Am I Jesus?

[Mr. Mulder]

I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:

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[Mr. Mulder]

my desk is made from wood :)

[DanB]

Originally posted by Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don't think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P

[Spider_dude]

you do wear teh gypsy sandels well.

[chalice]

Originally posted by Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 13:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I?m the son of God :blink:
Chances are a merry band of alcoholics have set up camp and are pissing in your reservoir.

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by chalice+11 June 2004 - 14:02--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 11 June 2004 - 14:02)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 13:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I?m the son of God :blink:
Chances are a merry band of alcoholics have set up camp and are pissing in your reservoir. [/b][/quote]
anyone remember my tramps pish thread?

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by danb+11 June 2004 - 14:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 11 June 2004 - 14:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don&#39;t think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P [/b][/quote]
he might have

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by danb+11 June 2004 - 14:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 11 June 2004 - 14:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don&#39;t think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P [/b][/quote]
Ah&#33; But is it not written "Blessed be those with purple nails for the Kingdom of GEP shall be theirs" ?

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by Gurahl+11 June 2004 - 14:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Gurahl @ 11 June 2004 - 14:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@11 June 2004 - 14:00
<!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don&#39;t think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P
Ah&#33; But is it not written "Blessed be those with purple nails for the Kingdom of GEP shall be theirs" ? [/b][/quote]
:w00t: I have been chosen o:)

[DanB]

Originally posted by Arcadia+11 June 2004 - 16:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 11 June 2004 - 16:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Gurahl@11 June 2004 - 14:33

Originally posted by danb@11 June 2004 - 14:00
<!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don&#39;t think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P
Ah&#33; But is it not written "Blessed be those with purple nails for the Kingdom of GEP shall be theirs" ?
:w00t: I have been chosen o:) [/b][/quote]
Would you like to know what you have been chosen for? :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by danb+11 June 2004 - 15:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 11 June 2004 - 15:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 16:20

Originally posted by Gurahl@11 June 2004 - 14:33

Originally posted by danb@11 June 2004 - 14:00
<!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don&#39;t think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P
Ah&#33; But is it not written "Blessed be those with purple nails for the Kingdom of GEP shall be theirs" ?
:w00t: I have been chosen o:)
Would you like to know what you have been chosen for? :01: [/b][/quote]
.....yeah... :smilie4:

[DanB]

Originally posted by Arcadia+11 June 2004 - 16:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 11 June 2004 - 16:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@11 June 2004 - 15:26

Originally posted by Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 16:20

Originally posted by Gurahl@11 June 2004 - 14:33

Originally posted by danb@11 June 2004 - 14:00
<!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don&#39;t think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P
Ah&#33; But is it not written "Blessed be those with purple nails for the Kingdom of GEP shall be theirs" ?
:w00t: I have been chosen o:)
Would you like to know what you have been chosen for? :01:
.....yeah... :smilie4: [/b][/quote]
Sure? :unsure:

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by danb+11 June 2004 - 15:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 11 June 2004 - 15:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 16:29

Originally posted by danb@11 June 2004 - 15:26

Originally posted by Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 16:20

Originally posted by Gurahl@11 June 2004 - 14:33

Originally posted by danb@11 June 2004 - 14:00
<!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@11 June 2004 - 14:43
I just got a drink of water from the tap and it tastes a bit like wine, so the only reasonable explanation I can think of is that I’m the son of God :blink:
I don&#39;t think Jeses would have worn purple nail polish :P
Ah&#33; But is it not written "Blessed be those with purple nails for the Kingdom of GEP shall be theirs" ?
:w00t: I have been chosen o:)
Would you like to know what you have been chosen for? :01:
.....yeah... :smilie4:
Sure? :unsure: [/b][/quote]
no :(

[aoyv73]

try that shite on a moslem see what you get eh

[Biggles]

I think it was Alexi Sayle that noted that there were very few Islamic stand up comedians - and that he had no intention of being the first. :ph34r:

[aoyv73]

wonder why keep the faith eh