Most Embarassing Thing Happened To You!?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Im sure its been done before like, but just thought i´d throw it in there.

Not sure what mine is, could be that i shat myself when i was a kid in school (dont tell many people that actually), in the middle of a class. Unpleasant to say the least.

Also, but not as embarassing, when i was on a bus a weirdo chick started talking ABSOLUTE trash, inaudible even to a fucking donkey. Also it was completely incomprehensible. But so loud it wasnt even funny. In front of the whole bus. And i had to nod my head and reply "hmmm mmm" every 2 mins. Not very nice. Boy did i need that blifter after that....

And you´s?

[ck-uk]

i never feel embarrassment in the sense you're thinking!...

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by ck-uk@17 June 2004 - 18:34
i never feel embarrassment in the sense you're thinking!...
One of those penis size problems ?

Its a pity, but nontheless popular amongst the youth of nowadays.

I sympathise with you mate.

Unlucky.

[Yogi]

After my first cigarette in a lunchbreak, i barfed full force over the back of the

most beautiful girl in the class, who sat in front of me.................... :o

[ck-uk]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+17 June 2004 - 18:36--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats @ 17 June 2004 - 18:36)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ck&#045;uk@17 June 2004 - 18:34
i never&nbsp; feel embarrassment in the sense you&#39;re thinking&#33;...
One of those penis size problems ?

Its a pity, but nontheless popular amongst the youth of nowadays.

I sympathise with you mate.

Unlucky. [/b][/quote]
what penis problem mate? ...like i said&#33; i just dont feel embarassed...i never said i was special...

[tesco]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@17 June 2004 - 13:47
After my first cigarette in a lunchbreak, i barfed full force over the back of the

most beautiful girl in the class, who sat in front of me.................... :o
:lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by ck&#045;uk+17 June 2004 - 19:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ck-uk @ 17 June 2004 - 19:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@17 June 2004 - 18:36
<!--QuoteBegin-ck&#045;uk@17 June 2004 - 18:34
i never feel embarrassment in the sense you&#39;re thinking&#33;...
One of those penis size problems ?

Its a pity, but nontheless popular amongst the youth of nowadays.

I sympathise with you mate.

Unlucky.
what penis problem mate? ...like i said&#33; i just dont feel embarassed...i never said i was special... [/b][/quote]
:lol:

only mucking about mate dont worry.


I like seeing people falling over in buses and things, supermarkets, etc.
I know it sounds terrible but it is funny, and embarrassing sor them.

[Mathea]

the first time i was in college I was taking an alcholoism course. Part of the cirriculum was to attend an AA meeting. My little brother agreed to go with me and as usual, made plans for the day before it was due. So Im in town, waitin for him to pick me up... he pulls in front of the store I was in and I go to leave and fell down the step. (the one step from the door to the ground :S)

we went to the meeting anyway, but there was so much pain (I was wearin these huge boots at the time) i tried to take my boot off n thought I would pass out from the pain that caused... so we agree to leave.... but I go to stand up and I cant walk.

I try to anyway n it just wasnt happening... so he carried me out of the AA meeting (and of course we were on the furthest end) interrupting the entire thing... I felt bad n embarrassed :lol:


btw i did somehow actually fuck up my ankle n foot real bad and was on crutches for a few weeks after

[Gemby!]

my ultimate embarrassing moment still has to come in my life

and i aint looking forward to it :ph34r:

but i do loadsa average embarrassing stuff now - i dont care &#33;

i let someone fake hunp my leg once that was funny but the old lady walking by didnt think it was :lol:

[lynx]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@17 June 2004 - 19:16
i let someone fake hunp my leg once that was funny but the old lady walking by didnt think it was :lol:
I suppose it&#39;s one of those "kitten in a glass" things? :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

My mates found out I owned a Jason Donovan LP :ph34r:

:&#39;( The scars are still fresh in my mind :helpsmile:

:lol:

Jonno B)

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@17 June 2004 - 19:51
My mates found out I owned a Jason Donovan LP :ph34r:

:&#39;( The scars are still fresh in my mind :helpsmile:

:lol:

Jonno B)
i thought being de-kecked would be worse than that

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No, I don&#39;t find that embarrassing :) .............It&#39;s a bit kinky :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Rip The Jacker]

One time in the 4th (I think) grade....

It was lunch. Me and a friend were sitting at a table and talking. Some girl came up to the table with a sandwich, she asked me to watch her food while she went to get a drink, and left real quick. I didn&#39;t hear her, I was still talking not paying attention to anything. After I finished, I turned around...

"Hey&#33; A sandwich&#33;"
I completely devoured the sandwich in a matter of seconds. Like 2 minutes later the girl came back...

"Wheres my food&#33;&#33;?" :o

.... That was pretty embarrassing, but funny when I think back on it... :lol:

EDIT: I was known as Rip Teh Sandwich Jacker for about 2 days. :lol:

[Keikan]

1. I farted in class

2. I was microwaving crap in school caf and it was packed. When i try to get my stuff i knocked some girl&#39;s corn dog and it rolled on to the floor. Too bad the girl was kinda hot too.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

wow, you&#39;ve led a really exciting life :blink:

Hey you should try microwaving lightbulbs :D :01:

Jonno B)

[Spider_dude]

i was once accused of being a racist on a forum.



but my seriously most embarassing thing was getting that damn tatto last nigtht.

[Voetsek]

Tatto never going to wash off so were you racist go on tell us

my worst most awfull thing was asking my wifes parents if i could marry her god that was so shite

[internet.news]

Luckily I assume I can&#39;t remember what mine was :beerchug:

:ph34r: :unsure:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Voetsek@18 June 2004 - 12:31
Tatto never going to wash off so were you racist go on tell us

my worst most awfull thing was asking my wifes parents if i could marry her god that was so shite
you tell me. are irish jokes racist?

heres one for you to test.


why did the irish man wear 2 condoms?

to be sure to be sure.

[benxuk]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+18 June 2004 - 13:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 18 June 2004 - 13:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Voetsek@18 June 2004 - 12:31
Tatto never going to wash off so were you racist go on tell us

my worst most awfull thing was asking my wifes parents if i could marry her god that was so shite
you tell me. are irish jokes racist?

heres one for you to test.


why did the irish man wear 2 condoms?

to be sure to be sure. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Skweeky]

It was probably that time when I was on pills in the pub screaming &#39; I am fantastic&#39; the entire evening whilst standing on a chair.

I changed pubs after that :ph34r:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by Skweeky@18 June 2004 - 13:23
I changed pubs after that :ph34r:
Why? - Maybe they agreed and you now have your own fanbase there :01:

[Skweeky]

I&#39;m pretty sure they didn&#39;t agree.
The people I was with completely ignored me after that incident.
Pffft, they weren&#39;t that much fun anyway <_<

[chalice]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+18 June 2004 - 13:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 18 June 2004 - 13:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Voetsek@18 June 2004 - 12:31
Tatto never going to wash off so were you racist go on tell us

my worst most awfull thing was asking my wifes parents if i could marry her god that was so shite
you tell me. are irish jokes racist?

heres one for you to test.


why did the irish man wear 2 condoms?

to be sure to be sure. [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s not racist. It&#39;s observational.

Implying that the Irish are stupid is racist, you racist.

[Voetsek]

Best way to find out is go to a irish pub/bar i have worked with the irish and thet are some of the best and most decent popele god bless em there great..

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by chalice+18 June 2004 - 13:32--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (chalice @ 18 June 2004 - 13:32)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 June 2004 - 13:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Voetsek@18 June 2004 - 12:31
Tatto never going to wash off so were you racist go on tell us

my worst most awfull thing was asking my wifes parents if i could marry her god that was so shite
you tell me. are irish jokes racist?

heres one for you to test.


why did the irish man wear 2 condoms?

to be sure to be sure.
That&#39;s not racist. It&#39;s observational.

Implying that the Irish are stupid is racist, you racist. [/b][/quote]
there is a difference from making bad jokes and making racist comments. you think i&#39;ve not heard enough scottish jokes? i dont mind people making fun of my culture.

a scotsman and english man and an irish man were......

[RGX]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 June 2004 - 12:11
i was once accused of being a racist on a forum.



but my seriously most embarassing thing was getting that damn tatto last nigtht.
Pics&#33; Pics&#33; Pics&#33;

[chalice]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+18 June 2004 - 15:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude &#064; 18 June 2004 - 15:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by chalice@18 June 2004 - 13:32

Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 June 2004 - 13:04
<!--QuoteBegin-Voetsek@18 June 2004 - 12:31
Tatto never going to wash off so were you racist go on tell us

my worst most awfull thing was asking my wifes parents if i could marry her god that was so shite
you tell me. are irish jokes racist?

heres one for you to test.


why did the irish man wear 2 condoms?

to be sure to be sure.
That&#39;s not racist. It&#39;s observational.

Implying that the Irish are stupid is racist, you racist.
there is a difference from making bad jokes and making racist comments. you think i&#39;ve not heard enough scottish jokes? i dont mind people making fun of my culture.

a scotsman and english man and an irish man were...... [/b][/quote]
Are you deliberately missing my point, SD?

Irishmen are usually the butt of those Scotsman, Englishman, Irishmen jokes.

I don&#39;t mind you making fun of my culture.

When you call me stupid, however, that&#39;s a different story.

Come on, SD.

Admit that you were wrong to post that Irish lottery joke and we&#39;ll move on.

I&#39;ll even apologise.

[Spider_dude]

when was that joke from? last year some time, i dont even remember making it. i will apologise for the state of the joke as it was shite but that is all. now look at my lovely new tattoo.


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[internet.news]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 June 2004 - 16:03
when was that joke from? last year some time, i dont even remember making it. i will apologise for the state of the joke as it was shite but that is all. now look at my lovely new tattoo.


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lmao - when you said it was big I didn&#39;t realise you meant BIG&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:



edit: ^^Referring to the tattoo :ph34r:

[manker]

Irishmen are usually the butt of those Scotsman, Englishman, Irishmen jokes.

not when there is a sheep involved in the joke. the welsh get the brunt of it then.

not when there is money involved in the joke. the scottish get the brunt of it then

not when pomposity is involved in the joke. the english get the brunt of it then

we all get the piss taken out of us BUT it is NOT racist, just leave it.


btw that tattoo is as funny as feck :lol: :lol:

[chalice]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 June 2004 - 16:03
when was that joke from? last year some time, i dont even remember making it. i will apologise for the state of the joke as it was shite but that is all.
Shite and racist.

It doesn&#39;t matter when it was from. If you want to know, it was February.

Ah well.

[Voetsek]

Tattoo on your arm looks fake i just hope it is cause that will never come off and your whole arm is messed up forever so when you get older want look very funny will it hope its just felt marker pen

[RGX]

If that is the proper tattoo then it has healed up remarkably quickly, especially seeing as your blood was so thin from the alcohol...

Btw: LMAO&#33; :lol:

[internet.news]

Originally posted by RGX@18 June 2004 - 16:53
If that is the proper tattoo then it has healed up remarkably quickly, especially seeing as your blood was so thin from the alcohol...

Btw: LMAO&#33; :lol:
I believe it was henna so only gonna be there a few weeks - shame really as can&#39;t imagine anything funnier than a 70yr old Spider_Dude in the future in an old people&#39;s home with a huge "Horny" tattooed on his arm :lol: :lol: :lol:

[RGX]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam+18 June 2004 - 16:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (samsamsamsam @ 18 June 2004 - 16:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RGX@18 June 2004 - 16:53
If that is the proper tattoo then it has healed up remarkably quickly, especially seeing as your blood was so thin from the alcohol...

Btw: LMAO&#33;&nbsp; :lol:
a 70yr old Spider_Dude in the future in an old people&#39;s home with a huge "Horny" tattooed on his arm :lol: :lol: :lol: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:













































:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[benxuk]

@forum-do-gooders
STFU :angry:
Racism is only racist when delivered with intent,
if I accidently call you paddy, jock or whatever the fuck ever and that hurts you then i&#39;ll say sorry.

@sd
:lol:

[aznballer]

thats a gay tattoo...

[internet.news]

Originally posted by aznballer@18 June 2004 - 23:44
thats a gay tattoo...
WTF???


That is the funnniest tattoo I hav ever seen adn only spd could have such a funny reminder from anigthj out :lol:

[NikkiD]

Well SD, at least women have a warning now. :lol:

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@18 June 2004 - 16:03
when was that joke from? last year some time, i dont even remember making it. i will apologise for the state of the joke as it was shite but that is all. now look at my lovely new tattoo.


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looks like spraypaint to me
out of interest is that your, you know ;) arm?

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by GepperRankins+19 June 2004 - 00:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (GepperRankins @ 19 June 2004 - 00:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Spider_dude@18 June 2004 - 16:03
when was that joke from? last year some time, i dont even remember making it. i will apologise for the state of the joke as it was shite but that is all. now look at my lovely new tattoo.


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looks like spraypaint to me
out of interest is that your, you know ;) arm? [/b][/quote]
yeah its my arm, my cawk is a lot biger than that. they say it&#39;s like a babys arm holding an apple.

[brenda]

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that is fooking excellent &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Spicker]

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that is fooking excellent &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
thts not funny...

ITS FECKIN HILARIoUS&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


never trust ur friends :lol: :lol: :lol:

r u gona get it removed or leave it there? :lol: :unsure: :lol: