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06-18-2004, 01:43 PM
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Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline

A man is accused of applying Vaseline to Every surface in his room at a Motel Six near Binghamton, New York.

After Roger Chamberlain checked out last week,
the cleaning crew discovered mattresses and bedding were slathered with the slippery stuff.
Vaseline covered the TV set, furniture, carpeting and towels --
and everything else in the room.

A check of the trash turned up
14 empty containers of Vaseline,
drug paraphernalia,
cocaine residue,
and porno magazines, "which also were slathered/smeared with Vaseline.

Damage to the motel room and its contents was estimated at over $1,000.

A sheriff's deputy found the Virginia man a short time later at another motel.
The deputy said the man was "smeared from head to foot with Vaseline."

Chamberlain was sent to jail after being charged with felony criminal mischief.

The motel manager says the room still can't be used. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html
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Skweeky
06-18-2004, 01:57 PM
Each to his own I always say

Yogi
06-18-2004, 02:10 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@18 June 2004 - 16:05
Each to his own I always say
So, what do you use, Skweeks???? :lol:

Skweeky
06-18-2004, 02:13 PM
Water based lube :ph34r:

Yogi
06-18-2004, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by Skweeky@18 June 2004 - 16:21
Water based lube :ph34r:
but that stuff dries out and gets sticky................ :helpsmile:

Skweeky
06-18-2004, 02:31 PM
No, it's non sticky and it's really good. Only need a drop of it

Wolfmight
06-18-2004, 02:35 PM
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Please mayah.. I say I say I don't do it! I's jus havin a lil fun yah know. I was bout orgasimin till yas bust my door down and it slide on de flur like t'was ice or some"in. Why you gotsa com betwen me's and ma affairs? I maried da hand far n square yas know.

brenda
06-18-2004, 03:16 PM
:o




I just use it to remove my make-up

Mr. Mulder
06-18-2004, 03:20 PM
He must have a pretty big cawk ...or more than one :unsure:

crazy_billy_bats
06-18-2004, 03:23 PM
I love the way you included a picture of the guy.

Nice touch.

internet.news
06-18-2004, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@18 June 2004 - 15:31
I love the way you included a picture of the guy.

Nice touch.
Definately :D

and his expression does kind of sum it all up :lol:

Voetsek
06-18-2004, 04:25 PM
KY is so much better

pusher
06-18-2004, 04:28 PM
Isn't that Moby? :blink: :helpsmile:

Wolfmight
06-18-2004, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by pusher@18 June 2004 - 10:36
Isn't that Moby? :blink: :helpsmile:
Dunno, but I wouldnt be suprised

Darth Sushi
06-18-2004, 06:42 PM
You think his prison-bitch name will be "lube?" :rolleyes:

Gemby!
06-18-2004, 10:22 PM
im so young and innocent - i dont get why he had so much vasaline ..... :rolleyes:

maybe he has chapped lips :P

i dunno ! :lol:

keyser_soze
06-18-2004, 10:28 PM
Maybe he was having an affair and could'nt get his wedding ring of who knows?

Gemby!
06-18-2004, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by keyser_soze@18 June 2004 - 22:36
Maybe he was having an affair and could'nt get his wedding ring of who knows?
the endless posiblities !!! :rolleyes: