Tip For Footballers

[Lamsey]

If you ever find yourself playing on a sandy, poor quality artificial surface...

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/leg.jpg

... don&#39;t go slide-tackling >_<

[Peerzy]

You have hairy legs :-)

[enoughfakefiles]

That`s rule No 1 lamsy. :P

[bujub22]

wimp mir flesh wound get back out there :angry:

[mortsapprentice]

are we talking proper football or that silly game in the usa

[ziggyjuarez]

did U get a paper cut or something,nothin but a papercut

[Peerzy]

Originally posted by Lamsey@9 May 2004 - 20:00
If you ever find yourself playing on a sandy, poor quality artificial surface...

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/leg.jpg

... don&#39;t go slide-tackling >_<
Lets hope there are no vampires on this forum, they will come after you, and your blood.... :fear:

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by bujub22@9 May 2004 - 20:03
wimp mir flesh wound get back out there :angry:
I played on for a couple of hours ;)

Morts - football of course, in the US version they have 6 inches of body armour over any given part of their body :P

[bujub22]

Originally posted by peerzyboy+9 May 2004 - 16:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (peerzyboy @ 9 May 2004 - 16:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Lamsey@9 May 2004 - 20:00
If you ever find yourself playing on a sandy, poor quality artificial surface...

http://www.mcbriens.net/liam/img/leg.jpg

... don&#39;t go slide-tackling&nbsp; >_<
Lets hope there are no vampires on this forum, they will come after you, and your blood.... :fear: [/b][/quote]
where&#39;s mr blahster? :ph34r:

[BigBoo]

and i always thought you were intelligent.

before you try,, no you cantstop an express train witth your hands

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Lamsey@9 May 2004 - 20:06

Morts - football of course, in the US version they have 6 inches of body armour over any given part of their body :P
:lol: :01: Exactly&#33;&#33;&#33; :01: UK rules&#33;&#33; :01:

Lamsey......I know how that feels dude, rub some vineger in it to make it feel better :devil:

Jonno B)

[j2k4]

Really, Liam-you should have known. ;)

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by j2k4@9 May 2004 - 22:17
Really, Liam-you should have known. ;)
I would have normally, we had been playing on a freshly-laid surface in the 5-a-side pitches which was excellent, but we moved onto the 7-a-side pitch which is badly needing relaid and I forgot to stop sliding :(

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

;) You know usually I do not get into this crap.But you all want to keep talking shit about our Game while we try and respect yours.Why don&#39;t you bring 10 of your Players over here and we will take off the pads and see how hard of a hit you all can take.

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:11
;) You know usually I do not get into this crap.But you all want to keep talking shit about our Game while we try and respect yours.Why don&#39;t you bring 10 of your Players over here and we will take off the pads and see how hard of a hit you all can take.
Converse: put 11 american footballers on a soccer pitch and they&#39;d get destroyed by a British pub team.

You can have your brute force, we&#39;ll stick to the skillful game, thanks ;)

[Snee]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@10 May 2004 - 00:11
;) You know usually I do not get into this crap.But you all want to keep talking shit about our Game while we try and respect yours.Why don&#39;t you bring 10 of your Players over here and we will take off the pads and see how hard of a hit you all can take.
Why not just cut out the middle man and have them beat up Lamsey?

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by Lamsey+9 May 2004 - 23:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 9 May 2004 - 23:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:11
;) You know usually I do not get into this crap.But you all want to keep talking shit about our Game while we try and respect yours.Why don&#39;t you bring 10 of your Players over here and we will take off the pads and see how hard of a hit you all can take.
Converse: put 11 american footballers on a soccer pitch and they&#39;d get destroyed by a British pub team.

You can have your brute force, we&#39;ll stick to the skillful game, thanks ;) [/b][/quote]
I should also reiterate that I played for two hours today with a gashed knee.

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

Originally posted by Lamsey+9 May 2004 - 18:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey &#064; 9 May 2004 - 18:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:11
;) You know usually I do not get into this crap.But you all want to keep talking shit about our Game while we try and respect yours.Why don&#39;t you bring 10 of your Players over here and we will take off the pads and see how hard of a hit you all can take.
Converse: put 11 american footballers on a soccer pitch and they&#39;d get destroyed by a British pub team.

You can have your brute force, we&#39;ll stick to the skillful game, thanks ;) [/b][/quote]
;) Also understand that it is 2 different Sports.Played with different skills.


It seems us Americans hardly ever talk about your soccer but you all like to talk about our Game.

We show respect for what you all do with the skillfullness of Soccer.Yet where is the respect of brutal force and long drives in what we call "Football"?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

FC has a point there, I can see Beckham now, running away crying :lol: :lol:

How about put the Rugby team against the Americans and then see who has brute force :D :01:

Jonno B)

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:19
We show respect for what you all do with the skillfullness of Soccer.Yet where is the respect of brutal force and long drives in what we call "Football"?
We reserve that for rugby :P

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

;) I am just waiting for the Olympics to add "American Football".But there is a reason they have not.Its like Basketball in the Olympics.Nobody else would win. :P

[Lamsey]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:30
;) I am just waiting for the Olympics to add "American Football".But there is a reason they have not.Its like Basketball in the Olympics.Nobody else would win. :P
Just like Tossing The Caber :01:

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:30
;) I am just waiting for the Olympics to add "American Football".But there is a reason they have not.Its like Basketball in the Olympics.Nobody else would win. :P
being fair no one else plays it

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by Lamsey+9 May 2004 - 23:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Lamsey @ 9 May 2004 - 23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:30
;) I am just waiting for the Olympics to add "American Football".But there is a reason they have not.Its like Basketball in the Olympics.Nobody else would win. :P
Just like Tossing The Caber :01: [/b][/quote]
isnt that a form of masterbation :unsure: :unsure:

[FuNkY CaPrIcOrN]

;) Speaking of the Olympics.They need to go back to useing Collegiate Players.Its not no fun with the NBA Players.

Or at least make half the Team Collegiate Players.

:D Yes.....FC Loves the Olympics. :D

[Tikibonbon]

Originally posted by FuNkY CaPrIcOrN+9 May 2004 - 23:19--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (FuNkY CaPrIcOrN @ 9 May 2004 - 23:19)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Lamsey@9 May 2004 - 18:15
<!--QuoteBegin-FuNkY CaPrIcOrN@9 May 2004 - 23:11
;) You know usually I do not get into this crap.But you all want to keep talking shit about our Game while we try and respect yours.Why don&#39;t you bring 10 of your Players over here and we will take off the pads and see how hard of a hit you all can take.
Converse: put 11 american footballers on a soccer pitch and they&#39;d get destroyed by a British pub team.

You can have your brute force, we&#39;ll stick to the skillful game, thanks ;)
;) Also understand that it is 2 different Sports.Played with different skills.


It seems us Americans hardly ever talk about your soccer but you all like to talk about our Game.

We show respect for what you all do with the skillfullness of Soccer.Yet where is the respect of brutal force and long drives in what we call "Football"? [/b][/quote]
it&#39;s funny, all the fuss over the name of a game, but they never mention the funny names they have for things themselves. such as have a "queen" who isn&#39;t a queen. but that&#39;s ok, if it wasn&#39;t for ol&#39; lizzie, the homosexuals would have one less gay icon.

@jonno, actually, if you looked into it, the american teams are starting to take a seriously look at rugby players in australia, and if i am not mistaken, there are already a couple playing american football here.