I Just Got Asked

[JONNO_CELEBS]

"Can you get a sidecar for your viagra?" :blink:

My head hurts :blink:

Jonno B)

[UcanRock2]

Have no use for Viagra...have no idea

[*goddess*]

:blink: WTF are you on??


;) Your head hurts cos we just cut ya open and the pain is transferring to there thro an electrical metamorphises thingamabob. :D

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by *goddess*@27 June 2004 - 09:03



electrical metamorphises thingamabob.
Hope they don't use that on me anytime soon

Thought EMT was a (Emergency Medical Technician)

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Well that may be the term in the real world, but this is the FST Lounge General Hospital.

;) All staff are terminally stupid and all patients end up being well...... terminated. :lol:

[UcanRock2]

So 911 doesn't work here...

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: Of course not silly, doesn't work in Australia either..... tho I heard some silly woman tried to dial it in New Zealand.

[UcanRock2]

What do you all "Australians" dial for emergency medical help?

[*goddess*]

000

:rolleyes: now I'm really gone this time. Seeya.

[benxuk]

Jonno? WTF? Who asked you? :smilie4:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Well there we were, me and a Baz talking about fixing my bike, he started joking about a sidecar <_< Then obviously forgot what my bike is (it&#39;s an 1100 Virago) and he kinda messed it up :lol:


"Can you get a sidecar for your viagra?"

:rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[benxuk]

I thought you were gonna revert to a different story, well saved&#33; :01:

[Skweeky]

Nothing wrong with sidecars. My dad used to do sidecar racing on a professional level :lol:

[GepperRankins]

why a virago? :o

ive never understood

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Ben...........You asked, I answered :)

@Skweeks........Exactly.......Your dad :lol:

@GR........Why not? It&#39;s big, it&#39;s loud, it has loads of chrome and can pull away in 5th gear, plus it will stand toe to toe with a blade over a 1/4 mile, and Virago is latin for Wild Woman B)

Jonno B)

[GepperRankins]

a gas guzzler that can drag race stuff half its size... doesn&#39;t go round corners though :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: I can throw my 1100 round corners fine :) Drag the pegs a bit but she sticks to the road :)
Plus it&#39;s shaft drive, and you can have 100 race bikes go down a street, no one will know what any of them are, cept a Chopper bang in the middle :)

What you got then? :)

Jonno B)

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 June 2004 - 18:21
:blink: I can throw my 1100 round corners fine :) Drag the pegs a bit but she sticks to the road :)
Plus it&#39;s shaft drive, and you can have 100 race bikes go down a street, no one will know what any of them are, cept a Chopper bang in the middle :)

What you got then? :)

Jonno B)
nothing :angry:


you just made me furious again, hope youre happy :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: LMFAO :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

I&#39;d still take a race bike... Sorry Jonno hon, but I like the handling and agility. Plus, I couldn&#39;t handle a huge bike like yours. I love Harleys, and old Indians, but I&#39;m too little. Stick me on a ZX-600 or maybe even a GSX-R 750 - even that&#39;s a huge stretch though.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Love to see you mount a bike :D Something about that :D

I had a go on a GSXR 750 WT, with a nitro on it :ph34r:
Scary shit man, top end 242mph tested&#33; :helpsmile:
I got into 3rd gear but could&#39;nt keep the front wheel down :lol:
90mph.......3rd gear :ph34r:

I like my bike :D

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Well you have to remember, I&#39;m only 5&#39;2"... so I can&#39;t handle a really big bike. Not that I&#39;ll ever get another one, I&#39;m a responsible mom now... I&#39;ll have to get a minivan soon :rolleyes:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I know you&#39;re little, you could&#39;nt even reach the handle bars on my bike, my mum is same hieght as you and she can&#39;t without laying across the tank :lol:

You could get another bike :) As long as you careful <_<

What would you get if you did? :)

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

I have no idea, it&#39;s been so long since I&#39;ve even sat one one. There was one out a few years ago that I drooled over, the Yamaha GTS 1000, but it was way too big for me. I don&#39;t know really. I haven&#39;t been to the bike show in about 5 years. :ph34r:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I think an R6 would suit you :D Red and blue :D

Or go retro and get a Goose :D Coooooool :01:

Jonno B)

[Rat Faced]

I think Nikki would NEED a Big Bike.

:rolleyes:

http://www.javatattooclub.org/motorbike.jpg

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: Thats so acurate :lol: :lol:

Jonno B)