Just Another Day At Work

[Mathea]

Ok. Last week we were really bored and for a Saturday it was pretty slow....
.... until we had special visitors:






















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Yep! Dora the Explorer and Barney..... couldn't sell them any porn tho.....

anyway, just thought I'd share a day at the shop with y'all. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

u work at a porn shop??

[Mathea]

yep indeed I do

been there over a year and it's the longest I've held a job lol

[sparsely]

I heard Barney was a black guy...

confirm or deny?

[Mathea]

nah... was a scrawny little white kid
mad too that we took pics and then booted them out lol, but we cant sell to a 5yr old girl :P

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@15 May 2004 - 17:37
yep indeed I do

been there over a year and it's the longest I've held a job lol
that good i held mine for 1 day :lol:

i quit after they wanted me to clean the back jerk room :( flukk dat :angry:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by bujub22@15 May 2004 - 21:54


i quit after they wanted me to clean the back jerk room :( flukk dat :angry:
hehe.... I flat out refused to ever do that. So they hired a guy to clean em every week. Until that tho my boss, the manager, had to :P

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by bujub22+15 May 2004 - 21:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 15 May 2004 - 21:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mathea@15 May 2004 - 17:37
yep indeed I do

been there over a year and it&#39;s the longest I&#39;ve held a job lol
that good i held mine for 1 day :lol:

i quit after they wanted me to clean the back jerk room :( flukk dat :angry: [/b][/quote]
"The Longest I&#39;ve held a job" - could have 2 meanings :fugley:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by Mad Cat@15 May 2004 - 21:57

"The Longest I&#39;ve held a job" - could have 2 meanings :fugley:
hahaha

ok. correction: that&#39;s the longest I&#39;ve worked in one place.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea+15 May 2004 - 17:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 15 May 2004 - 17:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@15 May 2004 - 21:54


i quit after they wanted me to clean the back jerk room :(&nbsp; flukk dat :angry:
hehe.... I flat out refused to ever do that. So they hired a guy to clean em every week. Until that tho my boss, the manager, had to :P [/b][/quote]
but the only good thing that came out of that is when i quit i took 200 movies
and sold them for 10 bucks each... :01: :D

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by Mathea+15 May 2004 - 21:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 15 May 2004 - 21:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@15 May 2004 - 21:54


i quit after they wanted me to clean the back jerk room :(&nbsp; flukk dat :angry:
hehe.... I flat out refused to ever do that. So they hired a guy to clean em every week. Until that tho my boss, the manager, had to :P [/b][/quote]
Please, please, please...
Tell me it&#39;s not what I think it is, tell me I&#39;ve misunterstood&#33; :x

[Mad Cat]

Originally posted by Mathea+15 May 2004 - 21:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 15 May 2004 - 21:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mad Cat@15 May 2004 - 21:57

"The Longest I&#39;ve held a job" - could have 2 meanings :fugley:
hahaha

ok. correction: that&#39;s the longest I&#39;ve worked in one place. [/b][/quote]
Just being curious. Whats the longest someone in the "back room" has held a job?

[Mathea]

Originally posted by Gurahl@15 May 2004 - 22:02

Please, please, please...
Tell me it&#39;s not what I think it is, tell me I&#39;ve misunterstood&#33; :x
lol

yep. 16 viewing booths. someone&#39;s gotta clean em and it aint ever gonna be me

[DanB]

Originally posted by Mathea+15 May 2004 - 23:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 15 May 2004 - 23:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@15 May 2004 - 22:02

Please, please, please...
Tell me it&#39;s not what I think it is, tell me I&#39;ve misunterstood&#33;&nbsp; :x
lol

yep. 16 viewing booths. someone&#39;s gotta clean em and it aint ever gonna be me [/b][/quote]
That would not be a nice thing to have to do :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea+15 May 2004 - 18:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 15 May 2004 - 18:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Gurahl@15 May 2004 - 22:02

Please, please, please...
Tell me it&#39;s not what I think it is, tell me I&#39;ve misunterstood&#33;&nbsp; :x
lol

yep. 16 viewing booths. someone&#39;s gotta clean em and it aint ever gonna be me [/b][/quote]
whoa&#33;&#33; 16 ...they try geting me to do 6 :angry: flukk 16 <_< hell no

[hobbes]

Do you ever ask customers if they want to super-size their order?

I think I would pretend to have trouble with the barcoder and yell across the store for a price check on each order.

"Hey Sally, how much for the ribbed kingkong doubled-headed dildo?"
"Hey Boss, this 10inch dildo is 20% off. Does that mean I cut 2 inches off it or is that referring to the price?"
"You gonna need lube with that?"

[Mathea]

Originally posted by bujub22@15 May 2004 - 22:12

whoa&#33;&#33; 16 ...they try geting me to do 6&nbsp; :angry: flukk 16 <_< hell no
I know. It&#39;s gross. Only good thing is ppl forget their money in there sometimes so we get to keep it. I just feel bad for the guy we hired.... makes 6.50/hr to clean jizz off the walls :x :x :x

[Mathea]

Originally posted by hobbes@15 May 2004 - 22:14
Do you ever ask customers if they want to super-size their order?

I think I would pretend to have trouble with the barcoder and yell across the store for a price check on each order.

"Hey Sally, how much for the ribbed kingkong doubled-headed dildo?"
"Hey Boss, this 10inch dildo is 20% off. Does that mean I cut 2 inches off it or is that referring to the price?"
"You gonna need lube with that?"
Lol.. we don&#39;t have an intercom but I wish we did... though sometimes I will yell stuff across the store just cuz it&#39;s fun... ppl get really embarrassed. Also we get tired of hearing "I swear this isnt for me... it&#39;s for a friend" so that&#39;ll set us off..... my boss will go in the video room so I can shout about w/e it is they are buying

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea+15 May 2004 - 18:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 15 May 2004 - 18:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@15 May 2004 - 22:14
Do you ever ask customers if they want to super-size their order?

I think I would pretend to have trouble with the barcoder and yell across the store for a price check on each order.

"Hey Sally, how much for the ribbed kingkong doubled-headed dildo?"
"Hey Boss, this 10inch dildo is 20% off.&nbsp; Does that mean I cut 2 inches off it or is that referring to the price?"
"You gonna need lube with that?"
Lol.. we don&#39;t have an intercom but I wish we did... though sometimes I will yell stuff across the store just cuz it&#39;s fun... ppl get really embarrassed. Also we get tired of hearing "I swear this isnt for me... it&#39;s for a friend" so that&#39;ll set us off..... my boss will go in the video room so I can shout about w/e it is they are buying [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

me and my friend use to sit there and talk wid the costumer and be like

yo that&#39;s 1 great movie ...yo the way he bust on her jin...aah man i was cleaning that shit out of my hair&#33; :lol:

or do a price check run to the back -

yo this shit is w/e price ...yo im stealing this 1 tonight yo i gotta jerk to what this man getting :lol: :lol:


or jus ice grill him :angry: and jus mumble under your breath sick f***
then when they leave

thanx hava nice day cum again&#33; :lol:

[Mathea]

yeah lmao
endless possibilities, bc ppl get all embarrassed to be shoppin there.... and for some reason even more so when the person ringing them up is a girl :P

[brotherdoobie]

Do you ever get turned on doing inventory?

Peace brotherdoobie

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@15 May 2004 - 18:38
yeah lmao
endless possibilities, bc ppl get all embarrassed to be shoppin there.... and for some reason even more so when the person ringing them up is a girl :P
true true :lol: :lol:


makes me wana visit him at the shop :lol:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@15 May 2004 - 23:42
Do you ever get turned on doing inventory?

Peace brotherdoobie
I wondered how long it would take for the panty wearer to show up in this thread :lol:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by brotherdoobie@15 May 2004 - 22:42
Do you ever get turned on doing inventory?

Peace brotherdoobie
hahaha nope. the opposite actually.... get kinda sickened by some of the stuff that comes in cuz i know someone out there wants to buy it :P Im not one to pass judgement but seriously, some items I just dont understand

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by hobbes+15 May 2004 - 17:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 15 May 2004 - 17:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brotherdoobie@15 May 2004 - 23:42
Do you ever get turned on doing inventory?

Peace brotherdoobie
I wondered how long it would take for the panty wearer to show up in this thread :lol: [/b][/quote]
Sadly I&#39;m wearing boxers. :(

Peace brotherdoobie

[brotherdoobie]

hahaha nope. the opposite actually.... get kinda sickened by some of the stuff that comes in cuz i know someone out there wants to buy it&nbsp; Im not one to pass judgement but seriously, some items I just dont understand

Such ass?...*brotherdoobie picks himself up after his Freudian slip.*

Peace brotherdoobie

[bujub22]

edit oops wrong thing :ph34r:

[Mathea]

like this one thing called "the foot fetish" it&#39;s a cyberskin foot with a pussy on the heel of it :S the blow up animals n granny doll too...... and "the fist".

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@15 May 2004 - 19:00
like this one thing called "the foot fetish" it&#39;s a cyberskin foot with a pussy on the heel of it :S the blow up animals n granny doll too...... and "the fist".
:lol: :lol: ive seen that ..jus nasty :( :lol:

but all that comes wid working there ;) :D

edit : the granny thing

[brotherdoobie]

&nbsp; ive seen that ..jus nasty&nbsp;

Yes but tell us...How did it feel?
That is the question.

Peace brotherdoobie

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by bujub22@15 May 2004 - 22:59
edit oops wrong thing :ph34r:
:unsure: Why, I thought it was pretty funny. :lol: :ph34r:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*+15 May 2004 - 19:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (*goddess* @ 15 May 2004 - 19:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-bujub22@15 May 2004 - 22:59
edit oops wrong thing :ph34r:
:unsure: Why, I thought it was pretty funny. :lol: :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
it was the wrong person for [QUOTE]

[*goddess*]

;) I realised that, it was still funny.

[AussieSheila]

:D Good morning Goddess. Gee, I really must remember to close things when I walk away from the computer.

Dad thinks your outfit is lovely.

At least I think that&#39;s what he said. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by *goddess*@15 May 2004 - 19:10
;) I realised that, it was still funny.
:D true ;) :D

[hobbes]

Originally posted by Mathea@16 May 2004 - 00:00
like this one thing called "the foot fetish" it&#39;s a cyberskin foot with a pussy on the heel of it :S the blow up animals n granny doll too...... and "the fist".
Can the "fist" be used with the "foot fetish", if so I&#39;ll take 2. Does the foot have corns just like gramma&#39;s or is that too much to hope for?

I would also like to order the Grandmother life size doll. You know the osteoporotic bent over 4&#39;5" doll with wrinkled oddly pigmented skin and a uterus prolapsed out the vagina.

[Mathea]

Originally posted by hobbes+15 May 2004 - 23:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 15 May 2004 - 23:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mathea@16 May 2004 - 00:00
like this one thing called "the foot fetish" it&#39;s a cyberskin foot with a pussy on the heel of it :S the blow up animals n granny doll too...... and "the fist".
Can the "fist" be used with the "foot fetish", if so I&#39;ll take 2. Does the foot have corns just like gramma&#39;s or is that too much to hope for? [/b][/quote]
:x :x :x














:lol: :lol: :lol:

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by AussieSheila@15 May 2004 - 23:20
:D Good morning Goddess. Gee, I really must remember to close things when I walk away from the computer.

Dad thinks your outfit is lovely.

At least I think that&#39;s what he said. :ph34r:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:o Cheeky wench.


:rolleyes: of course my outfit is loverly ask anyone. :lol:



:D Your just clever and my hero Buju.

[bujub22]

Originally posted by hobbes+15 May 2004 - 19:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 15 May 2004 - 19:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mathea@16 May 2004 - 00:00
like this one thing called "the foot fetish" it&#39;s a cyberskin foot with a pussy on the heel of it :S the blow up animals n granny doll too...... and "the fist".
Can the "fist" be used with the "foot fetish", if so I&#39;ll take 2. Does the foot have corns just like gramma&#39;s or is that too much to hope for?

I would also like to order the Grandmother life size doll. You know the osteoporotic bent over 4&#39;5" doll with wrinkled oddly pigmented skin and a uterus prolapsed out the vagina. [/b][/quote]
:lol: rofl ..type guy u hope to come in the store&#33; ;)



:lol: :lol: be a fun day :lol:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by bujub22+15 May 2004 - 23:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 15 May 2004 - 23:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by hobbes@15 May 2004 - 19:23
<!--QuoteBegin-Mathea@16 May 2004 - 00:00
like this one thing called "the foot fetish" it&#39;s a cyberskin foot with a pussy on the heel of it :S the blow up animals n granny doll too...... and "the fist".
Can the "fist" be used with the "foot fetish", if so I&#39;ll take 2. Does the foot have corns just like gramma&#39;s or is that too much to hope for?

I would also like to order the Grandmother life size doll. You know the osteoporotic bent over 4&#39;5" doll with wrinkled oddly pigmented skin and a uterus prolapsed out the vagina.
:lol: rofl ..type guy u hope to come in the store&#33; ;)



:lol: :lol: be a fun day :lol: [/b][/quote]
lol u know it&#33; :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

So I get home from work, read a message to check this thread, it&#39;s hot, it&#39;s sunday and I&#39;m chilling............then I read this...


makes 6.50/hr to clean jizz off the walls :x :x :x

:x My entire day is ruined by the vision of that :( :x

Thanks Mathea :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 12:53
So I get home from work, read a message to check this thread, it&#39;s hot, it&#39;s sunday and I&#39;m chilling............then I read this...


makes 6.50/hr to clean jizz off the walls :x :x :x

:x My entire day is ruined by the vision of that :( :x

Thanks Mathea :rolleyes: :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:D :D :D :D :D


hahahahahahaha
for u? No problem&#33; :P

lmao

[BigBank_Hank]

There&#39;s a porn shop around here where you can rent one of the little video rooms for 8 hours&#33; I think that its around 50 bucks but damn after 8 hours in there you must be exhausted. I would think that after being in there that long nothing would even come out anymore, just a white flag that said BANG :lol:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@16 May 2004 - 17:37
There&#39;s a porn shop around here where you can rent one of the little video rooms for 8 hours&#33; I think that its around 50 bucks but damn after 8 hours in there you must be exhausted. I would think that after being in there that long nothing would even come out anymore, just a white flag that said BANG :lol:
hmmm, at my store it would cost &#036;144 for 8 hours... there&#39;s no special deals

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Mathea+16 May 2004 - 19:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 16 May 2004 - 19:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBank_Hank@16 May 2004 - 17:37
There&#39;s a porn shop around here where you can rent one of the little video rooms for 8 hours&#33; I think that its around 50 bucks but damn after 8 hours in there you must be exhausted. I would think that after being in there that long nothing would even come out anymore, just a white flag that said BANG :lol:
hmmm, at my store it would cost &#036;144 for 8 hours... there&#39;s no special deals [/b][/quote]
That ruins my w/e then, I only got &#036;62 :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 20:21

That ruins my w/e then, I only got &#036;62 :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Well, I&#39;d let you use the video room. More space and it&#39;s free.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Mathea+16 May 2004 - 20:25--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 16 May 2004 - 20:25)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 20:21

That ruins my w/e then, I only got &#036;62 :lol:&nbsp; :lol:

Jonno B)
Well, I&#39;d let you use the video room. More space and it&#39;s free. [/b][/quote]
<_< You saying I&#39;m fat? <_<

Ooo video&#39;s?......No dvd&#39;s? :(

And what else do you get cept the room?.....Some Liquid Silk or KY or ID or something like that? :lol:

Ooooooo and don&#39;t forget the towels :D

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+16 May 2004 - 20:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 16 May 2004 - 20:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Mathea@16 May 2004 - 20:25
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 20:21

That ruins my w/e then, I only got &#036;62 :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
Well, I&#39;d let you use the video room. More space and it&#39;s free.
<_< You saying I&#39;m fat? <_<

Ooo video&#39;s?......No dvd&#39;s? :(

And what else do you get cept the room?.....Some Liquid Silk or KY or ID or something like that? :lol:

Ooooooo and don&#39;t forget the towels :D

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
lol

actually now its all dvds.... 60 of em running 24 hours a day

well u got &#036;62... so get whatever you want... you can get employee discount too

and there&#39;s always a box full of rolls of paper towels... and a large garbage can so go crazy


plus thats where the fridge n the water cooler are: dinner and a movie&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oooo cream candy pie :D

Or chinese food, how about a potion of "Cream of Sumyoungguy"? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 20:49
Oooo cream candy pie :D

Or chinese food, how about a potion of "Cream of Sumyoungguy"? :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)
:lol: :x :lol: :x :lol: :x

w/e floats ur boat

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: But It always floats :blink:

Ohh I see :rolleyes: Sorry, yeah I guess :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

hmmmmm i think i missed something but I think in this case I&#39;d like to stay in the dark :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: Ok you stay in the dark, I&#39;m gonna use.........erm............sample some of these products :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 21:25
:lol: Ok you stay in the dark, I&#39;m gonna use.........erm............sample some of these products :lol:

Jonno B)
well now we all know what ur gonna be doing for the next couple weeks... in lube alone we have round 100 different ones :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Only want water based ones, them others leave grease stains <_<

Oooo and can you match my price of &#036;14 for 100 condoms? :P

Me gonna go into competition :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Only want water based ones, them others leave grease stains <_<

we got a ton of those :P


Oooo and can you match my price of &#036;14 for 100 condoms? :P

there&#39;s this place a couple streets over from where I live now that I used to work for (though I was in the part that helped homeless youth) n they will give u all the free condoms you could want


Me gonna go into competition :lol: :lol:

bastard :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah but them free one&#39;s are all one size, them standard ones don&#39;t fit everyone :P

FREE&#33;&#33;&#33; 500ml of lube with every dvd 3 pack and 14" Black rubber Cocks.
Just &#036;49.99 :01:

Come down to Jonno&#39;s Porn Paladium TODAY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 21:41
Yeah but them free one&#39;s are all one size, them standard ones don&#39;t fit everyone :P

FREE&#33;&#33;&#33; 500ml of lube with every dvd 3 pack and 14" Black rubber Cocks.
Just &#036;49.99 :01:

Come down to Jonno&#39;s Porn Paladium TODAY&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

Jonno B)
thank god I get paid by the hour instead of on commission


but just in case: no one listen to him&#33; you&#39;ll get dirty used ones offa Jonno. And you dont even wanna think about what his "payment plan" is

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:o SLANDER&#33;&#33;&#33; <_<

Right <_<

We arrange Finance. :D

On all packs over &#036;5 you can have 12 months interest FREE&#33;&#33; credit.
Or choose the "No-Pay" option, see instore (back room, cupboard on the left ;) ) for details :devil:

And from midnight tonight all Dildo&#39;s 25% Off :P

Contact us at

0330 92881 4038 sex

Or email

[email protected]

Jonno B)

[Rick Phlegm]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 21:47
Or email

[email protected]
:angry: That address returns my mail&#33; :angry:

[Mathea]

glory holes r illegal&#33; thats why we have windows. though theres stores that have em in the booths n they just cover em when the police do a check

n u test ur products in a live show or after hours?

discount all the dildos u want...we did that last month. now pocket pussies r on sale :P

and all summer video memberships r free






PS: Jonno pokes holes in the condoms n puts secret cameras in the toys&#33; Watch out


PPS: we actually had a vibrator that hooked up to the vcr with a cam in it :x n a little light

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Rick Phlegm+16 May 2004 - 21:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rick Phlegm @ 16 May 2004 - 21:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 21:47
Or email

[email protected]
:angry: That address returns my mail&#33; :angry: [/b][/quote]
Really?? :(

Ok try

[email protected]

:D

@Mathea.........Pffft, call that competition? :rolleyes:

Free&#33;&#33;&#33; Videorama movie with every purchase&#33;

Get that classic 70&#39;s feeling back in your sex life, the grainy picture, the hairy actors, the storylines, the Lift music&#33;&#33;&#33; Think of the music&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

Also crotchless red latex one piece for the ladies.....Half price &#036;15

50% off all 2nd hand condoms, now only &#036;1 for 50

And as if that was&#39;nt enough, FREE&#33;&#33;&#33; Oral sex with every &#036;50 spent on old Gym socks.

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

free oral sex? u didnt specify giving or recieving :P

funny u mentioned gym socks..... there was a gross dirty one in one of the booths last night :S looks like someone wore it in used it n left it behind.... shoulda been payin attention to who walked out with one sock missin

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:o You mean you&#39;ve never .................erm..........never mind :ph34r: :lol:

And the oral sex is down to the pleasure of the customer, my staff are fresh from the streets :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 22:04
my "staff" is fresh from the streets :lol:

Jonno B)
I hope that ur startin ur supply of second hand condoms.... cuz god only knows what u could catch from the street

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Nah, their all suppied with a roll of cling film and some rubber bands and they can make their own :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 22:07
Nah, their all suppied with a roll of cling film and some rubber bands and they can make their own :lol:

Jonno B)
make ur own condom kits huh? nice

heard rumor that we may start selling the make ur own dildo kit.... guy makes a mold of himself n can make his lady or fella a replica...


someone once asked if they could use liquid latex instead of a condom

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Cool, I know you can get that done, quite expensive but do it yourself?.....hmmmm interesting :devil:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 22:14
Cool, I know you can get that done, quite expensive but do it yourself?.....hmmmm interesting :devil:

Jonno B)
haha ppl talk about ur penis enuff... now u can sell em their own version


Jonno is a slut

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Well that is&#39;nt actually what I was thinking :lol: :lol: :lol:

Although how much you reckon I&#39;d get? :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

depends on who is tellin the truth :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :blink:

:huh: uh oh, that sounds bad :ph34r: :lol:

Well I&#39;m a pathalogical liar :)
But if I really am how do you know that was&#39;nt a lie? :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

/me gives u evil glare

u know, I think you could make more &#036; off it if u put it in the novelty section rather than the toys :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:o :( And the Ref takes a point away :blink:

Oooo you nasty :lol: :lol: I always thought I would make a good living in the fishing industry :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

bitch :P :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ooo you&#33; <_<

Why if I had my purse I would hit you with it

*flcks scarf over should* Hmphf <_<

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

wanna fight? :P

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol: at both of u :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Mathea@16 May 2004 - 22:43
wanna fight? :P
Pfffft, you&#39;s a girl, wack you with a wet fish I will <_< :P

*Goes across road to wet fish shop and purchases a 2lb salmon for £4.99*

:01:

Jonno B)

[sArA]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

fight, fight, fight, fight,.....


:blink:

[Mathea]

hmmmm.... sayin Im a girl like I cant stand up for myself... ur the one wif a scarf n purse&#33; :P

/me clocks Jonno n drops him to the ground

/me steals his £4.99

[sArA]

The crowd roars its appreciation.... :lol: :lol: :lol:

ding ding....

Round 2&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[JONNO_CELEBS]

*me gets up, rushes to mirro......*

My eye my eye&#33;&#33; :ph34r:

Beetch :angry:

*starts chewing paper and throwing spitballs*

Whadaya got.......huh? B)

:P :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

hmmmmm

wanna play like that huh?

/me puts chewing gum in ur hair

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol: girl fight :01: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

AHHH :helpsmile: My hair&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;....Ewwwwwwwww <_<

*picks up stappler and starts shooting*

DANCE WOMAN&#33;&#33;&#33; DAAAAAAANCE&#33;&#33; :01:

:huh: It worked better in the movies :unsure:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

/me puts cling wrap under toilet seat n waits till u gotta go


mwahahahahahahahahahaha


EDIT: oh yeah, and I just threw all ur cookies in a mud puddle

[JONNO_CELEBS]

*me pisses in sink* :P

erm.............

*Pieces hole in back of mace nozzel hehehehehhehehehee :devil: :P

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 23:07
*Pieces hole in back of mace nozzel hehehehehhehehehee :devil: :P

Jonno B)
just goes to show how smart you are.... u dont even need to do that as i used it regular way and maced myself anyway....



.... hmm.... that wasnt a very good insult towards YOUR intelligence :P





what i meant to say was: TAG&#33; you&#39;re it&#33;

[bujub22]

anyone for a chocolate covered prezell?

















:lol: :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: Whoa&#33; Schoolyard games? :ph34r:

Ok where ya mates hiding (not the ones on the counter :P ) <_<

I just know someones gonna try and wedgy me :unsure: :helpsmile:

*staples shirt to counter* :P

Ner ner na ner ner, you can&#39;t catch me cos .............well cos you stapled to the counter :unsure:

*starts cracking knukles in your ear* :lol:

Jonnno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 19:20
:blink: Whoa&#33; Schoolyard games? :ph34r:

Ok where ya mates hiding (not the ones on the counter :P ) <_<

I just know someones gonna try and wedgy me :unsure: :helpsmile:

*staples shirt to counter* :P

Ner ner na ner ner, you can&#39;t catch me cos .............well cos you stapled to the counter :unsure:

*starts cracking knukles in your ear* :lol:

Jonnno B)
:lol: :lol: purple nerpple time :lol: :lol: :ph34r:

[Mathea]

/me sets up bucketful of "water"* above door
/me calls u back into the room


hahahahahahahahhahaha












































*water=dirty mop water from back room

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:x Now thats just not nice <_<

Wanna play like that huh? :devil:

Wanna coffee? :devil:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@16 May 2004 - 19:23
/me sets up bucketful of "water"* above door
/me calls u back into the room


hahahahahahahahhahaha

*water=dirty mop water from back room
:( not the jerk room :( ............... :lol: :lol:




me let u get comfortable and take shoes off
then dump tacs in your boots



then wait with an eager face on :o :D

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@16 May 2004 - 23:27
Wanna coffee? :devil:


No thanks :P

want some gum?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

want some gum?

Oo yes please :)

Takes gum.....Spearmint :D

Awww glad we stopped fighting :)

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

well since recess is almost over I figured it&#39;d be best :P

[bujub22]

aaah playing nice :D


http://imusic.artistdirect.com/soundtracks/photos/peeweesbigadventure.gif

[Mathea]

dont tell anyone :ph34r:

[bujub22]

:lol: saw this while googling and thought of jonno :blink: :lol: :lol:

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:( ............ :lol: :lol: :ph34r:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by bujub22@16 May 2004 - 23:52
:lol: saw this while googling and thought of jonno :blink: :lol: :lol:

Image Resized
Image Resized
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:( ............ :lol: :lol: :ph34r:
hahahahahaha and all his cookies r in the mud puddle

:D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: Yeah thats about right :lol: :lol:

*nips Mathea under arm* :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

so much for bein nice huh?

/me unscrews salt shaker

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Was&#39;nt me :unsure:

*stands on shoelaces........throws some water over you* :P

Need icecream :frusty:

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

:lol: round 2

http://www.lesfemmesfatales.com/images/descriptionimages/billwick/flex10_2.jpg

:lol:

[Mathea]

:huh: :( :o :angry: :cry1: :&#39;( <_< :P :lol:



^my reaction(to being stepped on n drenched)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by bujub22@17 May 2004 - 00:01
:lol: round 2

http://www.lesfemmesfatales.com/images/descriptionimages/billwick/flex10_2.jpg

:lol:
I dont look as manly as those chicks
































and neither does Jonno

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by Mathea@17 May 2004 - 00:04


and neither does Jonno
:lol: :lol: You beat me to it :lol: :lol:

*Pings bra* :D

I&#39;s a winning :D

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

/me signs Jonno up to become a eunich



I&#39;m winning :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ooo playing it Hackers style :lol:

Me cancels all your credit cards :P

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 May 2004 - 00:21
Ooo playing it Hackers style :lol:

Me cancels all your credit cards :P

Jonno B)
Sucker. I dont have any :P







I wish I did tho

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well I just cancelled someones :unsure:

*Sends your boss a love letter from you* hehehehehhehee :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

my boss likes men silly....I told ya, he&#39;ll be hittin on u when im sellin ur ass in the back :P


/me tapes a "kick me" sign to ur back

[JONNO_CELEBS]

*me chucks orange powder paint over you while getting kicked in butt" <_<

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

/me throws u in the cum dumpster

/me puts "free to good home" sign out

/me sees the troll go n put u in his car

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:( *me waves lil white flag all torn and tattered* :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

whoohoo&#33;


I WON&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[namzuf9]

Originally posted by bujub22@17 May 2004 - 00:52
:lol: saw this while googling and thought of jonno :blink: :lol: :lol:

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:( ............ :lol: :lol: :ph34r:
http://www.photodump.com/direct/namzuf9/jonno_milk2.jpg

:lol:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by namzuf9@17 May 2004 - 01:05

http://www.photodump.com/direct/namzuf9/jonno_milk2.jpg

:lol:
omfg hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Mathea.........yeah I figured I&#39;d let you win, keep you happy :) :lol: :lol:

@Nam....... <_< I told you when you got me to do that pose, it was for your eyes only&#33;&#33;.........Bitch :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

hahahahaha i should print that out n put it on the board at work

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Mathea@16 May 2004 - 21:37
hahahahaha i should print that out n put it on the board at work
:lol: do it :ph34r:

[Mathea]

someone give me jonnos fone number to write on the bottom :P

[*goddess*]

:o Nooooooo Mathea&#33;&#33;&#33;


:rolleyes: That&#39;s just what Jonno would wantcha to do. :lol:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by *goddess*@17 May 2004 - 01:41
:o Nooooooo Mathea&#33;&#33;&#33;


:rolleyes: That&#39;s just what Jonno would wantcha to do. :lol:
what are friends for? :D

[*goddess*]

;) Ok here&#39;s his number then


















122254 555 111







:rolleyes: Bloody invisible ink...er text stuff. :lol:

[Mathea]

im not fallin for that&#33; his REAL #... otherwise how else are all the dirty americans from the back room gonna ring him at all hours of the night?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oooo drumming up more business using my body are ya :P :lol:

Goddess is possibly right, but that depends on how much I&#39;ve had to drink :lol:

Anyhoo, as much fun as it&#39;s been fighting and getting beaten by a (cheating) girl :P :lol: I&#39;s off to bed :)

Night ladies :)

That includes you Buj :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

night night


enjoy ur sleep now..... cuz theres a 5 hours difference n i bet ya they&#39;ll ring all night long

:devil:

[*goddess*]

:angry: You mean that skunky Jonno gave me a false number???



:hug: Night skunko.