hippychick
07-06-2004, 03:32 AM
Bartenders Psychology:
> Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
>
> Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
>
> The results:
>
> Drink: Beer
> Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
> Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>
> Drink: Blender Drinks
> Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
> Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>
> Drink: Mixed Drinks
> Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
> Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
>
>
> Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
> Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
> Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
>
>
> Drink: White Zinfandel
> Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
> Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
>
>
> Drink: Shots
> Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
> totally drunk. and naked.
> Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
> Drink: Tequila
> No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
>
>
>
>
> THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
> The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
>
>
> Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
>
> Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>
> Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
>
>
> Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
>
>
> Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
>
> White Zinfandel: He's gay
> Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
>
> Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts.
>
> The results:
>
> Drink: Beer
> Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
> Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
>
>
> Drink: Blender Drinks
> Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
> Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
>
>
> Drink: Mixed Drinks
> Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
> Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
>
>
> Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
> Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
> Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
>
>
> Drink: White Zinfandel
> Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
> Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
>
>
> Drink: Shots
> Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get
> totally drunk. and naked.
> Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
>
>
> Drink: Tequila
> No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
>
>
>
>
> THEN, there is the MALE addendum ----
> The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
>
>
> Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
>
>
> Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
>
>
> Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
>
>
> Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
>
>
> Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
>
>
> White Zinfandel: He's gay