My Cv

[BigBoo]

ok, i went for a job at GAME and they told me to take in a CV cos they ran out of application forms.. i found it really hard to make a CV so i decided to practice on a notepad. this is what happened :helpsmile:


apologies for my terrible handwriting

*pics removed please only use the board upload feature for avatars and sigs, thank you


edit: check my sig!

[{I}{K}{E}]

:lol:


you need some more practice because that CV sucks :P

[Rick Phlegm]

Hell, I'd give u the job! :P

[BigBank_Hank]

Did you have the pen between your toes when you wrote that? :P

[Marius24]

Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@16 May 2004 - 17:48
Did you have the pen between your toes when you wrote that? :P
more like his arse cheeks! that writing is pants (bad pun) :rolleyes:

[bujub22]

:lol: :lol: rofl

that note sux :lol: :lol: lmao :P

[BigBoo]

does anyone know where i can upload em again?

[bujub22]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 13:54
does anyone know where i can upload em again?
in the img tagger :P

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by bujub22+16 May 2004 - 17:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 16 May 2004 - 17:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 13:54
does&nbsp; anyone know where i can upload em again?
in the img tagger :P [/b][/quote]
;)

[BigBoo]

who edited my sig?? :angry:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 19:55
who edited my sig?? :angry:
me :frusty:

[ahctlucabbuS]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 18:54
does anyone know where i can upload em again?
Try imageshack (http://www.imageshack.us/) ;)

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 17:54
does&nbsp; anyone know where i can upload em again?
I use THESE (http://www.imageshack.us/) :)

Edit/how could i be so slow with three words. :lol: :lol:

[BigBoo]

haha. try keeping me my dignity now :lol:

http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v210/TheDave/jokecv1.jpg
http://img69.photobucket.com/albums/v210/TheDave/jokecv2.jpg

[Pete Waterman]

omfg you have to send this in.you fucktard.

[Cheese]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 16:44
*pics removed please only use the board upload feature for avatars and sigs, thank you



When did this become a rule? Loads of us do it and in fact a mod showed people how to do it...more crossed wires? :blink:

[Pete Waterman]

Originally posted by Withcheese+16 May 2004 - 19:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 16 May 2004 - 19:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 16:44
*pics removed please only use the board upload feature for avatars and sigs, thank you



When did this become a rule? Loads of us do it and in fact a mod showed people how to do it...more crossed wires? :blink: [/b][/quote]
go on rookie delete ike.

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by Pete Waterman@16 May 2004 - 19:51
omfg you have to send this in.you fucktard.
what a reaction :o

[{I}{K}{E}]

qoute by error in the team section:


It should be used for avatars and sigs only.

Best let them know that it shouldn&#39;t be used for pictures.

[Marius24]

Originally posted by {I}{K}{E}@16 May 2004 - 20:48
qoute by error in the team section:


It should be used for avatars and sigs only.

Best let them know that it shouldn&#39;t be used for pictures.
now u tell us :P

[Cheese]

Originally posted by {I}{K}{E}@16 May 2004 - 19:48
qoute by error in the team section:


It should be used for avatars and sigs only.

Best let them know that it shouldn&#39;t be used for pictures.
Are you sure? That doesn&#39;t look too official...ah well. :(

[{I}{K}{E}]

well its not an official rule, but I think you guys understand it ;)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by {I}{K}{E}@16 May 2004 - 20:04
well its not an official rule, but I think you guys understand it ;)
Understand what? :blink:

[BigBoo]

iif you read it all youd see it says "but its ok for Dave, he can do what he wants"

[bujub22]

Originally posted by {I}{K}{E}@16 May 2004 - 17:04
well its not an official rule, but I think you guys understand it ;)
:angry: no

[sArA]

I thought it was ok for pics too just no links to forum sites and stuff.... :ermm:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by sara5564@16 May 2004 - 21:53
I thought it was ok for pics too just no links to forum sites and stuff.... :ermm:
Using the upload sig thingy for pics is now a no no, it&#39;s not an official rule but us guys will understand...

Not sure what that means really...if its not official does that mean if I do it I won&#39;t get in trouble officially? :blink:

[DanB]

Things change like the wind here :blink:

[BigBoo]

i wonder if any potential employers are reading this :blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:00
i wonder if any potential employers are reading this :blink:
Hello I&#39;m the King of Nigeria,

I&#39;d like to give you a job, £20 grand a year with pension scheme. But first I will need you to send me £24.99 to cover the purchase of your work permit. Please PM me for details.

Withcheese - King of Nigeria.

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by Withcheese+16 May 2004 - 23:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 16 May 2004 - 23:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:00
i wonder if any potential employers are reading this :blink:
Hello I&#39;m the King of Nigeria,

I&#39;d like to give you a job, £20 grand a year with pension scheme. But first I will need you to send me £24.99 to cover the purchase of your work permit. Please PM me for details.

Withcheese - King of Nigeria. [/b][/quote]
:w00t:

where do i sign?

[sArA]

I wouldn&#39;t give you a job bigboo...but I would laugh at your CV... :D

[BigBoo]

i just want a change from catering :(

edit:what if i typed it?

[sArA]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 23:05
i just want a change from catering :(

edit:what if i typed it?
Yeah....maybe...although its not just the handwriting and the scribbling out now is it.....?

Doesn&#39;t makes me think &#39;Oh yeah, he would make a good employee that will benefit my business so I don&#39;t mind paying him&#33;&#39; :D :D

[Mathea]

Originally posted by sara5564+16 May 2004 - 23:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sara5564 @ 16 May 2004 - 23:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 23:05
i just want a change from catering :(

edit:what if i typed it?
Yeah....maybe...although its not just the handwriting and the scribbling out now is it.....?

Doesn&#39;t makes me think &#39;Oh yeah, he would make a good employee that will benefit my business so I don&#39;t mind paying him&#33;&#39; :D :D [/b][/quote]
Yeah u gotta make em think ur agreeable, hard working, dedicated, and can get along with people

[sArA]

Try this...sort of thing

Name
Address
Phone
Email

Qualifications
(Anything at all that says you can read and write and add up a bit&#33;&#33;&#33;) :lol:

Experience/Job History
(Nothing you&#39;ve been sacked from preferably or if thats all say they were temporary contracts)

Reasons for Applying
(why you should get the job over someone else)

Hobbies and Interests
(Good if its related to the job)

[BigBoo]

what can ii say that means i get the job then?

i worked on the tills at a cafe until errrrrm. it went bankrupt

should i not put any past jobs down, or i could say i did a paper-round for 5 years thats <s>slave labouur</s> dedication to my job

[Cheese]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:41
what can ii say that means i get the job then?

i worked on the tills at a cafe until errrrrm. it went bankrupt

should i not put any past jobs down, or i could say i did a paper-round for 5 years thats <s>slave labouur</s> dedication to my job
Apply to the Daily Mirror...I hear they have a vacancy and if Piers Morgan had the job before you its obvious they&#39;ll hire just about anyone..

[bujub22]

apply at as a garbage man ,hell the&#39;ll file your paper work right ;)




right in the fields :lol:

[BigBoo]

i failed engilsh and media though. maybe i&#39;d be better at the sun

i hate applying for jobs, ive always been a "has great potential, but must work harder" kid.

i only proper passed maths and science (with absolutely no coursework so it would have been A grade)

i hate coursework, its stupid. it is physically a waste of time. hours and hours of work thaat has no reflection of a persons intelligence :angry: ive made me angry again now :angry: :angry:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:50
i failed engilsh and media though. maybe i&#39;d be better at the sun

i hate applying for jobs, ive always been a "has great potential, but must work harder" kid.

i only proper passed maths and science (with absolutely no coursework so it would have been A grade)

i hate coursework, its stupid. it is physically a waste of time. hours and hours of work thaat has no reflection of a persons intelligence :angry: ive made me angry again now :angry: :angry:
Just do what I plan to do....be a student forever. :01:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Withcheese+16 May 2004 - 22:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 16 May 2004 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:50
i failed engilsh and media though. maybe i&#39;d be better at the sun

i hate applying for jobs, ive always been a "has great potential, but must work&nbsp; harder" kid.

i only proper passed maths and science (with absolutely no coursework so it would have been A grade)

i hate coursework, its stupid. it is physically a waste of time. hours and hours of work thaat has no reflection of a persons intelligence :angry: ive made me angry again now :angry:&nbsp; :angry:
Just do what I plan to do....be a student forever. :01: [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s very silly Cheese, he just siad he hated coursework...did you even read his post? :rolleyes:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Withcheese+16 May 2004 - 22:56--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 16 May 2004 - 22:56)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@16 May 2004 - 22:55
<!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:50
i failed engilsh and media though. maybe i&#39;d be better at the sun

i hate applying for jobs, ive always been a "has great potential, but must work harder" kid.

i only proper passed maths and science (with absolutely no coursework so it would have been A grade)

i hate coursework, its stupid. it is physically a waste of time. hours and hours of work thaat has no reflection of a persons intelligence :angry: ive made me angry again now :angry: :angry:
Just do what I plan to do....be a student forever. :01:
That&#39;s very silly Cheese, he just siad he hated coursework...did you even read his post? :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
Goind point Cheese.

[BigBoo]

ive been in college for 2 years :01:

[Mathea]

/me wonders how often Withcheese talks to himself.... with the same account at least
/me wonders if she should call for help

[bujub22]

Originally posted by Withcheese+16 May 2004 - 19:57--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 16 May 2004 - 19:57)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@16 May 2004 - 22:56

Originally posted by Withcheese@16 May 2004 - 22:55
<!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:50
i failed engilsh and media though. maybe i&#39;d be better at the sun

i hate applying for jobs, ive always been a "has great potential, but must work harder" kid.

i only proper passed maths and science (with absolutely no coursework so it would have been A grade)

i hate coursework, its stupid. it is physically a waste of time. hours and hours of work thaat has no reflection of a persons intelligence :angry: ive made me angry again now :angry: :angry:
Just do what I plan to do....be a student forever. :01:
That&#39;s very silly Cheese, he just siad he hated coursework...did you even read his post? :rolleyes:
Goind point Cheese. [/b][/quote]
bored cheese? :unsure:

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by bujub22+16 May 2004 - 23:59--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bujub22 @ 16 May 2004 - 23:59)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@16 May 2004 - 19:57

Originally posted by Withcheese@16 May 2004 - 22:56

Originally posted by Withcheese@16 May 2004 - 22:55
<!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:50
i failed engilsh and media though. maybe i&#39;d be better at the sun

i hate applying for jobs, ive always been a "has great potential, but must work harder" kid.

i only proper passed maths and science (with absolutely no coursework so it would have been A grade)

i hate coursework, its stupid. it is physically a waste of time. hours and hours of work thaat has no reflection of a persons intelligence :angry: ive made me angry again now :angry: :angry:
Just do what I plan to do....be a student forever. :01:
That&#39;s very silly Cheese, he just siad he hated coursework...did you even read his post? :rolleyes:
Goind point Cheese.
bored cheese? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
keep yoursself busy earn me some money

[Cheese]

Originally posted by BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:58
ive been in college for 2 years :01:
Me too...but I can&#39;t string it out any longer and have to go to Uni in September... :o

[BigBoo]

Originally posted by Withcheese+17 May 2004 - 00:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 17 May 2004 - 00:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBoo@16 May 2004 - 22:58
ive been in college for 2 years :01:
Me too...but I can&#39;t string it out any longer and have to go to Uni in September... :o [/b][/quote]
count yourself lucky. i dont know if i can :&#39;(

[jazzthefunk]

:smoke:

[Chevy]

I&#39;m not in work tomorrow :01:

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by Chevy@17 May 2004 - 03:05
I&#39;m not in work tomorrow :01:
jammy git <_<

[Chevy]

Originally posted by mortsapprentice+17 May 2004 - 03:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mortsapprentice @ 17 May 2004 - 03:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Chevy@17 May 2004 - 03:05
I&#39;m not in work tomorrow&nbsp; :01:
jammy git <_< [/b][/quote]
I meant that it isn&#39;t tomorrow yet :D

[mortsapprentice]

Originally posted by Chevy+17 May 2004 - 03:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Chevy @ 17 May 2004 - 03:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by mortsapprentice@17 May 2004 - 03:07
<!--QuoteBegin-Chevy@17 May 2004 - 03:05
I&#39;m not in work tomorrow :01:
jammy git <_<
I meant that it isn&#39;t tomorrow yet :D [/b][/quote]
even so you still jammy git

i really ought ta go bed i gotta get up in a bit