Question For The Girls

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No helping here lads :rolleyes:

Girls!......What do you think it feels like and the symptoms are of a man being kicked square in the nuts?

Cos I really don't think you apriciate the pain involved :ph34r:

And god must be female cos a bloke would never have put them on the outside :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[gungrave]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 23:52

And god must be female cos a bloke would never have put them on the outside
god aint real :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

You just answered him B)

:lol: :lol:

Come on girls, I wanna know :lol:

Jonno B)

[DaniB]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 May 2004 - 09:52
No helping here lads :rolleyes:

Girls!......What do you think it feels like and the symptoms are of a man being kicked square in the nuts?

Cos I really don't think you apriciate the pain involved :ph34r:

And god must be female cos a bloke would never have put them on the outside :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You could be right Jonno cos I've got a big grin on my face and I gotta tell ya it's a pain I'll never be feeling so I don't think much about it at all. I would be sympathetic (probably) if someone was dropped by a kick to the nuts. :)



You wouldn't really want them on the inside would you? What would you scratch? :D

[bujub22]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@9 May 2004 - 20:00
You just answered him B)

:lol: :lol:

Come on girls, I wanna know :lol:

Jonno B)
u know there like 3-5 girls that hang in the lounge

[Mathea]

Originally posted by DaniB@10 May 2004 - 00:29
You wouldn't really want them on the inside would you? What would you scratch? :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[*goddess*]

<_< Pfft I don&#39;t care how much it hurts













:rolleyes: You try spitting out kids and then talk to me about pain. :01:


:lol: PMSL @ Danib..... good point&#33;&#33; :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@9 May 2004 - 21:26
<_< Pfft I don&#39;t care how much it hurts













:rolleyes: You try spitting out kids and then talk to me about pain. :01:
i do spit out kids jus not like u :lol: :lol: :P

[{I}{K}{E}]

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[*goddess*]

Originally posted by bujub22@10 May 2004 - 01:27
i do spit out kids jus not like u&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :P
;) Do you spit out






or spit on??? :lol:


:smilie4: Cos I do that to....... usually when I&#39;m yelling at em. :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by {I}{K}{E}@9 May 2004 - 21:29
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everybody wana know&#33;&#33; :P

[*goddess*]

;) How bout we set up cam.... I&#39;ll kick Jonno in the nuts and we can see for ourselves? :lol:

[100%]

Only guys can understand the full force of the following image






http://www.garrettspecialties.com/assets/images/425.jpg










& this is just on weird side note

http://www.bullsballs.com/imgs/richsballs.jpg

[*goddess*]

:lol: @ pic

;) I do sympathise with the pain of being kicked in the groin.... and I gotta tell ya it don&#39;t tickle for us either.

:rolleyes: I still say spitting out kids is far worse. Even the epidural is nasty. :ph34r:

[DaniB]

:) To answer Jonno&#39;s question...

Do you mean like when a guy drops instantly to the ground, face ashen, hands cupped protectively (too late) over the injured nuts, knees drawn up, body writhing in agony, silence as shock renders the victim speechless, finally a groan, and then another.......

Like that? :P

I think the lack of sympathy women feel re a kick to the nuts goes back to the beginning of time and is a small revenge for childbirth.

I am sympathetic ..... really.... sorta&#33; :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@9 May 2004 - 21:48
:lol: @ pic

;) I do sympathise with the pain of being kicked in the groin.... and I gotta tell ya it don&#39;t tickle for us either.

:rolleyes: I still say spitting out kids is far worse. Even the epidural is nasty. :ph34r:
purple nerple that hurt?



and if not lets see :D
http://www.webdealerhr.com/images/harassment.jpg

:lol: :lol:

[*goddess*]

:blink: what&#39;s purple nerple??

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 02:10
:blink: what&#39;s purple nerple??
Burple Purple is a nerple&#33;

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: gobbledegook??? :lol:

[DaniB]

:D Did you google it?

[*goddess*]

;) Nah, I&#39;m too lazy can&#39;t you do it for me??

[gungrave]

:unsure: is havin a kid like havin a big shit :unsure:
:bag: :shit: :bag:

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by DaniB@10 May 2004 - 02:18
:D Did you google it?
Who me?

nah but i googled gobbledegook and got this

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/00000aaaaaaaaag.jpg



what the fudge is that?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@9 May 2004 - 22:10
:blink: what&#39;s purple nerple??
:lol: :lol: omg u dont know what a purple nerple is :lol: :lol:

[*goddess*]

:lol: @ gungrave



We wish it was only that bad. :ph34r:


:unsure: Erm Mort....... no bloody idea.

[gungrave]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 02:27
:lol: @ gungrave



We wish it was only that bad. :ph34r:


:unsure: Erm Mort....... no bloody idea.
glad i dont have 2 do it :P
purple nerple = http://members.tripod.com/~HappyWulf/PN.jpg :blink: am i missing some thing? :unsure:

[*goddess*]

;) And you just be good and careful you don&#39;t have to watch/assist either. :lol:



:unsure: purple nerple is a tripod??

[gungrave]

Image Resized
[img]http://www.porta-jib.com/photos/lw-tripod.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.porta-jib.com/photos/lw-tripod.jpg') :blink:

[*goddess*]

:lol: I have no idea, I thought it might be a pommie thing.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by gungrave+9 May 2004 - 22:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gungrave @ 9 May 2004 - 22:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@10 May 2004 - 02:27
:lol: @ gungrave



We wish it was only that bad.&nbsp; :ph34r:


:unsure: Erm Mort....... no bloody idea.
glad i dont have 2 do it :P
purple nerple = http://members.tripod.com/~HappyWulf/PN.jpg :blink: am i missing some thing? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
nah i see what it is i googled the same thing


a purple nerple is when u grab a girls tit or anyone nipple and twist it :blink: :lol:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: nipple cripple??? :ph34r:




:helpsmile:

[2nd gen noob]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 01:26
<_< Pfft I don&#39;t care how much it hurts













:rolleyes: You try spitting out kids and then talk to me about pain. :01:


:lol: PMSL @ Danib..... good point&#33;&#33; :lol:
Simple fact is that women are designed to be able to "spit out babies". Men aren&#39;t designed to be kicked in the nuts ;)

[*goddess*]

:o We may be &#39;designed&#39; for it doesn&#39;t mean it don&#39;t hurt like all hell. :rolleyes:

[mortsapprentice]

I&#39;m glad i&#39;m not a seahorse

[*goddess*]

:unsure: Why? You don&#39;t like the water?


:blink: I vaguely recall they do some weird thing but can&#39;t remember, you tell?

[gungrave]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 02:54
:o We may be &#39;designed&#39; for it doesn&#39;t mean it don&#39;t hurt like all hell. :rolleyes:
we make money u spit kids out :)

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 02:57
:unsure: Why? You don&#39;t like the water?


:blink: I vaguely recall they do some weird thing but can&#39;t remember, you tell?
the males do the birth thingie i dont like that idea

[*goddess*]

@gungrave: what an antiquated notion that is.


:blink: women don&#39;t make money??


:D Aha Mort..... that would be good cept the population would decrease sharply cos you buggers would be too scart. :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@9 May 2004 - 23:04



:D Aha Mort..... that would be good cept the population would decrease sharply cos you buggers would be too scart. :lol:
got that right &#33; :( :ph34r:





not this boys manhood&#33;&#33;...nopehttp://members.shaw.ca/wenpigsfly/smileys/no3.gif

[*goddess*]

:lol: At least your honest. :lol:

[gungrave]

:ph34r: no comment

[*goddess*]

:lol: Catch ya&#39;s laters chickens. :01:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@9 May 2004 - 23:11
:lol: At least your honest. :lol:
i would never want to go threw that ...ive seen girls go threw that :( god bless&#39;m ;)

[gungrave]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 03:24
:lol: Catch ya&#39;s laters chickens. :01:
in a bit rabbit :P
:music1:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well so far An...........erm Danib is closest.........Ok girls it goes like this

Man stands........
Girl kicks
Mans breath goes like being winded
Man cups nuts and drops to knees closing eyes as tight as poss
Within seconds a horrible nortious feeling kicks in , not a feeling sick but a aweful weird pain sickness type thing in you stomach
Man then just colapses and curls up
Tears stream and thoughts of useless genetailier run thru mind
Followed by paranoid thoughts of never being able to walk again as your legs just cease to work.
This is followed sometime later by the stomach pain slowly subsiding which is when the mans nuts themselfs actually start to ache.
Man then raises slowly to feet and finds the softest chair/seat he can find.
Next is plans of revenge
Girl then either runs or offers to suck nuts better :D

It&#39;s simple

Girl + Kick to mans nuts = Wild beast in serious angry mode looking for comfort and vengence :devil:

So advice

DON&#39;T DO IT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<

Ps: To any lads that have been kicked in the nuts and say it does&#39;nt hurt.......your nuts are too small and they missed :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[RGX]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 May 2004 - 11:49
Well so far An...........erm Danib is closest.........Ok girls it goes like this

Man stands........
Girl kicks
Mans breath goes like being winded
Man cups nuts and drops to knees closing eyes as tight as poss
Within seconds a horrible nortious feeling kicks in , not a feeling sick but a aweful weird pain sickness type thing in you stomach
Man then just colapses and curls up
Tears stream and thoughts of useless genetailier run thru mind
Followed by paranoid thoughts of never being able to walk again as your legs just cease to work.
This is followed sometime later by the stomach pain slowly subsiding which is when the mans nuts themselfs actually start to ache.
Man then raises slowly to feet and finds the softest chair/seat he can find.
Next is plans of revenge
Girl then either runs or offers to suck nuts better :D

It&#39;s simple

Girl + Kick to mans nuts = Wild beast in serious angry mode looking for comfort and vengence :devil:

So advice

DON&#39;T DO IT&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<

Ps: To any lads that have been kicked in the nuts and say it does&#39;nt hurt.......your nuts are too small and they missed :P :lol:

Jonno B)
I was sitting down with my mates in the park recenty when I noticed one of them sitting next to me with his legs spread pretty wide open....I took the opportunity and smacked with the back of my hand for a laugh (reasonably gently). As I got up to run before he could retaliate he swung his legs round as a reflex and caught me square in the crotch at full power.....I tried to stumble away but kept falling over and almost puked.....never had it that bad before. Right in front of the girls that were with us as well. :angry:

Message to girls: NEVER EVER kick us at full power to make sure.....anything more than a gentle pat is going to bring us to our knees, trust me.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yup, even a flick of the finger caught just right is enough :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by RGX@10 May 2004 - 13:16
Message to girls: NEVER EVER kick us at full power to make sure.....anything more than a gentle pat is going to bring us to our knees, trust me.
Had that done to me when I was nine I think.

Most painful thing I&#39;ve never been subjected to this far in my life.

She thought it was feckin&#39; funny though. :ph34r:

Phear teh wimmin

[Adster]

well my ex bit my nuts ones fucking hurt like hell :lol:

let me tell you I wasn&#39;t laughing about it

I think woman just find it as a turn on <_<

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well I can hoenstly say that I been hurt lots of times in various ways including a certain popular jewish operation and getting.....erm...how shall I say.......excited... with 15 stitches, THAT was painful but like you say, nothing compares, nothing has ever brought me to my knees cept a kick in the jewls :ph34r:
Oh and too much alcohol :lol:

Jonno B)

@Ad.....You shoulda bit her back :lol:

[Adster]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 May 2004 - 22:37


@Ad.....You shoulda bit her back :lol:
i couldn&#39;t

for a start I was drunk

then i was enjoying a good blow job then Boom i rose about 20 feet in the air even tryed to pull her head away she kept going&#33;&#33;

oh and the next day she asked

why did you push me away??

[JONNO_CELEBS]

When you lifted 20 feet in the air did she come with you or are your nads now dragging on the floor? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[destroyerofevil]

Can any of u dudes honestly say dat uve been hit HARD in the crown jewels? Ive got samcked wif a soccer ball, rite in the middle. I tell ya, worst feeling in the world. :(

[ang3968]

yes I can almost imagine how much it hurts :o

but as goddess said.... have a kid and then come talk to us about pain.... :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Destroyer...........Yes several times, punched, kicked and kneed square in the nuts, and hit with a football/basketball/tennisball many times :rolleyes:
Once got hit with a golf club too :ph34r:
Amazing they work at all really, but does explain the size :P

@Ang.......And like someone else said........you were dsingen for it and wanted it :P
If ya don&#39;t want the pain, don&#39;t do the shame :P

Thats a crap rhyme but all I could think of :lol:

Hehehehe Man vs Woman war :01: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Adster]

Originally posted by destroyerofevil@10 May 2004 - 23:29
Can any of u dudes honestly say dat uve been hit HARD in the crown jewels? Ive got samcked wif a soccer ball, rite in the middle. I tell ya, worst feeling in the world. :(
that happens to me every Sunday pleasure of playing in the backs :(

and its not your nuts that hurt its the fact that you can&#39;t breath and your stomach feels likes its falling into the floor

on on a serious note it could course damage and those woman would not have to ever have kids :P (obvious reasons)

[Snee]

Originally posted by destroyerofevil@10 May 2004 - 14:29
Can any of u dudes honestly say dat uve been hit HARD in the crown jewels? Ive got samcked wif a soccer ball, rite in the middle. I tell ya, worst feeling in the world. :(
:rolleyes:

Kicked by a girl-

Had that done to me when I was nine I think.

Most painful thing I&#39;ve never been subjected to this far in my life.

I&#39;ve had a football to the nuts too, but i gotta say the kick was worse.

Vrists are knobblier.

@Ang: different kind of pain, I figure it&#39;s hard to draw a true parallel.

&#39;specially since gettin&#39; nut-bashed is nearly always unexpected.

We don&#39;t get no drugs, or time prepare ourselves, and for that matter it doesn&#39;t build up, suddenly it&#39;s just there in all it&#39;s glory.

not saying birth is a picnic, the duration time is much, much longer for one thing, but no one&#39;s experienced both, so it&#39;s an impossible comparison.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah it does cause damage, it&#39;s also possible to permently damage your pelvis with infection caused by swelling, leading to paralising of some degree.
Most people don&#39;t know that <_<

Jonno B)

[Adster]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 May 2004 - 23:41
Yeah it does cause damage, it&#39;s also possible to permently damage your pelvis with infection caused by swelling, leading to paralising of some degree.
Most people don&#39;t know that <_<

Jonno B)
yeah i remember sex class when I was 11 the teacher telling to girls you must never kick I guy in the buts :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@10 May 2004 - 14:35
@Ang.......And like someone else said........you were dsingen for it and wanted it :P
If ya don&#39;t want the pain, don&#39;t do the shame :P
But maybe we were designed to get kicked in the nuts.

After all, why would women be so good at otherwise? :unsure:


Seriously though, the reason nuts are outside o&#39; the body is to keep them at the right temperature, they need to be cool ( B) )

They&#39;ve even got a partly independent immunesystem.

That&#39;s why gonhorrea (sp, can&#39;t be arsed looking it up in english) lasts so long, takes time for the anti-biotics to get through. Hurts like a mofo too.

[ang3968]

Oh I sooooooo love the male point of view..... :rolleyes:


"you are designed to give birth and you have 9 months to prepare for it so it can&#39;t nearly be as bad as the pain we go thru...." :01:

YEA RIGHT GUYS&#33;&#33;&#33;

I said I could sort of understand the pain... hey it&#39;s painful for us girls to be kicked there too... not as painful I&#39;m sure, but still the gasping for breath and the pain that crawls up into your stomach....

as for childbirth..... well..... have any of you ever tried p*ssing a bowling ball out of your d*cks????

no???

well then you can&#39;t imagine the pain childbirth brings can you....
it doesn&#39;t matter how many months preparation you have.... it doesn&#39;t matter if our bodies are designed to give birth.... it is still the most excruciating pain in the world....


stop and think about the sexual act..... think about the fit.... now unless you guys carry 7 - 10 pound dicks that are as big as a baby HOW COULD IT NOT HURT LIKE HELL???

:fugley:


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Snee]

Again, to reiterate:

Get nuts, get kicked, then tell everyone which is worse.

&#39;cuz like I said, I can&#39;t imagine.

[Adster]

yeah but girls have to go through pain to have life :P

man don&#39;t need to go through the pain for any reason :lol: :P

[ang3968]

or you could give birth SnnY and let us know... :)

Ads... sweety.... you get kicked in the balls by a female and I am pretty sure there is a damn good reason for it.... ;)


:lol:



feckin anti-spam

[cowswithguns]

Let me see......a kick in the nuts......pain for a while

Childbirth (like shitting a watermelon).......torn to shreds and weeks to recover.

Ermmmm I know which I&#39;d prefer. :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by cowswithguns@10 May 2004 - 15:07
Let me see......a kick in the nuts......pain for a while

Childbirth (like shitting a watermelon).......torn to shreds and weeks to recover.

Ermmmm I know which I&#39;d prefer. :lol:
Can&#39;t argue with that though.

But in the moment it&#39;s the most intense, that&#39;s where I can&#39;t figure out which is worse.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by ang3968@10 May 2004 - 13:54


as for childbirth..... well..... have any of you ever tried p*ssing a bowling ball out of your d*cks????

no???

well then you can&#39;t imagine the pain childbirth brings can you....


:fugley:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh come now, your pussy (can&#39;t spell vagina :P ) is desinged to stretch to some % , and our penis hole is just a lil bit smaller, what about these girls into fisting, bet they love giving birth :P

Hey btw, I&#39;m having a giggle here, I would&#39;nt wanna go thru child birth but this thread was about being kicked in the nuts, not a man vs woman thing and as Ad said, we were never meant to be kicked in the nuts, as for good reason, try laying on the floor being kicked in the nuts with 4 or 5 people laughing just cos they think it&#39;s funny, not cos I done anything wrong, but just cos I was there :rolleyes:

And like someone else said, you can get drugs, I spoke to a few girls who said they barley felt a thing cos of epidurals (which I would be too scared to have :ph34r: )

Jonno B)

[Adster]

Originally posted by ang3968@11 May 2004 - 00:02
or you could give birth SnnY and let us know...&nbsp; :)

Ads... sweety.... you get kicked in the balls by a female and I am pretty sure there is a damn good reason for it....&nbsp; ;)


:lol:



feckin anti-spam
I think I remember my best friend who had 7 g/fs cheating on them all

the 7 of them all kicked him in the nuts with high heels on he could not escape it was quite funny

he used to be the lead singer in one of my bands so it helped sing some high songs that night :lol: :lol:

so did he deserve it??

[cowswithguns]

There seems to be a market for "nut protectors" :lol: :lol:

[*goddess*]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hammerbash.gifShame on you Jonno&#33;&#33;&#33;

:blink: Our vagina&#39;s made to strectch??? So why the heck are we cut and then stitched up????


<_< Epidurals make it painless?? You ever had a bloody epidural??? I screamed more during that than the rest. With my 2nd who was waaay bigger than the first I refused an epidural. The nurse couldn&#39;t believe it but no way was I going thru that pain again. Needle in ya spine don&#39;t sound so bad huh???


:rolleyes: And you made this men against women when you asked our opinion. Not many of us would deliberately kick a guy in the nads.

[ang3968]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yeppers... we stretch... and rip and tear and have to get stitches so everytime ya pee for the next few weeks it burns like hell and makes ya cry (very dignified look sitting on the loo bawling ya eyes out while peeing :huh: )

and I neva said it wasn&#39;t painful for you guys....


just said it wasn&#39;t as painful :P

and honestly it has brought tears to my eyes seeing a guy getting kicked there....
not nice at all....... :(


still nowhere near as bad as childbirth tho

:lol:

edit: Adster..... he deserved something... not sure if I would have done that tho....
I&#39;m more a sit back and think about it and plan something more appropriate and fitting..... a night of pain for screwing around on 7 females isn&#39;t really fitting...


btw don&#39;t take me too seriously here... I&#39;m just havin a bit of fun... ;)

[Snee]

Why is everyone so certain things are this way or another?

Like I said, until one has experenced both I don&#39;t know if it&#39;s possible to talk with absolute certainty one way or another.

And for that matter: people are different, we all have different pain-thresholds, I don&#39;t think birth is the same for two women, and nor is getting kicked in the nuts the same for two guys.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oooookaaay :helpsmile:

Right this is bottom line and none of you can possibly argue with it.

Most women want these children, some are planed, some are&#39;nt but most have a choice. You all know the pain that comes with childbirth.
You don&#39;t go get a tattoo and think it&#39;s not gonna hurt cos it is.
You know that, you have the choice :)

When a man gets kicked in the nuts it&#39;s a vicous attack. We don&#39;t want it, don&#39;t ask for it and given the choice would happily live our lives with it never happening :)

No one can argue with those statements. :)
and I asked for your opinion on what you think it feels like, not "Oh we have more pain in childbirth" :rolleyes:

Or would you like me to go into detailed pain of Circumsition? :) Which lasts approx 4-8 weeks before the stitches come out? :)

Jonno B)

[Adster]

How about all guys just war a cup??

and the woman just drug them for 99 months and pop em out

:lol: :lol:

[*goddess*]

;) You make very good points Snny.

:blink: The impression I got was Jonno believed we have no understanding of real pain such as when your kicked in the nuts.


:D We&#39;re merely pointing out that he has no idea about real pain. :01:

[Adster]

I guess the woman are right

they go for teh nuts coz they know it hurts

so i guess that answers jonnos question :huh:

now one of you ladies just kick jonno in the jats krackers to test the theroy :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 14:26

:D We&#39;re merely pointing out that he has no idea about real pain.&nbsp; :01:
15 Stitches round the base of your cock tip is not exactly fun :rolleyes:

@Ad....Stfu <_< :lol:

Jonno B)

Edit: Oh yeah and think about it, those stitches put in while penis is hiding and really small, then in the night you wake up screaming cos you get a hard on and they all pull like REAL tight :ph34r:

[Snee]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 15:26
;) You make very good points Snny.
Dammit&#33;

I hate when that happens, can&#39;t argue with reasonable people. :rolleyes:



:blink: The impression I got was Jonno believed we have no understanding of real pain such as when your kicked in the nuts.

I looked back.

And that is kinda&#39; what it looks like

He is such a muppet



:D We&#39;re merely pointing out that he has no idea about real pain.&nbsp; :01:
He HAS been kicked in the &#39;nads though. :P




I&#39;ll shut up now.

[Adster]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+11 May 2004 - 00:30--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 11 May 2004 - 00:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@10 May 2004 - 14:26

:D We&#39;re merely pointing out that he has no idea about real pain.&nbsp; :01:
15 Stitches round the base of your cock tip is not exactly fun :rolleyes:

@Ad....Stfu <_< :lol:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
ouch 15 stitches :blink:

image a tooth picked shoved up the pee hole ouch&#33;

[[N][O][B]]

Originally posted by Adster+10 May 2004 - 14:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 10 May 2004 - 14:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@11 May 2004 - 00:30
<!--QuoteBegin-*goddess*@10 May 2004 - 14:26

:D We&#39;re merely pointing out that he has no idea about real pain. :01:
15 Stitches round the base of your cock tip is not exactly fun :rolleyes:

@Ad....Stfu <_< :lol:

Jonno B)
ouch 15 stitches :blink:

image a tooth picked shoved up the pee hole ouch&#33; [/b][/quote]
dont catch chlamidia then mate.

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by Adster@10 May 2004 - 14:29
I guess the woman are right

they go for teh nuts coz they know it hurts

so i guess that answers jonnos question :huh:

now one of you ladies just kick jonno in the jats krackers to test the theroy :)
:D I agree we&#39;re right :01:

;) I did also say that most of us are mindful of it being a erm.... sensitive area.

:D I also offered earlier in the day to give him a quick so we could video it and see his reaction for ourselves. :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No helping here lads&nbsp;

Girls&#33;......What do you think it feels like and the symptoms are of a man being kicked square in the nuts?

Cos I really don&#39;t think you apriciate the pain involved

There&#39;s no way on earth a woman knows how much it hurts, they seem to think it&#39;s like a punch in the face or something, I did&#39;nt mean they don&#39;t know pain, I meant they don&#39;t realise how it hurts, if they did and thought about it they would&#39;nt do it.

Men don&#39;t induce childbirth to be nasty, it takes 2 to tango (with some exceptions, but we had that conversation a while back)

So why are the girls saying I said I don&#39;t understand? :blink:

I think it comes down to jumping to conclusions and not readng properly :rolleyes:

Been here a few times before :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) You might like to take your own advice there sunshine. I have said a couple of times we are aware of how sensitive it is.

:smilie4: We were saying the pain is possibly comparable to childbirth therefore we do bloody understand.

[Adster]

ok I think ill go punch myself in the go nads

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I did&#39;nt want it compared :rolleyes:

I wanted to know if women knew what effects it has :rolleyes:

Why do women always have to be worse off :rolleyes:
You gotta think of the poor guy that has to put up with temper tantrums and mood swings, and like I said CHILDBIRTH IS A CHOICE :rolleyes:

Jesus, you lot are hard work......I think I&#39;ll join you Ad :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) No please...... let me have the honour Jonno. :01:

:rolleyes: If you didn&#39;t want it compared how are we supposed to explain that we do in fact appreciate how painful it is???

:rolleyes: Snny&#39;s right, you&#39;re a bloody muppet.

[gungrave]

wounder if having a leg cut off is like been kicked down there :unsure:
and wat about been shot :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:blink: Don&#39;t know and don&#39;t wanna know. :)

[gungrave]

never know some one might brake in to ur house and then shoot u in the leg so then u got to get it cut off :unsure:

[*goddess*]

;) Tanks for that cheery thought when I&#39;ll be goin&#39; to bed soon.

[Adster]

Originally posted by gungrave@11 May 2004 - 01:05
never know some one might brake in to ur house and then shoot u in the leg so then u got to get it cut off :unsure:
or shoto you in the balls

[Snee]

Originally posted by Adster+10 May 2004 - 16:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Adster @ 10 May 2004 - 16:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gungrave@11 May 2004 - 01:05
never know some one might brake in to ur house and then shoot u in the leg so then u got to get it cut off&nbsp; :unsure:
or shoto you in the balls [/b][/quote]
So you have to have them cut off.

[gungrave]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 15:07
;) Tanks for that cheery thought when I&#39;ll be goin&#39; to bed soon.
B) stay up and post here then :P

[gungrave]

Originally posted by SnnY+10 May 2004 - 15:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 10 May 2004 - 15:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Adster@10 May 2004 - 16:07
<!--QuoteBegin-gungrave@11 May 2004 - 01:05
never know some one might brake in to ur house and then shoot u in the leg so then u got to get it cut off :unsure:
or shoto you in the balls
So you have to have them cut off. [/b][/quote]
:unsure: a dick with no balls would that have to be cut off as well :unsure:

[*goddess*]

:x Knock it off you lot.







:ph34r: You&#39;s making me scart.

[Adster]

Originally posted by gungrave+11 May 2004 - 01:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gungrave @ 11 May 2004 - 01:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 15:09

Originally posted by Adster@10 May 2004 - 16:07
<!--QuoteBegin-gungrave@11 May 2004 - 01:05
never know some one might brake in to ur house and then shoot u in the leg so then u got to get it cut off :unsure:
or shoto you in the balls
So you have to have them cut off.
:unsure: a dick with no balls would that have to be cut off as well :unsure: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by gungrave+10 May 2004 - 16:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gungrave @ 10 May 2004 - 16:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@10 May 2004 - 15:09

Originally posted by Adster@10 May 2004 - 16:07
<!--QuoteBegin-gungrave@11 May 2004 - 01:05
never know some one might brake in to ur house and then shoot u in the leg so then u got to get it cut off&nbsp; :unsure:
or shoto you in the balls
So you have to have them cut off.
:unsure: a dick with no balls would that have to be cut off as well :unsure: [/b][/quote]
You want them to cut you off? :blink:

[*goddess*]

:ph34r:

[mortsapprentice]

Has someone lost something? :unsure: :unsure:

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/0000000.jpg

[*goddess*]

:o



<_< Evil mort evil mort evil mort&#33;


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hammerbash.gif

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 15:24
:o



<_< Evil mort evil mort evil mort&#33;


http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/hammerbash.gif
:o who me







I only found it .........:-"

















Honest o:)

[gungrave]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice@10 May 2004 - 15:21
Has someone lost something? :unsure: :unsure:

http://img63.photobucket.com/albums/v193/mortsapprentice/0000000.jpg
:unsure: bit big aint they :unsure:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@10 May 2004 - 11:12
:x Knock it off you lot.







:ph34r: You&#39;s making me scart.
don&#39;t be scured :D :01: