Britney Was My Sex-mad Bride

[ZaZu]

Britney Spears bedded her childhood sweetheart "like an animal", then wrecked his life with a 55-hour marriage that stunned the world.

Now, in a world exclusive interview, husband Jason Alexander details every moment of the sex, the proposal, their Vegas wedding and his humiliation as furious family and lawyers prised them apart.

Jason revealed that Britney proposed to him as she lay naked in his arms. And she was so excited when he said "Yes", she rushed him down the aisle without stopping to put her knickers on.

"We knew what was going to happen," he said. "Britney started stripping off her clothes as she walked into the suite. Then we started kissing.

"She got down to just her black thong and a see-through lace bra. I've never seen a woman look more stunning.

"I wanted to make love to her and she wasn't shy in showing what she wanted. We started off in the bedroom kissing. She was good at that—she was good at everything. She was an animal in bed.

"We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us.

"We made love in her bed, her shower and her bath," said Jason, 22. "She asked me to marry her but when her lawyers demanded I end our marriage she didn't stop them—and it caused chaos in my life."



Source (http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news1.shtml)

[clocker]

It's always heartening to see another example of good ole chivalry.

[{I}{K}{E}]

I think alot of people are jealous because he slept with Britney Spears.

On the other side.. he makes money to tell to the press when and what kind of sex they had.. thats a bit childish

[manker]

It's been at least a week since the last tabloid celebrity sex tape shocker. Here's hoping eh?

[Smith]

that lucky bastard

[Alex H]

Damn! He gets money and she is finally confirmed as a great lay and is wanted by millions.

Isn't someone supposed to loose out here?

[longboneslinger]

Damn! He gets money and she is finally confirmed as a great lay and is wanted by millions.

Isn't someone supposed to loose out here?



Yeah, me!! :angry: :angry: I didn't get any money or Britney's....errr......thigh pie....is that nice enough? Hell, i'd have settled for the BJ in the shower.

Later
BoNE

PS If anyone thinks I'd have settled for a little old BJ, I got a real nice bridge to sell you!!

[Anabelle]

That's hot!.... ;)

[Biggles]

Originally posted by clocker@12 July 2004 - 16:33
It's always heartening to see another example of good ole chivalry.
Ahh

Humankind at its noble best.

[j2k4]

Originally posted by Biggles+14 July 2004 - 19:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Biggles @ 14 July 2004 - 19:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-clocker@12 July 2004 - 16:33
It&#39;s always heartening to see another example of good ole chivalry.
Ahh

Humankind at its noble best. [/b][/quote]
Subtle difference, that:

Carrying one&#39;s "sword" in the shower while alone is quixotic; the addition of a comely lass totally alters the dynamic, yes? :P

[mogadishu]

lucky bastard - money and sex with britney.

[Arm]

Originally posted by ZaZu@11 July 2004 - 05:56
Britney Spears bedded her childhood sweetheart "like an animal", then wrecked his life with a 55-hour marriage that stunned the world.
:o Woah you mean people actually gave a shit beyond reading it in the newspaper and saying something like "heh that slut finally got married?"

Woah people need lives or need to just quit procrastinating and commit suicide already.

[MagicNakor]

I would imagine the fellow she wed "gave a shit." Likely, his immediate family too.

:ninja:

[Keikan]

Originally posted by Anabelle@13 July 2004 - 21:39
That&#39;s hot&#33;.... ;)
That&#39;s not hot

That&#39;s Sexy B)