Don't You Just Hate That

[JONNO_CELEBS]

6 lighters and no fecking gas :frusty:

Lighting off the cooker <_< Why the feck have I not got any gas? :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[internet.news]

Try using the element in the kettle


suggesting it because I did once and had my head stuck for ages :ph34r:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Could be hard, can&#39;t find kettle :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by samsamsamsam@28 June 2004 - 00:29
Try using the element in the kettle


suggesting it because I did once and had my head stuck for ages :ph34r:
or the toaster, easier i would think and more portable than the cooker

[JONNO_CELEBS]

S&#39;ok, I&#39;ve made a little fire in a pot :D

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 June 2004 - 00:34
S&#39;ok, I&#39;ve made a little fire in a pot :D

Jonno B)
Good to see you&#39;ve went with the safe option.
Make sure that insurance is up to date :ph34r:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah it&#39;s fine, I got some petrol in the bottom of the pot to keep it burning for a bit :) And dropped a couple of parafin blocks in too, s&#39;ok cos if it gets out of cotrol I&#39;ll chuck my drink over it :) .....Whiskey :D

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 June 2004 - 00:39
Yeah it&#39;s fine, I got some petrol in the bottom of the pot to keep it burning for a bit :) And dropped a couple of parafin blocks in too, s&#39;ok cos if it gets out of cotrol I&#39;ll chuck my drink over it :) .....Whiskey :D

Jonno B)
Just make sure there&#39;s enough petrol to keep it burning while you sleep, nothing worse than not being able to have a smoke first thing in the morning.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Good Idea&#33;&#33; :01:

I&#39;ll go get a bucket, I got a waterproof wooden bucket somewhere :D

Cor good job you here, might have been disatrous :ph34r:

I used to play with fire waaaaaaay too much :ph34r: :01:

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 June 2004 - 00:45
I used to play with fire waaaaaaay too much :ph34r: :01:

Jonno B)
Don&#39;t play with it, just make sure it has plenty of fuel and it&#39;ll be a friend for life :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Ok so now you&#39;re starting to worry me :unsure:

You&#39;re a pirodude ain&#39;t ya <_<

Jonno B)

[callum]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@28 June 2004 - 00:52
Ok so now you&#39;re starting to worry me :unsure:

You&#39;re a pirodude ain&#39;t ya <_<

Jonno B)
No, just trying to make sure you have a light for the morning and a warm toasty feeling while you sleep :)

[Mathea]

i heard covering it with some newpapers and gasoline soaked rags is a good idea too

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:o You trying to get me to burn my house down, I&#39;m gonna take a tablet right now to get rid of you :unsure:

:01: FIRE&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :01:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

:lol: no im only trying to help

[JONNO_CELEBS]

*puts hands over ears*

She&#39;s not real, she&#39;s not real, it&#39;s all in your fire....I mean mind :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Mathea]

/me calls the fire department



no matter what is said, there is NO fire at Jonno&#39;s... its a prank... he can scream real well too, ignore it :devil:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:unsure: That&#39;s not funny :unsure:

Erm.....I&#39;m kinda concerend that me chair is kinda.....on.....erm......Fire :helpsmile:

Ooo quick, roll a fag :01: :D

Jonno B)

[brenda]

:flame:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:01: FIRE&#33;&#33; :01:

Jonno B)

[brenda]

and it burns burns burns
....... the ring of fire
............the ring of fire&#33;

:music1:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by brenda@28 June 2004 - 01:46
and it burns burns burns
....... the ring of fire
............the ring of fire&#33;

:music1:
johnny cash is about as close to belief in god as i have


seein that made my night

[brenda]

Johnny Cash is teh dude :D

and I base this only on the 3 tunes that I have