hippychick
06-30-2004, 03:49 AM
This is hilarious.........
>
> Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
> This is a true story ...
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to
>her
> car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
>
> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
> scream at the top of her voice, I have a gun, and I know how to
>use
>it!
>Get
> out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
>
> They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then
>proceeded to
> load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into
>driver's
> seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
>ignition.
>
> She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
>
> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
>spaces
> farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
>Police
> station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
>laughing.
>
> He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
>were
> reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
>white,
> less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
>carrying a
>large
> handgun.
>
> No charges were filed.
>
> Don't mess with Grandma!!!!?
> This is a true story ...
>
> An elderly Florida lady did her shopping, and upon returning to
>her
> car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.
>
> She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to
> scream at the top of her voice, I have a gun, and I know how to
>use
>it!
>Get
> out of the car!" the four men didn't wait for a second invitation.
>
> They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then
>proceeded to
> load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into
>driver's
> seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
>ignition.
>
> She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why.
>
> A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five
>spaces
> farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and drove to the
>Police
> station. The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop
>laughing.
>
> He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
>were
> reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as
>white,
> less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and
>carrying a
>large
> handgun.
>
> No charges were filed.