Has Anyone Here Ever Been..................

[brenda]

...........a male escort :D

[Yogi]

Why?? Do you need one??? :P

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by brenda@29 June 2004 - 19:26
...........a male escort :D
sorry i cant help you there ....

*meet you in five minutes ;)*

[brenda]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing@29 June 2004 - 19:34
Why?? Do you need one??? :P
well yes but they are so expensive!!! It seems that the going rate is £45 !!!

extortionate !!!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by brenda@29 June 2004 - 19:26
...........a male escort :D
No, but I have been a Fiesta :lol: :ph34r:

Someone had to :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[brenda]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+30 June 2004 - 00:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 30 June 2004 - 00:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brenda@29 June 2004 - 19:26
...........a male escort&nbsp; :D
No, but I have been a Fiesta :lol: :ph34r:

Someone had to :ph34r:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
is that like a boy that you pay to party, a party-boy ?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

erm......no it&#39;s a car :blink:

Or Kitchen roll depending on how old you are :lol:

Jonno B)

[brenda]

I want an escort not a car.......... or any kitchen roll :lol:

An escort with a car would be handy

cant think where the kitchen roll would come in though :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Hey what about an Escort in an Escort? :blink:

Wearing a kitchen towel suit :unsure:

Jonno B)

[brenda]

hhhmmmm, I think I&#39;d have to get paid by the hour to be seen with him :lol:

[BigDaddy555]

Brenda is a spammer.... :D

[brenda]

hahahaha&#33; hello you :) yes you&#39;re not wrong - I am in a spammy mood, I keep thinking that I should go to bed but I appear to be trapped here

[benxuk]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+30 June 2004 - 00:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 30 June 2004 - 00:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brenda@29 June 2004 - 19:26
...........a male escort&nbsp; :D
No, but I have been a Fiesta :lol: :ph34r:

Someone had to :ph34r:

Jonno B) [/b][/quote]
Though I tend to ignite most of your posts for reasons I cannot share, I like the Fiesta
thing :lol:

[bujub22]

Originally posted by brenda@29 June 2004 - 15:26
...........a male escort :D
no but i think they perfer the term gigalo better ;) :lol:

[benxuk]

Do you mean -

A male who escorts?

...or a escorter of just males?

[j2k4]

Originally posted by brenda@29 June 2004 - 14:26
...........a male escort&nbsp; :D
Actually, yes-

A bon vivante escort, which is a slightly grander incarnation of accompaniment, to be sure.

I had to give it up when I was espied en flagrante by my future ex-wife. ;)

[brenda]

Originally posted by benxuk@30 June 2004 - 02:19
Do you mean -

A male who escorts?

...or a escorter of just males?
a male who escorts ladies to social events

[Yogi]

Originally posted by brenda+30 June 2004 - 13:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda &#064; 30 June 2004 - 13:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-benxuk@30 June 2004 - 02:19
Do you mean -

A male who escorts?

...or a escorter of just males?
a male who escorts ladies to social events [/b][/quote]
What social event did you have in mind???


I am more then willing to be your escort at the match in portugal tonight.... :lol:


Me being the escort, you will have to pay for the trip and tickets ofcourse.... :P


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YoScort

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Did you lose something Yogi? :unsure:

You need a long stick? :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Spider_dude]

i wish yogi would stop posting pictures of himself, the images are upsetting my dog whoi thinks he&#39;s a mentalist who should lay off smoking the pancakes.

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@30 June 2004 - 13:41
i wish yogi would stop posting pictures of himself, the images are upsetting my dog whoi thinks he&#39;s a mentalist who should lay off smoking the pancakes.
You post my pic every time you post.......

So:

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[brenda]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+30 June 2004 - 11:14--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 30 June 2004 - 11:14)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by brenda@30 June 2004 - 13:07
<!--QuoteBegin-benxuk@30 June 2004 - 02:19
Do you mean -

A male who escorts?

...or a escorter of just males?
a male who escorts ladies to social events
What social event did you have in mind???


I am more then willing to be your escort at the match in portugal tonight.... :lol:


Me being the escort, you will have to pay for the trip and tickets ofcourse.... :P


I know you will enjoy my social skills&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;





















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YoScort [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

the social event in question is a couple of live bands in London

I never doubted your social skills for a minute :lol: ............ mine on the other hand are abismal, hence me requireing an escort :lol:

(however, my social skills are not as bad as my seplling)

[Canti]

Well, I&#39;m male and I&#39;ve been escorted out of a lot of places......
Does that count?