British Telecom Eat Poo And Die!

[Mr. Mulder]

I went for a job interview at BT to work on directory enquiries. I got there, answered their hundreds of questions, filled out a mountain of paper work, did the online exam and the written. They said that they’d phone within the week – that was almost two flucking weeks ago! All that work for nothing! :angry:

I’m gonna prank call them all day, that’ll learn em :shifty:

[GepperRankins]

Originally posted by Arcadia@3 July 2004 - 09:51
I went for a job interview at BT to work on directory enquiries. I got there, answered their hundreds of questions, filled out a mountain of paper work, did the online exam and the written. They said that they’d phone within the week – that was almost two flucking weeks ago! All that work for nothing! :angry:

I’m gonna prank call them all day, that’ll learn em :shifty:
same thing just happened to our ben.

think back, did you answer every quesion with "meh"?

[Mr. Mulder]

"meh"

"probably"

"I am teh hard worker!!11!!!111" :01:

[ck-uk]

no loss anyway arcadia!!them jobs are too tedious!! stuck behind a comp saying hello allday!!

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Arcadia@3 July 2004 - 09:59
"meh"

"probably"

"I am teh hard worker!!11!!!111" :01:
Here's another no-no:


Q. How many days off sick did you have last year?

A. All of them.

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by ck-uk@3 July 2004 - 10:16
no loss anyway arcadia!!them jobs are too tedious!! stuck behind a comp saying hello allday!!
Yeah they're pretty shit, but once you've been there a while you can make something like a tenner an hour, just by answering the phone.



@cheese - it was three months, liver problems :rolleyes: ...got to work from home though :01:

[GepperRankins]

i'm taking an aapplication form in to currys today. is it ok iif i say i left mcdonalds cos the shift manager was sock cooker? :unsure:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Arcadia+3 July 2004 - 10:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 3 July 2004 - 10:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ck&#045;uk@3 July 2004 - 10:16
no loss anyway arcadia&#33;&#33;them jobs are too tedious&#33;&#33; stuck behind a comp saying hello allday&#33;&#33;
Yeah they&#39;re pretty shit, but once you&#39;ve been there a while you can make something like a tenner an hour, just by answering the phone.



@cheese - it was three months, liver problems :rolleyes: ...got to work from home though :01: [/b][/quote]
I was being jocular, but sorry to hear that.

My worst ever interview was for a local pub and I was asked, "Weren&#39;t you sacked from your last job for fighting?"

My answer: "Yeah, but I was off duty."

I didn&#39;t get the job. :(

[ck-uk]

yea mate its good for paying bills&#33;&#33;,,i could never doit&#33;&#33;drive me insane&#33;&#33;

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by Withcheese@3 July 2004 - 10:27
I was being jocular,
your trying to cyber? :smilie4:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Arcadia+3 July 2004 - 10:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 3 July 2004 - 10:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Withcheese@3 July 2004 - 10:27
I was being jocular,
your trying to cyber? :smilie4: [/b][/quote]
Always. I have a gep quote to fill. :01:

[Voetsek]

I had my own company did OK no need to work life is sweet me I am no wage slave