ne1GotZardoz
03-21-2003, 04:57 AM
There were these three kings, one from Egypt, One from Asia and one from Persia.
The Egyptian king said, "I am the wisest king in all the world! our oil is in high demand and we can just about charge what we want and people must pay!".
The Asian king said, "No, my friend, I AM the greatest! I have kept our history and culture pure and all the world comes to my land to marvel at it!"
Then the Persian king says, "I am sorry, but I, Saddam, am the greatest! All the kings of the world, after 12 years of trying, have STILL been unable to put me out of buisiness!"
The Egyptian king said, "I am the wisest king in all the world! our oil is in high demand and we can just about charge what we want and people must pay!".
The Asian king said, "No, my friend, I AM the greatest! I have kept our history and culture pure and all the world comes to my land to marvel at it!"
Then the Persian king says, "I am sorry, but I, Saddam, am the greatest! All the kings of the world, after 12 years of trying, have STILL been unable to put me out of buisiness!"