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j2k4

07-07-2004, 08:33 PM

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over
her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an
act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,"
she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off

clocker

07-07-2004, 10:30 PM

You WILL go to Hell, you know that don't you?

hobbes

07-07-2004, 10:44 PM

Originally posted by clocker@7 July 2004 - 20:38
You WILL go to Hell, you that don't you?
no, I didn't "know".

Illuminati

07-07-2004, 11:18 PM

:lol:

kaiweiler

07-08-2004, 12:02 AM

;)
Funny....

j2k4

07-08-2004, 12:33 AM

Originally posted by kaiweiler@7 July 2004 - 19:10
;)
Funny....
I thought so. :)

vidcc

07-08-2004, 04:16 AM

http://home.fuse.net/montpd/oral.jpg

cpt_azad

07-08-2004, 04:44 AM

Originally posted by hobbes+7 July 2004 - 14:52--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hobbes @ 7 July 2004 - 14:52)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@7 July 2004 - 20:38
You WILL go to Hell, you that don't you?
no, I didn't "know". [/b][/quote]
lmfao :lol:

ZaZu

07-08-2004, 07:27 AM

Originally posted by j2k4@7 July 2004 - 16:41
"God...if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you,"
she prayed.

And just like that, her ears fell off
ears....ok...I get it :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ears fell....I see....off...