Mathea's Very Own Thread

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I just thought she should have her very own thread and why not indeed :D

You got anymore towel racks yet? :P

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

becuz i don't know who that is ,i wont spam this thread ........yet :D

[Mathea]

yaaaay!


so kind of you Jonno! and I have yet to return the one I took from the store for the picture... oops!


now is that for a hand towel, wash cloth or what? :P

[DanB]

Originally posted by bujub22@9 May 2004 - 20:33
becuz i don't know who that is ,i wont spam this thread ........yet :D
Still the first post though :lol: :lol:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 19:32
I just thought she should have her very own thread and why not indeed :D

You got anymore towel racks yet? :P

Jonno B)
*Lamsey prays that Mathea posts pics thereof so he can say "Hey Mathea, nice rack"

[Virtualbody1234]

Yes, I agree, that's someone who deserves their own thread, for sure! :clap:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Mrs.M......Beach towel :P :lol: :lol:

@Buj........You can spam it, you may get Mathea after you with her chains and stuff but go for it, you might enjoy it :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit......Where TF did you lot come from.........Lamsey put that box of clenex down ffs :rolleyes:

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by Mathea@9 May 2004 - 19:33
yaaaay!


so kind of you Jonno! and I have yet to return the one I took from the store for the picture... oops!


now is that for a hand towel, wash cloth or what?  :P
Beach Towel, by all accounts.....


Edit:

Damn you beat me Jonno :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Rat Faced+9 May 2004 - 19:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 9 May 2004 - 19:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mathea@9 May 2004 - 19:33
yaaaay&#33;


so kind of you Jonno&#33; and I have yet to return the one I took from the store for the picture... oops&#33;


now is that for a hand towel, wash cloth or what? :P
Beach Towel, by all accounts.....


Edit:

Damn you beat me Jonno :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

@Lamsey: dont have my pics on this computer cuz its new and I dont have access to a scanner anymore :P

@VB why thank you&#33;

@Jonno : I&#39;ve retired the whips n chains but work is only ten minutes from here :D

@RF: aww, u posted in my thread but only about Jonno&#39;s penis? :(

[bujub22]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 15:35


@Buj........You can spam it, you may get Mathea after you with her chains and stuff but go for it, you might enjoy it :lol:




:D hhhmmm sounds like something to kill time ?...bring it on :D


and @danb damn right :01:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Mathea@9 May 2004 - 19:38

@RF: aww, u posted in my thread but only about Jonno&#39;s penis? :(
;) He got a thing for me but does&#39;nt like to let on ;) :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Okay I&#39;ve noticed it seems to take over conversation n all, but dammit Jonno put it away for one thread ok?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: *pulls up trousers* :(

It&#39;s raining here :( :P

Jonno B)

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by Mathea@9 May 2004 - 19:38
@Lamsey: dont have my pics on this computer cuz its new and I dont have access to a scanner anymore :P

@VB why thank you&#33;

@Jonno : I&#39;ve retired the whips n chains but work is only ten minutes from here :D

@RF: aww, u posted in my thread but only about Jonno&#39;s penis? :(
Awww, Im sowwy....

http://www.mc.vanderbilt.edu/giftshop/flowers.jpg

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@9 May 2004 - 15:42
Okay I&#39;ve noticed it seems to take over conversation n all, but dammit Jonno put it away for one thread ok?
i don&#39;t think jonno goes 1 hr without mentioning it&#33; :lol:


o dear god man stop waving it in the air&#33; :angry: :(






:lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@RF....Ooo you got some of those fake flowers for £1.99 for 2 at Tesco&#39;s too huh? :P :lol:

Hang on, this is Mathea&#39;s thread so I think she should decide what to talk about, I think she should tell us all a story about fluffy bunny&#39;s :)

And yes, I am still taking the tablets :)

Jonno B)

Edit...@ Buj..........Shhhhhhhhh :ph34r:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by Rat Faced@9 May 2004 - 19:45

Awww, Im sowwy....

http://www.mc.vanderbilt.edu/giftshop/flowers.jpg
Awwwwwww they&#39;re beautiful&#33; Thank you :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:



















@ bujub22 there&#39;s a first time for everything lol

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@9 May 2004 - 15:49
@ bujub22 there&#39;s a first time for everything lol
butmy poor eyes :blink: :(






o dear god here he comes again :ph34r:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I think under the circumstances and topic of conversation maybe "Arives" would be a better word Buj :P

:lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

http://www.stockroom.com/g/j072.jpg

A shiny chrome chain leash, medium weight, with a black leather handle and our buckling/locking cock ring together as a set.


Where&#39;s Nikki to take control of it tho?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

She&#39;s gone to the zoo :( ...........No not musicworld, I mean the real zoo :lol:

Hence me being bored :lol: :lol:

Of course that was til I started this thread :D

Is that the dog collar she was telling me about? :ph34r: :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

down boy&#33;&#33; :huh:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 20:07
Is that the dog collar she was telling me about? :ph34r: :helpsmile:

yep. We sell em cheaper tho than the site I took the pic from... but the leash is much shorter :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: Ah I see, do I get discount for being such a nice guy? :)
And extra discount for modeling it? :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 20:13
:ph34r: Ah I see, do I get discount for being such a nice guy? :)
And extra discount for modeling it? :P :lol:

Jonno B)
Watch out you&#39;ll get dragged by the back room trolls into a booth (prolly on the dirty side too... half of em finally got cleaned&#33;) n we&#39;ll never see u again

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Is that a promise? :P :lol:

Or does that cost extra :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 20:18
Is that a promise? :P :lol:

Or does that cost extra :lol:

Jonno B)
actually u could take it as a second job bc they&#39;d pay u..... u&#39;d be fresh meat for them. god I can practically hear them drooling already

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: That would mean moving to New York :ph34r:

Lots of strange people there :helpsmile:

But I&#39;ll think about it in the unterests of sex and leather :lol: :lol:

What&#39;s the hourly rate? Of do they pay by the inch? :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 20:31
What&#39;s the hourly rate? Of do they pay by the inch? :lol:

Jonno B)
Silly rabbit... you have no clue huh? They&#39;d pay by the half hour or less lol.... and no offense to you but towel rack or no it&#39;s better pay Im sure :P








and it seems that ur penis has hijacked yet another thread :&#39;(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: I never said anything about my penis :blink:
You&#39;re the one keeps saying rewd things :P

I was talking.........hang on, we may have different ideas of your trolls here :ph34r:

I&#39;m kinda picturing Gimps :ph34r: <- like that :helpsmile:

But sowwee anyway.......

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/roses.JPG

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

oooh more flowers? Imma get lost in em if this keeps up cuz my place is small lol

and when i said trolls I meant:

the trolls aka the vultures aka the seedy old men that troll the back room at work lookin for fresh meat (and since its rare that someone younger ges back there, let alone someone younger who doesnt run away upon sight of em).... some of them spend hours upon hours there just walkin round the booths tuggin on the door handles incase someone left it unlocked...... and then close it when they realize its just another troll...

.... so if u come to NY imma pimp u out n make lotsa money yay&#33;




and I dont keep bringin it up it&#39;s just always there&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: Erm........Yeah :helpsmile: .....You say their old?.....Were they young when they first came in? :lol:
And trust me, you would&#39;nt make much money off me :P

Annnnd it&#39;s not always there, sometimes it hides when cold and......tsk.see&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

hahaha if only i had pics of em u&#39;d know they&#39;d pay out lots of money.... lemme put it this way...we got nicks for some of the regulars including:

bumpy head guy (he spends btwn 4-8 hours there almost every day)
sweaty man (granted its always hot back there but damn)
bulldog
pinhead

it goes on but there&#39;s an idea of the ppl that are there more than i am :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: Yup, like I said, NY is weird :lol:

Pinhead?........Dare I ask? :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

okay so he wouldn&#39;t have been cast for the movie freaks, but yeah his head is too small for his body cept for his nose which is way too big for his little face

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: Thats just cruel :lol: :lol:

I can see you and your work mates now......

"Ooo look at him, ain&#39;t he ugly"
"Yeah his eyes are too close together too"
"What shall we call him?"
"I dunno, how bout Cyclops?"
"Nah , Oo look he&#39;s got huge feet"
"Oh yeah, OI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Sideshow BOB&#33;&#33;"

"huh....I........i...........I was just blousing..I mean browsing......yoinks"......

:rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 17:31
:blink: Yup, like I said, NY is weird :lol:

Pinhead?........Dare I ask? :lol:

Jonno B)
:o ny ..uk :blink: :ph34r:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 21:37
:lol: :lol: Thats just cruel :lol: :lol:

I can see you and your work mates now......

"Ooo look at him, ain&#39;t he ugly"
"Yeah his eyes are too close together too"
"What shall we call him?"
"I dunno, how bout Cyclops?"
"Nah , Oo look he&#39;s got huge feet"
"Oh yeah, OI&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; Sideshow BOB&#33;&#33;"

"huh....I........i...........I was just blousing..I mean browsing......yoinks"......

:rolleyes:

Jonno B)
actually most of em were named before i ever started workin there..... Im just glad the condom drinker (who frequented back when my friend bekky worked there) has only been in once since i started... and the garbage picker only once too


and now that its warm i think spandex man will return

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Buj........CD-UK? :blink:

@Mathea......Condom drinker?? :x Sounds mighty close to felching if you ask me :x
And Garbage Picker? :helpsmile:

Spandex man I can understand, I seen them guys, remember one guy on the beach in the tightest pandex trunks you ever saw and a massive buldge, much to the delight of everyone present and causing massive hysterical laughter when one day he layed there sunning himself with part of a sock sticking out from his trunks :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

the condom drinker

:lol: :lol: damn that sounds dirty :lol: :lol:

[Mathea]

@Jonno: either way it sounds utterly disgusting

@bujub is there any other way it could have sounded?

on another note i learned somethin today.... here "buggering" means somethin different than to all u brits.... but i cant post it bc there&#39;s no way to clean it up for the board :x :x :x

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Bugger (Buggered) here means the same as sod (sodomy) = Anal Sex :)

Although they old old old words in that sense, they now used as light hearted derogoratory term such as "Silly bugger" and "You rotten sod" :)

English 101 over for today :lol:

Yours can&#39;t mean much more worse than that? :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 22:06
Yours can&#39;t mean much more worse than that? :lol:

Jonno B)
wanna bet?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@9 May 2004 - 18:01
@Jonno: either way it sounds utterly disgusting

@bujub is there any other way it could have sounded?


it sound so nasty it &#39;s sexy :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Mathea+9 May 2004 - 22:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 9 May 2004 - 22:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 22:06
Yours can&#39;t mean much more worse than that? :lol:

Jonno B)
wanna bet? [/b][/quote]
Would you like a slice of my humble pie? :lol: :lol:

@Buj.....Stop wanking over our conversation you perv <_< :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

told u so

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:rolleyes: You just had to say that did&#39;nt you :rolleyes:

Wanna add the "Ner ner na ner ner"? :lol:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by Mathea@9 May 2004 - 23:33
told u so
She has teh pwnage.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

She certainly has dude :ph34r:

Oh man, I been owned by a girl :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 May 2004 - 00:01
She certainly has dude :ph34r:

Oh man, I been owned by a girl :ph34r:

Jonno B)
That&#39;s where the collar n&#39; leash comes in.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: True :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
woot&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

<_< Shudup you :P

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 23:47
<_< Shudup you :P

Jonno B)
I&#39;ll show you shudup&#33; :lol:

[Energizer_God]

Wow nice thread you got here..... B)

You must be very proud having of all these visitors already

a few drinks and a couple of more ladies and this thread will have it all. ;)



hey Babe (((((((MAthea))))))))))

[Mathea]

Hey you&#33; Yep welcome to my thread... if u havent thrown up yet then somethin must be wrong :P

How u been?

u wanted girls huh? here:

http://www.benchwarmer.com/interior/appearance.jpg

http://www.xxxporn-babes.com/pornstars/fnpthumbs/jenna-jameson.jpg

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and just incase this was ur next request:

http://www.brouczech.com/images/beer%20pos%20038.jpg

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*I want y&#39;all to enjoy my thread* :lol:

[Energizer_God]

Aw home at last. http://www.randomimage.us/files/415.jpg

shooters anyone

[Mathea]

lol nice to see ya again :P

there&#39;s open bar in the other room

is that someone in particular or just some chick? :P

the third one down in my previous post is tera patrick... suposedly she is coming for a signing this summer

[Energizer_God]

just someone who was hold your place for awhile in the tub

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: B)

just kidding you could never be replaced...... just some pic of someone i don&#39;t know...lol :angry: dam

[Mathea]

lol damn well maybe someday u&#39;ll meet her

I&#39;ll keep my eyes open for u n if i do ever come across her i&#39;ll grab her by the hair n ship her off to canada. sound good?

[Energizer_God]

Sounds fine. ;) ..but canada has nice looking girl too....and looks aren&#39;t everything



only 30-40 % B)


so how ya been .....what&#39;s new.......I&#39;ll be passing thru NY on my way to Vegas again in around Aug-Sept..... :( only for a stop and fuel :(

[Mathea]

well...

went back to college but this semester is almost over, just got three days of finals then im done....

...obviously still workin at the store lol...

... moved into a cute little place n got a new computer that actually can do things lmao cuz my old one was beyond a piece of shit

and where in NY? Im not gonna be around in September anyway so even if it was here I&#39;d miss ya.... n where u runnin off to that u only got time for fuel n food?

remember /me is teh lazy lazy lazy

n things are goin good for me so I cant really complain :) (bout time&#33; :P)


u?

[Energizer_God]

Actually I have a choice between alaska or vegas for 2 weeks

atleast I hope it&#39;s a choice....lol

we usually land and refuel either on our way down or back up thru the state.
but never lucked in and had an overnight stay there yet..

my computer crashed awhile ago.....reformatted it seems great now...

Just getting into yard work here...and some minor renos still

gotta empty my Hottub tomorrow. I&#39;m off work for a week but I don&#39;t know what to do... :blink:

well i&#39;ll be going to my cottage may 24 weekend the get it ready for the summer

[Energizer_God]

anyways i&#39;m off to bed hope to see ya again soon B)


((((((((Crystal))))))))

[Mathea]

night you (Im hopin to fall asleep soon myself) :D

[Energizer_God]

Guess who&#39;s back in the house B)

anyone else in here? :P

[Mathea]

Haha I was all set to go to sleep but damn if I got company......

/me runs n gets dressed n breaks out the booze :P

heya EG

EDIT: just noticed the time u posted
/me drinks herself into a stupor n passes out

[Mathea]

technically since its restarted on the nineteenth im only posting 6 days later :D

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Mathea@10 June 2004 - 01:25
technically since its restarted on the nineteenth im only posting 6 days later&nbsp; :D
licence to bump threads? :unsure:



.............

[Mathea]

i dont see why not... its less than a week old :P (according to the back up)

[Energizer_God]

Originally posted by Mathea@10 June 2004 - 02:30
i dont see why not... its less than a week old :P (according to the back up)
You just noticed me now :huh:

[Mathea]

lol u know how hectic it can get sometimes :P

lol the only bright spot of losin weeks of posts is......


































...... oh shit i couldnt think of anything <_<


oh well

there&#39;s prolly some beer around somewhere but i think all the girls went home

[Energizer_God]

niether could I :P













































:lol: