The Lounge Football Team

[Cheese]

We're looking for applications for a Lounge Football Team (Soccer). We need cover for every position and also will need a coach, manager, ball-boys, and someone to clean the boots after the match.

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Withcheese/summer038.jpg

Please express your interest here and what postion you want. Trials start next week. :01:

[internet.news]

I prefer centre midfield but won cups in right midfielsd when younger adn I can dribble

[fatality]

mid field centre

[ahctlucabbuS]

Sign me up as the boot cleaner :lol:

[manker]

I want to be on the right wing cos I have a physique like Christiano Ronaldo :01:

[Aaron_T]

Keeper, i have safe hands :lol:

[manker]

Originally posted by Azzz@8 July 2004 - 10:23
Keeper, i have safe hands :lol:
isn't that secondry school slang for "I'm shit but want to play too"? :P

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by manker+8 July 2004 - 09:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 8 July 2004 - 09:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@8 July 2004 - 10:23
Keeper, i have safe hands&nbsp; :lol:
isn&#39;t that secondry school slang for "I&#39;m shit but want to play too"? :P [/b][/quote]
yeah :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Can I play centre forward defence? :unsure:

I would like to play in the team, will be lots of fun :D

What game is it again? :) Netball?

Jonno B)

[Illuminati]

I&#39;ll try out for the manager position - I can talk a load of shit, punch cocky journalists, create tactics that don&#39;t work, and shout more obscenities than even a Northerner can be expected to shout in 90 minutes.

In other words, like the typical Premiership manager :lol: :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

That makes us the perfect team, cos you can shout shit, and none of us listen, so we right up there with England :D

We need a retarded penalty taker just in case we come up against a really crap team so we can get our arses kicked :01:

Jonno B)

[{I}{K}{E}]

right midfield

[manker]

Originally posted by manker@8 July 2004 - 10:21
I want to be on the right wing cos I have a physique like Christiano Ronaldo&nbsp; :01:
{I}{K}{E}

right midfield

hrm. I have a rival :boxing:

[ang3968]

can I be ball boy erm... girl?? B)

[J!GGY]

I&#39;l be the coach because im S.M.A.R.T :)

[DanB]

Originally posted by J&#33;GGY@8 July 2004 - 13:05
I&#39;l be the coach because im S.M.A.R.T :)
:lol: :lol: :lol:

You can be teh water boy ;)

[J!GGY]

How about the guy who blocks the ball.

[MicroScreen2]

lilmiss can drive the team bus :01:

i think i&#39;d better sit this one out, ive been compared to beckham on kicking

[manker]

Originally posted by J&#33;GGY@8 July 2004 - 12:08
How about the guy who blocks the ball.
the de-fensive goaltender?

[J!GGY]

Yeah I&#39;ll do that.

[manker]

OK, we&#39;ll bring you on in the third session interlude. or sooner if the time-out strategy is 76&#39;d

[MicroScreen2]

i was always the goal keeper at school. i didnt realise it was supposed to be the boring role

[Afronaut]

Im too old for Field and i know "almost" all the rules so i would make a really bad
on the Moderation Team too.

Maybe a Team-Mascot or somesuch?

Supporter, no?

And where&#39;s teh cheerleaders? We do have &#39;em right?

:ph34r:

[ck-uk]

right midfield or forward&#33;&#33;

[MicroScreen2]

Originally posted by Guitar&#045;Slinger@8 July 2004 - 12:16
Im too old for Field and i know "almost" all the rules so i would make a really bad
on the Moderation Team too.

Maybe a Macot or somesuch?

Supporter, no?

And where&#39;s teh cheerleaders? We do have &#39;em right?

:ph34r:
no cheerleaders. this is football


wow that would make a good name for a game or something :shifty:

[Proper Bo]

I&#39;ll be teenage whizzkid upfront then shall I? :D

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@8 July 2004 - 12:39
I&#39;ll be teenage whizzkid upfront then shall I? :D
Better off on the bench probably. Or perhaps just not there.

[MicroScreen2]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@8 July 2004 - 12:39
I&#39;ll be teenage whizzkid upfront then shall I? :D
bare in mind you get all the blame when we lose :D

[SillyRumours]

am I the only left-footed player? so i&#39;ll play anywhere on the left preferably left-back/with freedom to roam into centre forward :01: , not left-back in the changing rooms though <_<

[DanB]

I think its Bo that will be left back in the changing rooms

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by danb@8 July 2004 - 13:51
I think its Bo that will be left back in the changing rooms
Feck arf&#33; I&#39;m a geordie, we can naturally play football :rolleyes:

And in the last 5 or so years, there have been 3 footballers from my school/college (6th form) who have played for england (albeit at different levels)
Steven Taylor, Michael Bridges, anybody? :D

[J'Pol]

I am too aged to play alongside you young bucks.

However as I am entirely impartial, in all things I would make a damn fine ref.

I also have my own Acme Thunderer.

[bindi]

I have never played a game of football before in my life, but as it&#39;s the lounge football team you are recruiting I&#39;m sure I will be fantastic in whatever position on the field I end up with. :D

[Spider_dude]

i used to play forward. then when i started working saturdays i played 7 a-side on sunday, monday, tuesday nights. then i started working nights, so now i don&#39;t play at all, and am dying for a game.

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:09
lilmiss can drive the team bus


Honoured.....I guess. :01:



No chewing
No chanting
No drinking
No smoking
...And shut up, down the back&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Aaron_T]

i wanna be chairman :D :D :lol: :lol:



well that or centre forward :unsure:

[Proper Bo]

Originally posted by lilmiss+8 July 2004 - 18:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 8 July 2004 - 18:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:09
lilmiss can drive the&nbsp; team bus


Honoured.....I guess. :01:



No chewing
No chanting
No drinking
No smoking
...And shut up, down the back&#33;&#33;&#33; [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m not playing if she&#39;s driving us to away matches :blink:

[MicroScreen2]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee+8 July 2004 - 17:18--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Proper Bo, I tell thee @ 8 July 2004 - 17:18)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lilmiss@8 July 2004 - 18:04
<!--QuoteBegin-MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:09
lilmiss can drive the team bus


Honoured.....I guess. :01:



No chewing
No chanting
No drinking
No smoking
...And shut up, down the back&#33;&#33;&#33;
I&#39;m not playing if she&#39;s driving us to away matches :blink: [/b][/quote]
wheres home? <_<

[Proper Bo]

The asda car park in benton :)

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@8 July 2004 - 17:18
I&#39;m not playing if she&#39;s driving us to away matches :blink:
What makes you think I would let you on me bus anyways?
You get gagged, put in a broon bag and tied to the top as a mascot. :D

[Proper Bo]

ATTEMPT <s>THREE</s> FOUR:

I don&#39;t think you&#39;d be able to manage that on your own :rolleyes:

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[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@8 July 2004 - 16:54
ATTEMPT <s>THREE</s> FOUR:

I don&#39;t think you&#39;d be able to manage that on your own :rolleyes:

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now, now&#33;


calm it sonny <_<

:lol:

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@8 July 2004 - 17:54
I don&#39;t think you&#39;d be able to manage that on your own :rolleyes:

Thats why I have devised a cunning plan. :ph34r:
It involves a bear trap, a joint and a cattle prod.


N if that doesnt work, I&#39;ll use pure muscle. :01: :frusty:

[SillyRumours]

Hmmm, i&#39;ve drawn up a early squad list:


.............................MicroScreen2 (Gk)

.............................J&#33;GGY(DC)........Bindi(DC?).....SillyRumours(LB)

Manker(MR)..........Sam4(MC).........Fatality(MC)
IKE(MR)

Proper Bo(CF)....Jonno(CF/DC)......CK-UK(CF)....Spider-dude(FC)..Azzz(FC)

Five upfront, we can&#39;t lose, oh wait, how many in a football team?

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by SillyRumours@8 July 2004 - 17:02
Hmmm, i&#39;ve drawn up a early squad list:


.............................MicroScreen2 (Gk)

.............................J&#33;GGY(DC)........Bindi(DC?).....SillyRumours(LB)

Manker(MR)..........Sam4(MC).........Fatality(MC)
IKE(MR)

Proper Bo(CF)....Jonno(CF/DC)......CK-UK(CF)....Spider-dude(FC)..Azzz(FC)

Five upfront, we can&#39;t lose, oh wait, how many in a football team?
1 too many i say we sub spider dude :P :lol:

[J'Pol]

The old 335 formation eh

Haven&#39;t seeen that for a while.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by J&#39;Pol@8 July 2004 - 17:14
The old 335 formation eh

Haven&#39;t seeen that for a while.
:lol:

[enoughfakefiles]

Can i play up front,i thought i did pretty well when we had a game in the lounge before. :01: :lol:

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by Azzz+8 July 2004 - 18:07--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 8 July 2004 - 18:07)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SillyRumours@8 July 2004 - 17:02
Hmmm, i&#39;ve drawn up a early squad list:


.............................MicroScreen2 (Gk)

.............................J&#33;GGY(DC)........Bindi(DC?).....SillyRumours(LB)

Manker(MR)..........Sam4(MC).........Fatality(MC)
IKE(MR)

Proper Bo(CF)....Jonno(CF/DC)......CK-UK(CF)....Spider-dude(FC)..Azzz(FC)

Five upfront, we can&#39;t lose, oh wait, how many in a football team?
1 too many i say we sub spider dude :P :lol: [/b][/quote]
can you count? 13 is 2 too many. i suggest killing you.

[bindi]

Originally posted by Spider_dude+8 July 2004 - 21:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Spider_dude @ 8 July 2004 - 21:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Azzz@8 July 2004 - 18:07
<!--QuoteBegin-SillyRumours@8 July 2004 - 17:02
Hmmm, i&#39;ve drawn up a early squad list:


.............................MicroScreen2 (Gk)

.............................J&#33;GGY(DC)........Bindi(DC?).....SillyRumours(LB)

Manker(MR)..........Sam4(MC).........Fatality(MC)
IKE(MR)

Proper Bo(CF)....Jonno(CF/DC)......CK-UK(CF)....Spider-dude(FC)..Azzz(FC)

Five upfront, we can&#39;t lose, oh wait, how many in a football team?
1 too many i say we sub spider dude :P :lol:
can you count? 13 is 2 too many. i suggest killing you. [/b][/quote]
Oh wow&#33;

I got a position&#33;

Now, do I need to know any rules or anything like that? And tell me exactly what DC means as far as how hard I have to work. And when is our first match? And who are we playing against? And do we need to practise first?



I feel a win coming :lol:


C&#39;mon the Loungers&#33;&#33;&#33;

[SillyRumours]

bindi you&#39;re playing centre-back, all you have to do is kick whoever has the ball in the shins, except us

[Cheese]

Originally posted by SillyRumours@8 July 2004 - 18:02
Hmmm, i&#39;ve drawn up a early squad list:


.............................MicroScreen2 (Gk)

.............................J&#33;GGY(DC)........Bindi(DC?).....SillyRumours(LB)

Manker(MR)..........Sam4(MC).........Fatality(MC)
IKE(MR)

Proper Bo(CF)....Jonno(CF/DC)......CK-UK(CF)....Spider-dude(FC)..Azzz(FC)

Five upfront, we can&#39;t lose, oh wait, how many in a football team?
Dammit Darth I was gonna do that. :P :lol: :P

[{I}{K}{E}]

Put manker in the defence ;)

we can do a 4-4-3 system :unsure:

[Cheese]

As for training I suggest you all download and watch the excellent Shaolin Soccer, if you can play like those guys we can take on the world (except for Greece...). :01:

http://www.thezreview.co.uk/posters/posterimages/shaolinsoccer.jpg

[manker]

Originally posted by {I}{K}{E}@9 July 2004 - 13:31
Put manker in the defence ;)

we can do a 4-4-3 system :unsure:
I&#39;ll go along with that, I dont want to be worrying about having {I}{K}{E} behind me :o :unsure:

[tralalala]

i would want to be the Manager (the coach... <_< ).


I know i can control all of you in some way, so let me have that job... ok Cheese?



Rafi :lol:

[{I}{K}{E}]

Jonno and CK-UK will be number 12 and 13 ;)

[tralalala]

we need Jonno as the number 12 player, as he will be our smoothest player on the pitch, so he&#39;ll charm his way to the goal...


as for CK-UK.. he&#39;ll sub Jonno after 3 minutes or so :lol:


well Cheese? have i been accepted as the team manager yet...?

[lynx]

I&#39;ll put myself up as club chairman.

And since we haven&#39;t won a match so far this season, we&#39;ll need a new manager.

Sorry, Tralalala, it&#39;s your own fault, you haven&#39;t even gone out and bought any players yet&#33;

Football is a cruel game. :lol:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala@9 July 2004 - 14:08
we need Jonno as the number 12 player, as he will be our smoothest player on the pitch, so he&#39;ll charm his way to the goal...


as for CK-UK.. he&#39;ll sub Jonno after 3 minutes or so :lol:


well Cheese? have i been accepted as the team manager yet...?
Yup, you are our new Claudio Ranieri... :01: :blink:

[bindi]

Originally posted by SillyRumours@9 July 2004 - 13:28
bindi you&#39;re playing centre-back, all you have to do is kick whoever has the ball in the shins, except us
Excellent, I can handle that.


I have been practising for the past few hours, nearly everyone in my neighbourhood is limping now.



There is definitely a win in the air for us :lol:

[tralalala]

Claudio Ranieri...??? bloody hell...

anyway, we dont need a high budget. as were getting players for free (i got 13 vouchers for a "free footy player for your team" at the local fairground) :)


and you cant fire me... a) we havnet played a game yet (season hasnt started) B) im the manager&#33;&#33; no one fires the manager&#33;&#33; i have full control&#33;&#33; muahahahaha

right Cheese? :unsure:



:lol: :lol:



Rafi

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

I should be In goal&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

See....


Billy Thomson ak.a. Billy the Fish (1985)

From his position of goalkeeper Billy Thomson often leaps like a salmon. This isn&#39;t a mere football cliché, however, it&#39;s because he probably is one. Well, half a one anyway. Born half-human, half-piscine, Billy the Fish is Viz&#39;s adult answer to Roy of the Rovers. Sporting a permed mullet to match Kevin Keegan&#39;s in its pomp, he floats in the air for Fulchester United alongside team-mates Johnny X, the invisible striker, and Brown Fox, the Red Indian brave - who once committed the unusual foul of &#39;breast ball&#39;. Billy briefly played with singers Shakin&#39; Stevens and Mick Hucknall out of Simply Red, who also had spells at Fulchester.

Extract from... Top Ten Comic Book Footballers (http://observer.guardian.co.uk/osm/story/0,6903,1093419,00.html)

[tralalala]

ok you can be the number one sub goalkeeper.

now we need some reserves...

how about Skweeky? :D

[BILLY-THE-FISH]

Originally posted by tralalala@9 July 2004 - 19:31
ok you can be the number one sub goalkeeper.

now we need some reserves...

how about Skweeky? :D
Don&#39;t be so..... so Fishist&#39;
Ha ha :lol: :lol:

Ok I&#39;ll be Sub... cos I like it underwater&#33;&#33;&#33; Sorry :unsure:

[Prodigy Girl]

Originally posted by MicroScreen2+8 July 2004 - 07:21--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MicroScreen2 &#064; 8 July 2004 - 07:21)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-Guitar&#045;Slinger@8 July 2004 - 12:16
Im too old for Field and i know "almost" all the rules so i would make a really bad
on the Moderation Team too.

Maybe a Macot or somesuch?

Supporter, no?

And where&#39;s teh cheerleaders?&nbsp; We do have &#39;em right?

&nbsp; :ph34r:
no cheerleaders. this is football


wow that would make a good name for a game or something :shifty:[/b][/quote]


Oh, I wanna be a cheerleader... (I never got the chance in high school) :&#39;(


But yeah, I guess there aren&#39;t any in football/soccer. So I&#39;ll just sit in the crowd, or maybe collect tickets or something. B)

[manker]

Originally posted by Prodigy Girl+10 July 2004 - 01:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Prodigy Girl @ 10 July 2004 - 01:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 07:21
<!--QuoteBegin-Guitar&#045;Slinger@8 July 2004 - 12:16
Im too old for Field and i know "almost" all the rules so i would make a really bad
on the Moderation Team too.

Maybe a Macot or somesuch?

Supporter, no?

And where&#39;s teh cheerleaders? We do have &#39;em right?

:ph34r:
no cheerleaders. this is football


wow that would make a good name for a game or something :shifty:


Oh, I wanna be a cheerleader... (I never got the chance in high school) :&#39;(


But yeah, I guess there aren&#39;t any in football/soccer. So I&#39;ll just sit in the crowd, or maybe collect tickets or something. B) [/b][/quote]
there are cheerleaders of sorts in football, before every premiership game there are lots of sky dolly birds dancing around in their skimpies.

I dont think they do a lot during the games but perhaps they double as some after match roasting aid, you could do that prodigy girl o:) :shifty:

[kaiweiler]

Originally posted by Prodigy Girl+9 July 2004 - 21:48--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Prodigy Girl @ 9 July 2004 - 21:48)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 07:21
<!--QuoteBegin-Guitar&#045;Slinger@8 July 2004 - 12:16
Im too old for Field and i know "almost" all the rules so i would make a really bad
on the Moderation Team too.

Maybe a Macot or somesuch?

Supporter, no?

And where&#39;s teh cheerleaders?&nbsp; We do have &#39;em right?

&nbsp; :ph34r:
no cheerleaders. this is football


wow that would make a good name for a game or something :shifty:


Oh, I wanna be a cheerleader... (I never got the chance in high school) :&#39;(


But yeah, I guess there aren&#39;t any in football/soccer. So I&#39;ll just sit in the crowd, or maybe collect tickets or something. B) [/b][/quote]
You can be one of the chicks that stand in the crowds and flash people&#33; :lol:
same idea as a cheerleader ;)

[tralalala]

were the Lounge footy team&#33;&#33; we can have whatever we went&#33;&#33;

prodigy girl, go get some more gals so you can make up our cheerleading "band"? :lol:

Rafi


p.s: we also need someone to sell programmes for games...



p.p.s: when does the league start? :huh:

[tralalala]

right im not bumping this topic to the top of the lounge, im KICKING it to there... :lol:

we need some designers that will design the players&#39; strips, me, the managers, suit, the cheerleader stuff...

oh and the boots and ball :)



Rafi

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala@12 July 2004 - 19:57
right im not bumping this topic to the top of the lounge, im KICKING it to there... :lol:

we need some designers that will design the players&#39; strips, me, the managers, suit, the cheerleader stuff...

oh and the boots and ball :)



Rafi
The team is in mourning until Sam4 is freed. :01:

[tralalala]

nah, lets have a sort of charity non-profit match for Sam, and only then will we get back to the usual league matches :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by tralalala@12 July 2004 - 20:00
nah, lets have a sort of charity non-profit match for Sam, and only then will we get back to the usual league matches :)
Spam Aid?

I like it. :01:

[tralalala]

darn now we need 2 after all our squad again&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;


round up ya&#39;ll, were just before a very imprtant match guys...&#33;&#33; (pep talk...)