Omg

[Nogimics]

So there I was...... Watching an episode of 24 when I heard a weird noise coming from the bathroom.

The bathroom light was off and the door slightly open, so I walked towards it and my cat came running out and legged it down stairs. Phew was a little scared for a minute :unsure:

I walked down stairs to let the cat out and saw it being sick at the bottom of the stairs. So I quickly opened the door and it ran out, then I realised what the fucker had been doing in the bathroom :angry: Ran up stairs and opened the door. I didn't even have to turn the light on I could fucking smell it.

Bastard cat had shit everywhere. And this aint your usual shit this was fucking HUGE for a cat like horse shit but diahorea all in the bath and on the bathroom floor. I nearly chocked when I had a good whiff off it. There was 4 piles of it. The stuff in the bath was that liquidly it was running down the drain and the stuff on the floor was just as bad.

Its just took me an hour to clean it up, and god damn im glad we have bath mats on the floor cus I was not washing that up with my hands. Bath mats now in the bin and I bleached the shower and then had to clean up by the front door.

That's the last fucking time I feed them, and if they even try to get back in this house again ill put them in a bag and throw them in the river.

OK it was only one of the cats. But I threw the other out jus incase it was the Whiskers cat food. infact I might phone whiskers tomorrow and blame their food. As I only fed them an 2 hours before this.

ANYWAY KILL ALL THE CATS PEOPLE

hated the bastards before and I hate them even more now :angry:

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol: i hate cats too! :angry:

[RGX]

I think the cat lying on my bed thats as long as my arm might have something to say about that. :rolleyes:

That sucks though nog, hope you had fun. :lol:

[trinity1011]

Thanx for sharing that!... such a joy to read :P

[callum]

cheers for that story :x

[gungrave]

:lol: :lol: y was it sick if it just had a shit?

[DanB]

Poor bastard :(

[mushmush]

Nogi, you forgot to mention to chuck a couple of bricks into the bag aswell :D

[ziggyjuarez]

http://img50.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ziggyjuarez/00middle_finger.jpg

[Nogimics]

Originally posted by mushmush@9 May 2004 - 01:53
Nogi, you forgot to mention to chuck a couple of bricks into the bag aswell :D
Thanks I will ;) Or ill

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[ziggyjuarez]

if eny1's killin cat's its going to be me :angry:
http://img50.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ziggyjuarez/catkill.bmp

[gungrave]

put tape over there buts and gobs see what happends 2 the bastards :ph34r:

[Nogimics]

Hopefully it will explode and go to cat Hell. where dogs chase it forever :angry:

[mortsapprentice]

I belive a have just found ya cat

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00000aaaaaahungry.jpg


Feed it man its recking my place :blink:

[gungrave]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice@9 May 2004 - 02:33
I belive a have just found ya cat

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00000aaaaaahungry.jpg


Feed it man its recking my place :blink:
tapes its leggs and tie it to the back of ur car and drive off :angry: :ph34r:

[WOX]

hey cats are cool you just don't take care of your cat that's why he did that.

[ziggyjuarez]

Originally posted by Nogimics@9 May 2004 - 01:46
Bastard cat had shit everywhere. And this aint your usual shit this was fucking HUGE for a cat like horse shit but diahorea all in the bath and on the bathroom floor.
:lol: too bad 4 U

[DanB]

too many mice if you kill the cats :o

[gungrave]

Originally posted by WOX@9 May 2004 - 02:54
hey cats are cool you just don't take care of your cat that's why he did that.
:lol:
when a cat does some thign wrong cut a 3 cm of its tail off :P

[Nogimics]

Originally posted by gungrave+9 May 2004 - 04:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gungrave @ 9 May 2004 - 04:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-WOX@9 May 2004 - 02:54
hey cats are cool you just don&#39;t take care of your cat that&#39;s why he did that.
:lol:
when a cat does some thign wrong cut a 3 cm of its tail off :P [/b][/quote]
Funny should say that. one of my cats had its tail bitten off by what the vet thinks was a fox. This time it&#39;ll be me with a pair of scissors :lol:

[gungrave]

well then cut its leg 3cm shorter if it shits all over ur house B)

[ziggyjuarez]

:lol: i still cant belive the cat shit everywhere :lol:

[DaniB]

:01: This topic has been done before although it may have been in World News in which case some of you may have missed it.

:P

[amphoteric88]

Originally posted by RGX@9 May 2004 - 01:48
I think the cat lying on my bed thats as long as my arm might have something to say about that.&nbsp; :rolleyes:
I&#39;m sure I could kill any &#39;domesticated&#39; house cat you can throw at me... :lol:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by amphoteric88+9 May 2004 - 01:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (amphoteric88 &#064; 9 May 2004 - 01:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-RGX@9 May 2004 - 01:48
I think the cat lying on my bed thats as long as my arm might have something to say about that. :rolleyes:
I&#39;m sure I could kill any &#39;domesticated&#39; house cat you can throw at me... :lol:[/b][/quote]
Don&#39;t be so sure...http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/giantcat.jpg

Peace brotherdoobie

[2nd gen noob]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie+9 May 2004 - 07:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brotherdoobie @ 9 May 2004 - 07:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by amphoteric88@9 May 2004 - 01:57
<!--QuoteBegin-RGX@9 May 2004 - 01:48
I think the cat lying on my bed thats as long as my arm might have something to say about that.&nbsp; :rolleyes:
I&#39;m sure I could kill any &#39;domesticated&#39; house cat you can throw at me... :lol:
Don&#39;t be so sure...http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/giantcat.jpg

Peace brotherdoobie [/b][/quote]
I could beat a pussy up any day :rolleyes:

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by 2nd gen noob+9 May 2004 - 02:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (2nd gen noob @ 9 May 2004 - 02:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brotherdoobie@9 May 2004 - 07:36

Originally posted by amphoteric88@9 May 2004 - 01:57
<!--QuoteBegin-RGX@9 May 2004 - 01:48
I think the cat lying on my bed thats as long as my arm might have something to say about that. :rolleyes:
I&#39;m sure I could kill any &#39;domesticated&#39; house cat you can throw at me... :lol:
Don&#39;t be so sure...http://img57.photobucket.com/albums/v173/brotherdoobie/giantcat.jpg

Peace brotherdoobie
I could beat a pussy up any day :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Mabey thats why your not getting any?
Your not suppose to hit it dear boy :blink:

Kiss it gently :)

Peace brotherdoobie

[Cheese]

I&#39;m not a great cat fan either, the one I&#39;m looking after at the moment is a nuisance...can&#39;t even feed itself. I mean, how hard is a can of cat food to open. Bloody stupid animal...

[Adster]

mowl

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by Adster@9 May 2004 - 06:15
mowl
Cool Ad...Your cat meows like you type :)

Peace brotherdoobie

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@9 May 2004 - 01:56
http://img50.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ziggyjuarez/00middle_finger.jpg
The above picture best explains it to all cat haters&#33;&#33;&#33; :nono: