Glaswegian Power!

[Lamsey]

awright, hooz it goan, muckers?

embdy goan doon the boozur the night fer a swally?

Yon bawbag Kenny Clark is a right bluenose, int he?

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 23:19
awright, hooz it goan, muckers?

embdy goan doon the boozur the night fer a swally?

Yon bawbag Kenny Clark is a right bluenose, int he?
Go eat a mars bar in batter...

[Lamsey]

whit you sayin ya sassenach?

Ma bird sez she wants a Chewits supper noo - see whit ye've went and done?

[scribblec]

funny
i actually understand that

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 23:24
whit you sayin ya sassenach?

Ma bird sez she wants a Chewits supper noo - see whit ye've went and done?
Dont eat while talking to me lol..

post me some stovies :D

[Lamsey]

@ solidsnake: 'course ye dae, Glaswegian's the new Esperanto, dinny ye ken?
its coaz o' all wur fitbaw fans travellin about the Contnent an' that. Wur pure dead cultured by the way.
@ aldo: you want stovies? I'll stovies you!

[scribblec]

i live in england

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 23:28
@ solidsnake: 'course ye dae, Glaswegian's the new Esperanto, dinny ye ken?
its coaz o' all wur fitbaw fans travellin about the Contnent an' that. Wur pure dead cultured by the way.
@ aldo: you want stovies? I'll stovies you!
Who the feck is aldo ?

[Lamsey]

@ ss: aye, ah mind that fae another topic. Disny make ma point any less valid, right, ya sassenach?

@ aldo: aldo = glesga word fur 'alan'. It's you, ya numpty :lol:

[ToraBoraDweller]

:D I could only make something of the word boozur in combination with swally.

Well anyway have one on me. :beerchug:

[Lamsey]

slainte

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 23:32
@ ss: aye, ah mind that fae another topic. Disny make ma point any less valid, right, ya sassenach?

@ aldo: aldo = glesga word fur 'alan'. It's you, ya numpty :lol:
LOLOLOL....STFU !!
YA NUMPTY

[Lamsey]

bring it on, bawbag :D

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 23:48
bring it on, bawbag :D
Dont sing it !!!
BRING IT !! ya wee numpty stovie eating
mars bar dipping...pizza frying.. tall looking shonky !!

[scribblec]

i smell barney

[Lamsey]

tall? ah'm oanly 5 fit nine - ur ye some kind o' shoartarse?

an ah doan't fry pizzas - it makes the cola bottles melt

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 23:53
tall? ah'm oanly 5 fit nine - ur ye some kind o' shoartarse?

an ah doan't fry pizzas - it makes the cola bottles melt
ohhh sorry I got you confused with somone elso on here
I do apologise shorty :D
You do fry pizzas and batter mars bars !!!
But I love stovies :o

[Lamsey]

You do fry pizzas
ah doan't, others dae.

Batter Mars bars? Ah'll batter you, ya bam.

and whit's thur no tae love aboot stoavies? :D

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 23:58

You do fry pizzas
ah doan't, others dae.

Batter Mars bars? Ah'll batter you, ya bam.

and whit's thur no tae love aboot stoavies? :D
lol..half drunk and reading your gobbledegoop :o
My ex was from scotland and I had many a stovie ;)
I loved them !!!

ooops its stoavies as you said..

Batter me ? lmho..
go get a ladder to stand on and swipe at me :o
YA BAM

[Lamsey]

listen, you, ah'm gonny stick the heid RIGHT in you! ah'm gonny lose the piece here.

See you? see your heid? Ah'm gonny put yer smile on the other side of it.

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@17 March 2003 - 00:09
listen, you, ah'm gonny stick the heid RIGHT in you! ah'm gonny lose the piece here.

See you? see your heid? Ah'm gonny put yer smile on the other side of it.
LOL the only pieces you know are jelly ones !!
see you ? see your nose ?
how do you like blowing your hooter from the back of
your head ?

[Lamsey]

haw, whit's wrang wi peanut butter pieces?

and it's jam ower here, no jeelie. Ah thought even you sassenachs wid know that.

and ye'll no huv a nose by the time ah'm finished wi ye.

[Lamsey]

ah'm off hame the noo.

awa' an' play wi' the traffic, aldo - i'll see ye later if ye survive.
which ain't likely cus yer heid's full o' mince.

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Lamsey@17 March 2003 - 00:17
haw, whit's wrang wi peanut butter pieces?

and it's jam ower here, no jeelie. Ah thought even you sassenachs wid know that.

and ye'll no huv a nose by the time ah'm finished wi ye.
LMHO !!! HEY WHAT YOU SMOKING ?

I really think you need a visit from my mates
at MILLWALL

"CHEWIN THE FAT"

or some leather :o

[Lamsey]

yez want a visit fae ma mates at dingwall, eh?

they'll make ye chew yer ane fat an' swallay it

[zolaisugly]

youse are talking a load of crap. are a you a blue nose or a tim lamsey ? :P

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 22:19
awright, hooz it goan, muckers?

embdy goan doon the boozur the night fer a swally?

Yon bawbag Kenny Clark is a right bluenose, int he?
Wat cheor, ya wid. B)

Aa divvin'knaa ye, 'n'ye liv abackbeyont s'aad beeter gan canny, bu' we' aabut th' sem..aa'm Geordie.

A'm reet behint ya t' yelhoose, th' shud giv ower yammerin.

Aye, aa cud di'wi' a swalla 'n' accudoonabroon abut n'w.

Aa'l git th' skiller.



PS aln...........Aa'll skin ye if aa get ahad on ye :P

[Knuckles187]

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[N£MO]

Originally posted by Rat Faced+17 March 2003 - 19:30--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 17 March 2003 - 19:30)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--Lamsey@16 March 2003 - 22:19
awright, hooz it goan, muckers?

embdy goan doon the boozur the night fer a swally?

Yon bawbag Kenny Clark is a right bluenose, int he?
Wat cheor, ya wid. B)

Aa divvin&#39;knaa ye, &#39;n&#39;ye liv abackbeyont s&#39;aad beeter gan canny, bu&#39; we&#39; aabut th&#39; sem..aa&#39;m Geordie.

A&#39;m reet behint ya t&#39; yelhoose, th&#39; shud giv ower yammerin.

Aye, aa cud di&#39;wi&#39; a swalla &#39;n&#39; accudoonabroon abut n&#39;w.

Aa&#39;l git th&#39; skiller.



PS aln...........Aa&#39;ll skin ye if aa get ahad on ye :P [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: ...took me a while for that to sink in...i like that RF ;)

[ezyryder]

Me being a dundee man could speak the worst form of a scottish off-spin, Dundonian&#33; I am also fluent in glaswegian but the glaswegian I read there was more shawlands area, am I right? It&#39;s the type of new-school glaswegian which sorta mixes more english words with odd sounding words, not truely scottish as such but still a form of scottish. Dundonians are the only people who can say a whole sentance with only speaking in vouls&#33; its true&#33;

[ezyryder]

btw, I wasn&#39;t having a dig at the glaswegian there I think its great and all scottish should speak in thier or the national scottish. (possibly even gaelic, but then I don&#39;t see that happening)

[mrcall1969]

haw Lamsey wee man, howz it gon? wit dae ye make a that bawbag a linesman yisterday? whit a fanny&#33;&#33;&#33;

an that wee get ferguson heez due es bawz booted&#33;&#33;

[Rat Faced]

Originally posted by ezyryder@17 March 2003 - 19:32
Me being a dundee man could speak the worst form of a scottish off-spin, Dundonian&#33; I am also fluent in glaswegian but the glaswegian I read there was more shawlands area, am I right? It&#39;s the type of new-school glaswegian which sorta mixes more english words with odd sounding words, not truely scottish as such but still a form of scottish. Dundonians are the only people who can say a whole sentance with only speaking in vouls&#33; its true&#33;
No, it was Geordie...

We always considered Glasgow the Newcastle of Scotland....and im not gonna start another &#39;Power to...&#39; thread :P

[ezyryder]

wasn&#39;t talking to u tho haah, sorry meant lamsey or whatever the name was. But i can understand why u said that and yes there are similarities, sorry it was my fault shoulda made myself clear.

[Colt Seevers]

whit a load a pish ;)

[alan36uk]

Originally posted by Colt Seevers@17 March 2003 - 23:25
whit a load a pish ;)
YIP .... what he said :D