What Are You Then

[J'Pol]

Find out here (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=J%27Pol)

J'Pol is a toothbrush that looks like a fish! It has been featured in Star Trek and catches small fish.

[Spider_dude]

what i am (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=spider_dude)

spider_dude is a beermat that's slightly hallucinogenic and makes money fast.

[Cheese]

Withcheese (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=withcheese)

withcheese is a football that inflates balloons! :blink:

[Mr. Mulder]

Arcadia

Arcadia is a sticky label that changes colour to reflect your mood! It is voice-activated.

[brenda]

Brenda is waffle iron that disposes of kitchen waste! It keeps children amused.

I now feel competely useless :sadwalk:

[enoughfakefiles]

enoughfakefiles

enoughfakefiles is like a normal security camera, but it cuts through stone as if it were butter. :helpsmile:

[TheRealDave]

TheRealDave

TheRealDave is a banner advert that boosts self-confidence, keeps you warm at night and detects police sonar.




:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[ck-uk]

ck is a robotic dog that can be used as a metal detector! It can bring down an elephant and will drive you insane.

[j2k4]

j2k4
j2k4 is a towel! It moulds vegetables!

Wonderful-just wonderful. :huh:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by j2k4@19 June 2004 - 21:01
j2k4
j2k4 is a towel! It moulds vegetables!

Wonderful-just wonderful. :huh:
Do you re-shape them, or make them go off. :blink:

[sArA]

sara
sara is a letterbox that comes in seven different colours! It responds to ambient light changes.


I quite like that....... :lol:


wonder how much they are???


:lol: :lol: :lol:

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by TheRealDave@19 June 2004 - 19:41
TheRealDave

TheRealDave is a banner advert that boosts self-confidence, keeps you warm at night and detects police sonar.




:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
TheDave is a lunchbox that can interface with your webcam!
:P

[RPerry]

Rperry
Rperry is a samurai sword that can cook small meals! It automatically avoids obstacles.


Its all lies..... I cannot cook shit :lol:

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by RPerry@19 June 2004 - 22:13
I cannot cook shit :lol:
Can I suggest deep frying in batter.

The shit holds it's shape and moisture content that way.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Jon
Jon is a samurai sword that shoots laser beams and comes with its own storage kennel.

Cool :D

Jonno B)

[RPerry]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol+19 June 2004 - 16:22--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (J&#39;Pol @ 19 June 2004 - 16:22)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RPerry@19 June 2004 - 22:13
I cannot cook shit&nbsp; :lol:
Can I suggest deep frying in batter.

The shit holds it&#39;s shape and moisture content that way. [/b][/quote]
hmmmm

I&#39;ll never accept an invitation to dinner at your house :P

[DanB]

DanB

DanB is an eraser that cannot be removed from your house&#33;



:unsure:

[Mathea]

Mathea is a beermat that stays sharp forever&#33; It looks really, really good and can play chess.


Im a beer mat? :blink:

[RPerry]

Originally posted by Mathea@19 June 2004 - 17:10
Mathea is a beermat that stays sharp forever&#33; It looks really, really good and can play chess.


Im a beer mat? :blink:
don&#39;t know about the beer mat, but can you play chess ?

[Rat Faced]

Rat Faced

Rat Faced is a bedside table that asks trivia questions, has a human brain inside and blocks UV light.

[Mathea]

i know how but i hate it


i used to play when i was young

[J!GGY]

________________J&#33;GGY__________________
J&#33;GGY is a strain of bacteria that cleans itself&#33;

[RGX]

RGX

RGX is a rickshaw&#33; It does exactly what it says on the tin&#33;

[user123]

USER123 is like a normal golf club, but it can be used on the move. :blink: :lol:

[internet.news]

samsamsamsam is a cigarette lighter that quacks like a duck and flashes at intervals.

samsamsamsamsam is like a normal jetpack, but it can extinguish fires.

If only I&#39;d added one more :lol: :lol: :lol:



edit - ah I remember I did once but lost the pass for it :unsure:

[RGX]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@19 June 2004 - 23:15
samsamsamsam is a cigarette lighter that quacks like a duck and flashes at intervals.

samsamsamsamsam is like a normal jetpack, but it can extinguish fires.

If only I&#39;d added one more :lol: :lol: :lol:



edit - ah I remember I did once but lost the pass for it :unsure:
Theres such thing as a normal jetpack? :blink: