Have You Ever Stolen?

[100%]

STOLEN Have u ever?



First stealth 7 years old
Stole Pile of Newspapers outside Shop.
Knocked doors to Sell them
and money spendt in coin videogames in same shop::
:

and you Brutus?

[SillyRumours]

my criminal record is clean, either i've never stolen, or i'm very good at it

i have mentally prepared myself to shoplift from a supermarket, should the time come when i can't be arsed to pay for food anymore

[tesco]

Once time, i went into a Biway, and stole a pencil :ph34r:

ya im a rebel :01:

edit: oh ya, one day at lunch, we were on our way to get some pizza, and we saw this hichair at the school next to mine (elemntary) so we grabbed it and just walked away with it. Then we stashed it beside teh garbage bin next to the pizza store and it was there for like 3 weeks lol.

that's the worst i've done. ;) i dont like stealing.

[Cheese]

I am banned from Virgin Megastores. :(

[100%]

Still today I cant resist to sneak in to McDonalds and steal salt

[tesco]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:01
Still today I cant resist to sneak in to McDonalds and steal salt
I steal WetNaps ;)

[100%]

Some motherfuker stole my bike today,

I hereby confess

in front of all of you

I have....

this is seriouse....

i have....

ok here goes

i

have ....


used pirated software

I AM SO SORRRY


:o :sad1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1: :cry1:

[tesco]

Never even thought about that lol.

I guess im a pretty bad criminal in that case, over $2000 worth of crap downloaded...way over...

[100%]

We Found You



















Mr Anderson

[tesco]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:11
We Found You



















Mr Anderson




















:o Whatcha gonna do to me?

:'( i'm sorrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy :'(

please don't kill me.

[100%]

" How can you write if you dont have any Fingers Mr.Roscco?"

[tesco]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:17
" How can you write if you dont have any Fingers Mr.Roscco?"
Voice-to-keyboard software :D

[100%]

:D :lol: :lol:

*zedax goes to toilet and screams with his left toe*

Mr.RossKow, Mr.RossKow. Why don`t you ever give up?

[tesco]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:29
:D :lol: :lol:

*zedax goes to toilet and screams with his left toe*

Mr.RossKow, Mr.RossKow. Why don`t you ever give up?
Because i don't want to :blink:

[100%]

I wanted to steal your last remark but
the Virgin came to me and said
"yo mama waaatttzzzuup"
I hd no clue what to answer so i kicked her out

I did not steal her virginity

[tesco]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@15 June 2004 - 21:34
I wanted to steal your last remark but
the Virgin came to me and said
"yo mama waaatttzzzuup"
I hd no clue what to answer so i kicked her out

I did not steal her virginity
Good, she wants her virginity, and would have died fighting to ahve u not steal it :P

[100%]

:o What would you have done??

[iMartin]

Once. I stole....towels and those little soap bars from a hotel. Shhh. Don't tell. :ph34r:

Everything is better when it's free.

[Keikan]

Biway

that store sucked so much it closed down

[tesco]

Originally posted by Keikan@15 June 2004 - 22:32

Biway

that store sucked so much it closed down
Yup, probably lost so much profit when i stole that pencil, that they HAD to close donw :lol:

[Tormentor]

only time I ever stole anything was from the school library.Stole over 30 motocross magazines. Just sign one out, sit down at the table and read it, go grab like 3 more, sit down and read them, slowly put 2 into the sleeve they put your signed out magazine in(may only aplly to my school), put one of the ones back, then walk out the door. Easy as cake, untill i got caught, but that was only cuz i tried to get like 7 at once. Not allowed in there anymore. :ph34r:

[tesco]

I stole a network cable from school library :ph34r:

[peat moss]

The only time I stole something , I got caught putting it back . It was from one of the few people who loved me at the time my Gradma , Still haunts me to this day! I stole money from her purse she saw me putting it back , she never said a thing. That was punishment enought . :lol:

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004@15 June 2004 - 20:45
I stole a network cable from school library :ph34r:
:nono: How could you?

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by peat moss@15 June 2004 - 20:47
The only time I stole something , I caught caught putting it back . It was from one of the few people who loved me at the time my Gradma , Still haunts me to this day! I stole money from her purse she saw me putting it back , she never said a thing. That was pusinment enought . :lol:
You put it back???

[tesco]

Originally posted by Tormentor+15 June 2004 - 22:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tormentor @ 15 June 2004 - 22:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ROSSCO_2004@15 June 2004 - 20:45
I stole a network cable from school library :ph34r:
:nono: How could you? [/b][/quote]
Veyr easily...

it had a barcode thing on it :lol: had to peel it off, took a good hard 3 minutes to get off too.

[peat moss]

Originally posted by Tormentor+15 June 2004 - 19:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tormentor @ 15 June 2004 - 19:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-peat moss@15 June 2004 - 20:47
The only time I stole something&nbsp; , I caught caught putting it back . It was from one of the few people who loved me&nbsp; at the time my Gradma , Still haunts me to this day&#33; I stole money from her purse&nbsp; she saw me putting it back&nbsp; , she never said a thing. That was pusinment enought . :lol:
You put it back??? [/b][/quote]
Yes it felt wrong I was about 12 at the time .

[Infested Cats]

I steal alot. CD&#39;s, DVDs, Books, Food... etc.

So long as I repent my sins, I won&#39;t end up in hell&#33;

[Keikan]

I got caught stealing candy from safeway when i was 6

[Tormentor]

Originally posted by Keikan@15 June 2004 - 21:45
I got caught stealing candy from safeway when i was 6
ahh, nothing like a good ol fashion snatch and run.

[hobbes]

I steal "hearts" on a regular basis, or, at least, that is what I tell my psychiatrist. She wants me, you know, but the bitch is in denial.

[Mathea]

Originally posted by hobbes@16 June 2004 - 05:29
I steal "hearts" on a regular basis, or, at least, that is what I tell my psychiatrist. She wants me, you know, but the bitch is in denial.
:lol: :lol: :lol:


i hope she has mace

[muchspl2]

yes

[ck-uk]

stole a few motorbikes ,cars as a kid&#33;&#33;...its pretty normal in my area,on council estates&#33;...
:)

[Monkeee]

i stole porn.... my friend distracted and i just grabbed it....

Pussyman XIII....

[Skweeky]

We used to shoplift all the time. Strange, seems to be a teenage thing.
We mostly knicked make-up, jewelry and bath pearls.

At some point I got involved with stealing cars, not exactly proud of that

[Spicker]

i stole a legit win xp pro cd key from our skool Visual Arts department :lol:

and i hav had 5 bikes and all of them hav been stolen adn now im bikeless :(

:smilie4:

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by jaigandhi5@16 June 2004 - 13:46
i stole a legit win xp pro cd key from our skool Visual Arts department&nbsp; :lol:

and i hav had 5 bikes and all of them hav been stolen adn now im bikeless :(

:smilie4:
serves you right, twat :angry:

i&#39;ve had loads of bikes stolen and would never do it cos i know how it feels.

edit: oh right, i get it. sorry, i&#39;m retarded :rolleyes:

[user123]

When i was a nipper i once stole a gold note book & pen :o

My dad found it & made me tell him where i got it from, he then marched me round there to tell the shop owner what i had done :(

Scared the shit out me & lesson learnt :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

a pair of tights once.




it was a phase

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@16 June 2004 - 14:13
a pair of tights once.




it was a phase
CBB&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;11&#33;&#33;1&#33;&#33;&#33;1 :01:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by GepperRankins@16 June 2004 - 14:15

CBB&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;11&#33;&#33;1&#33;&#33;&#33;1 :01:
hello &#33;

identify yourself at once&#33;

everyone has all new freaky ass names here&#33;

[leezathehoneybird]

err......... yes :01:

[GepperRankins]

TARPD

[GepperRankins]

BigBoo

[crazy_billy_bats]

why pull my pubic hairs out with a tweezer &#33; i still for the life of me dont know who ye are&#33;

sure you are enjoying the game tho, sicko &#33;&#33;

[chalice]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@16 June 2004 - 14:24
why pull my pubic hairs out with a tweezer &#33; i still for the life of me dont know who ye are&#33;

sure you are enjoying the game tho, sicko &#33;&#33;
Don&#39;t expect CBB to remember anybody.

Feckin&#39; pot-head that he is. ;)

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@16 June 2004 - 14:31

Don&#39;t expect CBB to remember anybody.

Feckin&#39; pot-head that he is. ;)
hey &#33;

what you on what about ye eejit &#33;??

Its only short term memory loss as im sure youll know yourself. Such as days of the week, months, years whether ive been to the toilet today or not.

All well mucker&#33;? hope so&#33;

[chalice]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+16 June 2004 - 14:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 16 June 2004 - 14:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@16 June 2004 - 14:31

Don&#39;t expect CBB to remember anybody.

Feckin&#39; pot-head that he is.&nbsp; ;)
hey &#33;

what you on what about ye eejit &#33;??

Its only short term memory loss as im sure youll know yourself. Such as days of the week, months, years whether ive been to the toilet today or not.

All well mucker&#33;? hope so&#33; [/b][/quote]
Are you coming home during the summer, Bill?

Or have you had enough of this shithole altogether?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by chalice@16 June 2004 - 14:34


Or have you had enough of this shithole altogether?
good enough question mate, good enough question. As youve no doubt seen in my PM, could me making a wee trip back home during the summer. Wouldnt mind. DOnt know why i want to go, but anyway. Probably to do with the whole family thing. Then again, theres the whole arsehole thing as well, isnt there&#33;

[chalice]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+16 June 2004 - 14:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 16 June 2004 - 14:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-chalice@16 June 2004 - 14:34


Or have you had enough of this shithole altogether?
good enough question mate, good enough question. As youve no doubt seen in my PM, could me making a wee trip back home during the summer. Wouldnt mind. DOnt know why i want to go, but anyway. Probably to do with the whole family thing. Then again, theres the whole arsehole thing as well, isnt there&#33; [/b][/quote]
It never goes away, mate. Doesn&#39;t mean you still can&#39;t have a laugh, though.

PM received with gratitude and reply sent accordingly. ;)

[dwightfry]

I&#39;ve shoplifted a toy ball and a pack of cigarettes. The cigarettes were planted on me though so I guess that doesn&#39;t count.

I&#39;ve also stolen movies when I worked at a video store. But I don&#39;t think that they even noticed they were missing. They were in the stack of tapes that were to be fixed. They were boxed away in the back of a cupboard.

[GepperRankins]

mr orange

[mondaeo]

I once got accused of stealing silly string from Wilkinsons once. When they let me out i took the silly string that i had rightfully bought from another shop and sprayed the dudes car with it. I knew it was his becase i watched him go get something from it when i was being &#39;held&#39;. :01:

[Gemby!]

i stole a little teddy toy from primary school in about yr 2 whichmeans i was around 7 years old, that teddy is now part of my house ( i stuck him into one of the walls which we were building :P)

and then im secondary i went on to sweets from tuck shop :D

you could sell them off and but stuff you really wanted like more sweets :lol:

i did start to feel guilty though and have stoppped stealing stuff

i got a bad conscience <_<

[LSA]

I stole &#036;10 from my brother once. He used to steal from me, but now I lock up all my stuff. :)

I also stole a legit Half-Life CD key, some joker got caught trying to install it on a school computer, and it was sitting on a filing cabinet, so I wrote down the key. :o

I think I stole a mint from a gas station when I was 4 or 5, but I thought they were free&#33;

[Mr. Mulder]

I have stolen sweets from Woolworth’s when I was about 8 or 9 :ph34r:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by LSA@17 June 2004 - 18:30
I stole &#036;10 from my brother once. He used to steal from me, but now I lock up all my stuff. :)

I also stole a legit Half-Life CD key, some joker got caught trying to install it on a school computer, and it was sitting on a filing cabinet, so I wrote down the key. :o

I think I stole a mint from a gas station when I was 4 or 5, but I thought they were free&#33;
my brother once stole money off me so i didnt chat to him for a week

it would&#39;ve lasted longer but my parents made me chat to him <_<

[benxuk]

I stole all you IP addresses and the Team Chat board... :01:

[LSA]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;+17 June 2004 - 13:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gemby&#33; @ 17 June 2004 - 13:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-LSA@17 June 2004 - 18:30
I stole &#036;10 from my brother once.&nbsp; He used to steal from me, but now I lock up all my stuff. :)

I also stole a legit Half-Life CD key, some joker got caught trying to install it on a school computer, and it was sitting on a filing cabinet, so I wrote down the key. :o

I think I stole a mint from a gas station when I was 4 or 5, but I thought they were free&#33;
my brother once stole money off me so i didnt chat to him for a week

it would&#39;ve lasted longer but my parents made me chat to him <_< [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ve haven&#39;t talked to him in 2 years (around that) because of it. He stole my cd&#39;s and didn&#39;t even put them in cases so when I found them, they were all scratched up. Then he did it again, and I found them in a locked brief case. He stole &#036;20+ from me too I think. Besides that he&#39;s unbelievably annoying. :frusty:

[Gemby!]

my brother did only steal a fiver ...

but its the principal &#33;&#33;&#33; :angry:

[j2k4]

Don&#39;t know if this counts, but waaaaaay back when, their was a fast-food franchise called Burger Chef.

Several of us would enter, and place an order to go, then sit down and eat-in.

On the way to the table, we would covertly gather up all the ketchup bottles (they had them yet) within reach.

We would open the bag (it being a large bag, as all of our meals were in it), and, while eating our food, we would empty the ketchup bottles of every last dollop into the bag, which we would then fold closed as neatly as possible.

We would then leave, depositing our food leavings in the garbage before repairing to our viewing spot outside, where we would wait anxiously for a waitress to remove the bag.... :lol:

[hobbes]

I remember Burger Chef and Jeff, the original Fun Meal.

http://theimaginaryworld.com/burg225.jpg

The chain was purchased in St. Louis by Hardee&#39;s.Image Resized
[img]http://www.filmsouthinc.com/Hardees.jpg' width='200' height='120' border='0' alt='click for full size view'> ('http://www.filmsouthinc.com/Hardees.jpg')

Which people "in the know" call "Hardly&#39;s" because it sucks so bad.

[masterpiece21]

At school,we got mrs.parker whos a really really obese lady.like 400 pounds.and in her third drawer at her desk,in it theres a stack of twinkies,hershey bars,and skittles.And one time i skipped breakfast and was mad hungry so i grabbed a twinkie out of the 30-40 in there and she opens the drawer in teh middle of the class and yells "Who stole a twinkie?&#33;"and this bitchboy i kicked the siht out of in a fight earlier in the yr,chad,told her it was me.yep i was fucked.detention for a week. <_< But hey it held me over till lunch :lol:

[benxuk]

Some fuckers stolen our Dave&#39;s bike (mrSTFU) this morning, fucking cunt faced fucking fuckers...

Why can&#39;t we have fucking guns in this country... :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by benxuk@18 June 2004 - 08:36
Some fuckers stolen our Dave&#39;s bike (mrSTFU) this morning, fucking cunt faced fucking fuckers...

Why can&#39;t we have fucking guns in this country... :angry:&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; :angry:&nbsp; :angry:
Has he got insurance or anything?

Still bad news though :angry: :angry: :angry:

[benxuk]

Yeah but Mrs STFU has to sleep downstairs because of the road accident robo leg
thing, so i&#39;m gonna be livin down there also now, cus&#39; the fuckers might come back
for marys wall-o-death bike...

I&#39;m setting a peercast video blog of our back yard up, jff.

:angry:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by chalice+16 June 2004 - 14:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 16 June 2004 - 14:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-crazy_billy_bats@16 June 2004 - 14:24
why pull my pubic hairs out with a tweezer &#33; i still for the life of me dont know who ye are&#33;

sure you are enjoying the game tho, sicko &#33;&#33;
Don&#39;t expect CBB to remember anybody.

Feckin&#39; pot-head that he is. ;) [/b][/quote]
i find that offensive to pot smokers. saying we have bad memories, please change it. you are one of the main anti-pot smokers on this forum this is by no means your first offence.

[pusher]

I stole a bunch of candy from my third grade teacher once. There wasn&#39;t anyone in the classroom (since it was after school) and I just waltzed into her room and started taking candy.

I also stole a bunch of pencils from the computer room that same year.


:)