer)
Diego Armando Maradona (soccer)
Romario (soccer)
Hugo Sanchez (soccer)
Richard Witschge (soccer)
CRICKET
Alan Border (cricket)
Alistair Campbell (cricket)
Denis Compton (cricket)
Saurav Ganguly (cricket)
David Gower (cricket)
Gary Sobers (cricket)
OLYMPIC SPORTS
Francis X. Gorman (diving)
Greg Louganis (diving)
Mark Spitz (swimming)
Bruce Jenner (decathlon)
Nikita Kohloff (wrestling)
Dorothy Hamill (skating)
GOLF
Bonny Bryant (golf)
Bob Charles (golf)
Russ Cochran (golf)
Connie Decker (golf)
NOT Ben Hogan (golf), who is included on many published lists
FENCING
Cécile Argiolas (fencing)
Laura Flessel-Colovic (fencing)
Fabrice Gazin (fencing)
Matthieu Gourdain (fencing)
Fabrice Jeannet (fencing)
Giuseppe Mangiarotti (fencing)
Hugues Obry (fencing)
Anne-Lise Touya (fencing)
Adeline Wuilleme (fencing)
HOCKEY
Tom Barrasso (hockey)
Phil Esposito (hockey)
Cam Neely (hockey)
Terry Sawchuk (hockey)
Roman Turek (hockey)
BOWLING
Bill Allen (bowling)
Patrick Allen (bowling)
Earl Anthony (bowling)
Mike Aulby (bowling)
Steve Cook (bowling)
Patty Costello (bowling)
Dave Davis (bowling)
Cara Honeychurch (bowling)
Tish Johnson (bowling)
Johnny Petraglia (bowling)
Andy Varipapa (bowling)
BILLARDS
Steve Mizerak, Jr. (billiards)
Kun-Fang Lee (billiards)
Bonnie Arnold (billiards)
Reynaldo Grandee (billiards)
BADMINTON
Erik Poul Hoejer (badminton)
Peter Rasmussen (badminton)
Donna Stacey (netball)
BOXERS
Carmen Basilio (boxing)
James "Gentleman Jim" Corbett (boxing)
Marvin Hagler (boxing)
Oscar de la Hoya (boxing)
Reggie Johnson (boxing)
Rafael "Bazooka" Limon (boxing)
Freddie Miller (boxing)
Jacker Patterson (boxing)
Pernell "Sweet Pea" Whitaker (boxing)
DRIVERS
Johnny Herbert (Formula 1 driver)
Terry Labonte (NASCAR race car driver)
Ayrton Senna (Formula 1 driver)
Karl Wendlinger (Formula 1 driver)
Valentino Rossi (motorcycle racer)
AMERICAN FOOTBALL
Frankie Albert (Am.football)
Terry Baker (Am.football)
Mark Brunell (quarterback)
Bobby Douglass (Am.football)
Norman "Boomer" Esiason (Am.football)
Jim Del Gaizon (Am.football)
David Humm (Am.football)
Paul McDonald (Am.football)
Scott Mitchell (Am.football)
Gayle Sayers (Am.football)
Allie Sherman (Am.football, coach)
Kenny Stabler (Am.football)
Steve Young (Am.football)
Jim Zorn (Am.football)
BASKETBALL
Nate Archibald (basketball)
Walter Berry (basketball)
Larry Bird (basketball)
Adrian Branch (basketball)
Calbert Cheaney (basketball)
Dave Cowens (basketball)
Adrian Dantley (basketball)
Charles "Lefty" Driesell (basketball)
Mark Eaton (basketball)
Nick Van Exel (basketball)
Gail Goodrich (basketball)
Ron Kellogg (basketball)
Toni Kukoc (basketball)
Bob Lanier (basketball)
Brad Lohaus (basketball)
Harold Minor? (basketball)
Dick Motta (basketball)
Chris Mullen (basketball)
Sam Perkins (basketball)
Digger Phelps (basketball)
Willis Reed (basketball)
Guy Rodgers (basketball)
Bill Russell (basketball)
Wayman Tisdale (basketball)
Bill Walton (basketball)
Lenny Wilkins (basketball)
Manuel Zuleta (basketball)
TENNIS
Kenneth Carlsen (tennis)
Jimmy Connors (tennis)
Norman Brookes (tennis)
Courtney De Mone (tennis)
Guy Forget (tennis)
Andres Gomez (Santos) (tennis)
Goran Ivanesivic (tennis)
Rod Laver (tennis)
Henri LeConte (tennis)
John McEnroe (tennis)
Thomas Muster (tennis)
Martina Navratilova (tennis) - ambidexterous
Manuel Orantes (tennis)
Niki Pilic (tennis)
Renee Richards (tennis)
Marcello Chino Rios (tennis)
Monica Seles (tennis)
Roscoe Tanner (tennis)
Guillermo Vilas (tennis)
Mark Woodforde (tennis)
BASEBALL
Steve Carlton ? (pitcher)
Whitey Ford (pitcher)
Paul Gibson (pitcher)
Lefty Grove (pitcher)
Ron Guidry (pitcher)
Al Habrosky (pitcher)
Steve Howe (pitcher)
Bruce Hurst (pitcher)
Carl Hubbell (pitcher)
Randy Johnson (pitcher)
Tommy John (pitcher)
Bob Kipper (pitcher)
Joe Magrane (pitcher)
Greg Swindell (pitcher)
Brady Anderson (baseball)
Steve Avery (baseball)
Harold Baines (baseball)
Barry Bonds (baseball)
Wade Boggs ? (baseball)
Lou Brock (baseball)
Brett Butler (baseball)
Will Clark (baseball)
Ty Cobb (baseball)
Adrian Dantley (basketball)
Lenny Dykstra (baseball)
John Franco (baseball)
Tom Glavine (baseball)
Lefty Gomez (baseball)
Leon "Goose" Goslin (baseball)
Ken Griffey, Jr. (baseball)
Tony Gwynn (baseball)
Rickey Henderson (baseball)
Kent Hrbek (baseball)
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson (baseball)
Reggie Jackson (baseball)
David Justice (baseball)
Wally Joyner (baseball)
Sandy Koufax (baseball)
John Kruk (baseball)
Kenny Lofton (baseball)
Fred Lynn? (baseball)
Kevin Maas (baseball)
John McGras (baseball)
Fred McGriff (baseball)
Heinie Manush (baseball)
Dave Martinez (baseball)
Don Mattingly (baseball)
Jackie Mitchell (baseball)
Stan Musial (baseball)
Troy O&#39;Leary (baseball)
Paul O&#39;Neil (baseball)
John Olerud (baseball)
Mel Ott (baseball)
Rafael Palmeiro (baseball)
Dan Pasqua (baseball)
Babe Ruth (baseball)
"Neon" Deion Sanders (baseball/Am.football)
Warren Spahn (baseball)
Casey Stengel (baseball)
Darryl Strawberry (baseball)
Lou Whitaker (baseball)
Ted Williams (baseball)
Fernando Valenzuela (baseball)
Tommy Lasorda (baseball manager)


Okay Okay please dont show me the list of Famous Right Handed People :angry: :blink: :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@7 May 2004 - 14:54
Okay Okay please dont show me the list of Famous Right Handed People :angry: :blink: :lol:
Spoilsport.

[SillyRumours]

i&#39;m left-handed

my Dad is (was) also lefted but in those days it was frowned on, so he learnt to write right-handed, how i envy him

[Snee]

Originally posted by SillyRumours@7 May 2004 - 15:00
i&#39;m left-handed

my Dad is (was) also lefted but in those days it was frowned on, so he learnt to write right-handed, how i envy him
Yah.

I draw with my left.

Always endin&#39; up smearin&#39; stuff.

[100%]

When Left Handed people touch a Woman - they Mean it.






















Okay okay, please dont tell me about the muslim tradition of whipping your ass with the Left :angry: :blink: :lol:

[*goddess*]

:blink: So I&#39;m right handed..... if I slapped ya would that mean I didn&#39;t mean it?? :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 15:10
:blink: So I&#39;m right handed..... if I slapped ya would that mean I didn&#39;t mean it?? :lol:
Depends on whether he&#39;s a woman.

[*goddess*]

http://www.ukforums.org.uk/html/emoticons/doh.gifGood point.

:D How are ya Snny??

[Snee]

Slight head-ache.

Waiting in great anticipation for the invasion to begin in earnest.

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:14
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/html/emoticons/doh.gifGood point.

:D How are ya Snny??
that was a left handed slap

[Snee]

Originally posted by BigBoo+7 May 2004 - 15:16--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BigBoo @ 7 May 2004 - 15:16)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@7 May 2004 - 14:14
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/html/emoticons/doh.gifGood point.

:D How are ya Snny??
that was a left handed slap [/b][/quote]
You are just wicked observant.

And also kinda&#39; familiar.

[*goddess*]

:( Sorry about your headache Snny.

:blink: But I don&#39;t know how to change the smilie to right handed.

[Snee]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 15:21
:blink: But I don&#39;t know how to change the smilie to right handed.
If I&#39;d had photoshop installed i could have in a couple o&#39; minutes.

Not that it matters that much.

Or rather, maybe it does, since it&#39;s a left-handed slap, he must really mean it.

[100%]

Even Launguage is racist towards us Lefties

In French : toute droit = means strait ahead (droit=right)
they of course dont say Tout Gauche


:blink:

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by SnnY+7 May 2004 - 14:24--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 7 May 2004 - 14:24)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@7 May 2004 - 15:21
:blink: But I don&#39;t know how to change the smilie to right handed.
If I&#39;d had photoshop installed i could have in a couple o&#39; minutes.

Not that it matters that much.

Or rather, maybe it does, since it&#39;s a left-handed slap, he must really mean it. [/b][/quote]
:unsure: Don&#39;t you mean she must mean it...... since I think I was offering the slap. Or am I just totally confused as usual? :rolleyes:

[Snee]

&#39;twas the smiley.

I keep seeing them as dudes.
Dunno&#39; why.

[*goddess*]

:o Sexist?? Nooooo don&#39;t believe it.


:unsure: What&#39;s the invasion you mentioned earlier?? :ph34r:

[Snee]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 15:38
:o Sexist?? Nooooo don&#39;t believe it.


:unsure: What&#39;s the invasion you mentioned earlier?? :ph34r:
It&#39;s a very subtle one.

Not sexist, it&#39;s just that when you use &#39;em to express yer feelings, i guess you project on them or something.

You see them all as female then?

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Ya got me. I hadn&#39;t thought about it, but you&#39;re right they are somehow masculine. :blink:

:unsure: Should I be afraid if this invasion becomes more blatant? :ph34r:

[Snee]

Originally posted by *goddess*@7 May 2004 - 15:46
:rolleyes: Ya got me. I hadn&#39;t thought about it, but you&#39;re right they are somehow masculine. :blink:

:unsure: Should I be afraid if this invasion becomes more blatant? :ph34r:
Depends on whether the notion of bein&#39; attacked by lone, crazed gerbils, sportin&#39; waterpistols intimidates you.

If not then no.

[*goddess*]

:D Thankya feel ever so much better now.

[mortsapprentice]

i&#39;m ambidextrous :P

[sArA]

Originally posted by bujub22+7 May 2004 - 13:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 7 May 2004 - 13:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-pusher@7 May 2004 - 09:46


But I can type with both&#33;

:music1:
:o me too&#33; :smilie4: B) :lol: [/b][/quote]
and me&#33;

[100%]

Originally posted by sara5564+7 May 2004 - 17:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sara5564 @ 7 May 2004 - 17:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by bujub22@7 May 2004 - 13:49
<!--QuoteBegin-pusher@7 May 2004 - 09:46


But I can type with both&#33;

:music1:
:o me too&#33; :smilie4: B) :lol:
and me&#33; [/b][/quote]


Are we talking about breasts, testicles or fingers here??? :blink:

[DanB]

I am right handed :D

[dwightfry]

Le...Le...Le...Le....Lefty



Ca...Can we ge...ge...get a poll on th...th...th...this....pppppplease.

[[B][O][T]]

Right handed here :)

BOT

[[B][O][T]]

btw poll added....a little late maybe.... :unsure: :huh:

BOT

[*goddess*]

:unsure: I thought it a bit late too.


:rolleyes: Still voted tho.

[Wizard_Mon1]

No hands i&#39;m rightwing.

[atiVidia]

im both :P
but my fingers are pudgy :angry:

[Virtualbody1234]

Virtualhanded. ;)

[rewski54]

Right handed.

[amphoteric88]

Lefty :)

Never knew Senna was left-handed.

[stu3rt]

Right

[piercerseth]

^Sinister. Like stu3rt's motives for necroposting something 9 years old.

[megabyteme]

At least someone knows how to use the 'search' function. :idunno:

Why this would come up is a greater mystery...

[IdolEyes787]

Right


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWI2LoVUIRc

[anon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SPg2afRXvE

[Artemis]

I am largely ambidextrous, although frustratingly was forced to write with my right hand when I was at school and largely lost the ability to write with my left, alot of other activities I am comfortable using either hand (which is actually sometimes confusing).

[Mr. Mulder]

How can i tell? I seem to have both, one on each side??? :unsure:

[Artemis]

How can i tell? I seem to have both, one on each side??? :unsure:

Well that is a poser..... when people throw things at you, which hand do you throw up in defence of your face, and how good are your reflexes?

[IdolEyes787]

Better to ask him which hand he uses to jerk off with.

[Mr. Mulder]

i suppose i use my left for jamming my thumb up my arse whilst using the right to strangle a seagull, watching the life fade from its eyes... ? :unsure:

[IdolEyes787]

i suppose i use my left for jamming my thumb up my arse whilst using the right to strangle a seagull, watching the life fade from its eyes... ? :unsure:

As an unlicensed and untrained internet psychiatrist I'm willing to bet my reputation that the part of your brain that has serial killer tendencies is waging a war for dominance with the part of your brain that is a sexual pervert.

As for a treatment, my advise is to smoke dope and play video games.

Not at the same time though as that could be dangerous.

[Mr. Mulder]

I haven't gotten high in 5 days which is something of a record of late, i've also progressed dramatically on Max Payne, i believe it makes me a better detective. Yet there's just something about cradling a dead seagull in my arms, weeping, telling it not to worry. And living next to the sea there's always plenty of them and I've never truly lost my first erection, it seems to be permanent. I've just assumed all of you were doing the same sort of stuff so i guess what i'm trying to say is right - I am right handed :smilie4:

[Artemis]

Better to ask him which hand he uses to jerk off with.

Now you see I got to insult Mr Mulder in a subtle off handed manner while you got to lift the lid on the can of worms that is squirming under there....lucky you!

[IdolEyes787]

I haven't gotten high in 5 days which is something of a record of late, i've also progressed dramatically on Max Payne, i believe it makes me a better detective. Yet there's just something about cradling a dead seagull in my arms, weeping, telling it not to worry. And living next to the sea there's always plenty of them and I've never truly lost my first erection, it seems to be permanent. I've just assumed all of you were doing the same sort of stuff so i guess what i'm trying to say is right - I am right handed :smilie4:

Many,many years ago in the before time when magazines still existed,there was a Penthouse letter where the writer talked about putting on his special "seagull fucking hat" and then going out and proceeding to fuck seagulls.

Now as obviously none of those letters to Penthouse were just stuff made up by staff writers,I was wondering if you still have the hat that guy was you?

Personally I don't care one way or the other but Art seems fascinated by this sort of thing and if I'm reading this right, especially if it involves worms.

Btw playing Max Payne does make you a better detective but only in that alternate world where being a detective doesn't involve solving crime but does involve killing most everything in your path in slow motion.

[dion09529]

I voted

I GOT NO HANDS&#33; .

[Artemis]

I voted

I GOT NO HANDS&#33; .

I'd clap but that would be a tad insensitive, and there are all of your other handicaps to consider.....

[megabyteme]

I voted

I GOT NO HANDS! .

That explains why, to an extent, your suicide attempts have failed thus far... :whistling

Examples:

Pills- can't get top off.

Rope- can't tie knots.

Gun- can't pull trigger.

Cliff diving- can't get out of the front door.

etc.

[TheFoX]

I voted

I GOT NO HANDS! .

That explains why, to an extent, your suicide attempts have failed thus far... :whistling

Examples:

Pills- can't get top off.

Rope- can't tie knots.

Gun- can't pull trigger.

Cliff diving- can't get out of the front door.

etc.

:lol:

[LostinT]

Right, and I always elbow the person next to me. This is a world problem needing to be solved.

[IdolEyes787]

Right, and I always elbow the person next to me. This is a world problem needing to be solved.Don't stand next to anyone.

[IdolEyes787]

Hopefully there's a prize.

[Artemis]

Hopefully there's a prize.

Well one can only hope.... :idunno:

[LostinT]

Right, and I always elbow the person next to me. This is a world problem needing to be solved.Don't stand next to anyone.

That's particularly difficult if they have tits.

[megabyteme]

Don't stand next to anyone.

That's particularly difficult if they have tits.

You seem like the type who ignores restraining orders...

[LostinT]

That's particularly difficult if they have tits.

You seem like the type who ignores restraining orders...

Only when it involves personal matters involving your personal matters.

[megabyteme]

You seem like the type who ignores restraining orders...

Only when it involves personal matters involving your personal matters.

How very fortune cookie of you. :mellow:

[TheFoX]

Only when it involves personal matters involving your personal matters.

How very fortune cookie of you. :mellow:

Behave, both of you...

[LostinT]

How very fortune cookie of you. :mellow:

Behave, both of you...

A nice intermediate moment.

[Funkin']

I'm able to fap with both hands. So does that make me ambidextrous?

[TheFoX]

I'm able to fap with both hands. So does that make me ambidextrous?

Yes, it does, it would appear.

[Funkin']

I'm able to fap with both hands. So does that make me ambidextrous?

Yes, it does, it would appear.

You don't seem impressed. I'll post back when I'll able to do it with my feet.

[Artemis]

Yes, it does, it would appear.

You don't seem impressed. I'll post back when I'll able to do it with my feet.

Do you require both hands to fap at the same time..... because that would be freakin' impressive :yup:

[LostinT]

You don't seem impressed. I'll post back when I'll able to do it with my feet.

Do you require both hands to fap at the same time..... because that would be freakin' impressive :yup:

That's so 2013, yo!

[Artemis]

Do you require both hands to fap at the same time..... because that would be freakin' impressive :yup:

That's so 2013, yo!

That's nice, I do hate to rain on your crazy parade, but it is 2013.... yo?

[LostinT]

That's so 2013, yo!

That's nice, I do hate to rain on your crazy parade, but it is 2013.... yo?

I really do wish you made yourself useful and predict some of my lottery numbers so I have some hope.

[Artemis]

That's nice, I do hate to rain on your crazy parade, but it is 2013.... yo?

I really do wish you made yourself useful and predict some of my lottery numbers so I have some hope.

Are you purposefully trolling, or do you have some form of online tourettes syndrome, because if you are trying to be troll you are doing a piss poor job with the child like comebacks and random outbursts. If you want to be a real success at trolling you have will have to try harder than that.

[LostinT]

I really do wish you made yourself useful and predict some of my lottery numbers so I have some hope.

Are you purposefully trolling, or do you have some form of online tourettes syndrome, because if you are trying to be troll you are doing a piss poor job with the child like comebacks and random outbursts. If you want to be a real success at trolling you have will have to try harder than that.

Nah. I purposefully retreat to these forums on occasion. I would consider myself quite articulated, but not at trolling. Justification of what you assume is happening, has no reason here. It's like boiling tea in the morning. Why bother? The very fact you deemed me as a troll, dubbed "tourettes syndrome", clearly illustrates something's bothering you, because of the contractions involved in your post. I'll politely decline your advice. Try smiling.:lol:

[IdolEyes787]

I would consider myself quite articulated.....

Okey- dokey then.

[LostinT]

I would consider myself quite articulated.....

Okey- dokey then.

Damn you're, quick :dry: mehhhhhh

[IdolEyes787]

Articulated too.

[megabyteme]

Articulated too.

Segmented joints come in handy, you know. :)

[Artemis]

I would consider myself quite articulated.....

Okey- dokey then.

Yes that same part of the post struck me as both odd, and at odds with what he was trying to say (sadly.... :naughty:). Better luck next time.

I wasn't aware I had given any advice? I am however smiling, quite alot actually....

[mjmacky]

I wasn't aware I had given any advice? I am however smiling, quite alot actually....

I think it's because you've got a medley situation in your pill box.

[MOS]

Kind of depends on what I am doing at the time.

[LostinT]

Okey- dokey then.

Yes that same part of the post struck me as both odd, and at odds with what he was trying to say (sadly.... :naughty:). Better luck next time.

I wasn't aware I had given any advice? I am however smiling, quite alot actually....

Very articulated of you :wacko:

[Artemis]

Yes that same part of the post struck me as both odd, and at odds with what he was trying to say (sadly.... :naughty:). Better luck next time.

I wasn't aware I had given any advice? I am however smiling, quite alot actually....

Very articulated of you :wacko:

English isn't your second language by any chance?

[mjmacky]

Very articulated of you :wacko:

English isn't your second language by any chance?

None of us can really make claim to any specific language being our first language. Unfortunately, there are those who never make it past their primal language.

[LostinT]

No, I'm just being silly.

Good point. I do really hope people haven't reached their maximum capacity at this point in evolution. What a tragedy that'd be.

[bigdog56]

Wish I could jerk it with left and use mouse with right.

[NinjaScience]

right handed, BTW the rules on this forum are kinda stiff....

[ecoONE]

Left Handed with a good throwing arm:cool:

[roettgers]

Right is the best

[Cesar]

depends what i'm doing with the hand!!

[nerdshack999]

right handed all the way

[ceniack]

righty here

[georgexi]

I'm an oddball.
Write, eat, drink left-handed but throw, swing, game/mouse right-handed
My left bicep is stronger but my right bicep is bigger

[k4m4kz1]

Righty. Left just doesn't do what i tell it....

[Sjorre]

Right! [or wrong?] :)

[Deathwish]

Right handed but gifted with my left lol

[atombender]

Right handed, but can only use a scissors with left hand. Go figure.

[mantagtj]

both together at the same time usually holding a ps3/ps4 pad..........

[p1641243]

I'm right handed but as with most people I use my left for certain things. I have been wanting to train myself to use my left the same as my right but most of the time it just feels weird to use.

[TheFoX]

...but most of the time it just feels weird to use.

Then cut it off then. Nothing worse than having a useless appendage.

[weenden]

i can do alot left handed like play darts rather well left as well as horse shoes which im just ok using left hand

[drake25]

Righty here :p

[grimbk]

last time i checked i was using my right hand left hand was closing emergency shutdown of explicit page from eyes of the wife lol

[fatcat72]

im right handed and I use loo paper to wipe arse BigBoo lol

[fearsparks]

Righty for the first five minutes, then I have to change it up.

[wai]

I was initially left but my parents forced me to use right when I was a child, superstitious thing.

[tecbox]

Right handed for most things. eat left handed.

[LoverOfSadness]

I'm left handed but I use the mouse with my right hand.

[IdolEyes787]

Right handed for most things. eat left handed.

I use my mouth.:unsure:

[s0ap]

lol at no hands