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hypoluxa3k
03-18-2003, 06:23 PM
how do you get the white man to cross the road?
you can't because the bastard is too bust changing light bulbs.
4play
03-18-2003, 06:26 PM
?
racer II
03-18-2003, 06:48 PM
???
sirhumpalot1996
03-18-2003, 07:48 PM
WTF??????????????????????????????????
scribblec
03-18-2003, 08:06 PM
that was lame
at least make it funny

ok racist joke not said for any offence

how do u get 100 jews in a phone box
put a can in it


how do u get them out
put the opener outside

ok lame

why do jews have big noses
because the air is free
hypoluxa3k
03-18-2003, 08:41 PM
you dumb fucks!

i guess the joke about the white man is more of a british thing.

it seems over here that there are a lot of 'how many (X) does it change to change a light bulb' jokes.
i think of it as a white boy thing.
get it?
scribblec
03-18-2003, 08:42 PM
i am from england u dumb fuck
and no it aint funny
dont uknow majority of britian is white
hypoluxa3k
03-18-2003, 08:43 PM
shit! i just realised the mistake!

how do you get the white man to cross the road?
you can't because the bastard is too BUSY changing light bulbs.
scribblec
03-18-2003, 08:54 PM
an improvement
i muss say
Spindulik
03-18-2003, 11:39 PM
I almost choked on my mayonaise sandwich on that one.
Chilly
03-18-2003, 11:46 PM
ok :(
kAb
03-18-2003, 11:49 PM
sorry :(
Acecool
03-18-2003, 11:55 PM
Racist lamers
Chilly
03-18-2003, 11:56 PM
Not being funny but i dont think we need Racist jokes on the board. <_<

This program is shared between different nationalities and religions, so be careful :(
imported_QuietSilence!
03-19-2003, 02:28 AM
awww but we can still diss the french thou .......
right :)
Z
03-19-2003, 06:12 AM
still not funny. :(

and yes, we can and will diss the french... :devil:
Spindulik
03-19-2003, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by lil_z@19 March 2003 - 07:12
still not funny. :(

and yes, we can and will diss the french... :devil:
You shouldn&#39;t make fun of our French buddies like that&#33;

Q. What do you call 100 men with their arms up in the air?
A. The French army (surrendering).



Okay&#33; Okay, don&#39;t be dis&#39;n me. It is better than the white joke that I still don&#39;t get.
Razz
03-19-2003, 11:25 AM
sorry i was to busy changing a lightbulb to laugh ....

but its nice to hear that we can alway diss the french :P
Leech_Killer
03-19-2003, 12:41 PM
The French tricolour flag needs to be abolish in favour of new flag: a white cross emblazoned on a white background

:D
ne1GotZardoz
03-19-2003, 12:47 PM
Originally posted by hypoluxa3k@18 March 2003 - 19:23
how do you get the white man to cross the road?
you can&#39;t because the bastard is too bust changing light bulbs.
Look...If you&#39;re going to be a racist, at least be good at it.

I mean, honestly.
Now if we had been "screwing lightbulbs" instead of screwing them in, that would be funny.:)
hypoluxa3k
03-19-2003, 07:26 PM
IT&#39;S A WHITE MAN THING&#33;&#33;&#33;

or is it english? yes, it&#39;s an english thing, cos us scots prefer jokes about...um...the english&#33;

and what&#39;s with the anti-french jokes?
Spindulik
03-19-2003, 07:39 PM
You can change this joke to any way you want (add a person&#39;s name in there if you want)...

Q. How long does it take to put in a light bulb?



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A. 5 seconds. And 2 hours to get it out... ...at the hospital