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Biggles
07-13-2004, 10:28 PM
Guns are dangerous (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040713/80/exxaq.html)



An interesting one
clocker
07-13-2004, 10:47 PM
Talk about adding insult to injury....
DanB
07-13-2004, 11:00 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
spinningfreemanny
07-13-2004, 11:22 PM
15 pints? honestly almost 2 gallons...I would expect him to shoot his balls off
hobbes
07-14-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Biggles@13 July 2004 - 20:36
Guns are dangerous (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040713/80/exxaq.html)

Man jailed after shooting his testicles

An interesting one
I hear that the man is pleading self defense. It was a 2 on 1 situation.
clocker
07-14-2004, 01:39 AM
Another perfect example of the Darwinian evolutionary theory at work.
Perhaps we should issue beer and shotguns to everybody.
j2k4
07-14-2004, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by clocker@13 July 2004 - 20:47
Perhaps we should issue beer and shotguns to everybody.
A plank for the Naderite platform? ;)

He's got my vote. :P
mogadishu
07-14-2004, 09:15 PM
how can they put this guy in jail?
DanB
07-14-2004, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh:
mogadishu
07-14-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by danb+14 July 2004 - 16:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 14 July 2004 - 16:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh: [/b][/quote]
yea i know. but you&#39;d think having no testicles would be punishment enough.
DanB
07-14-2004, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by mogadishu+14 July 2004 - 22:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mogadishu @ 14 July 2004 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@14 July 2004 - 16:54
<!--QuoteBegin-mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh:
yea i know. but you&#39;d think having no testicles would be punishment enough. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: You would wouldn&#39;t you, unfortuantely thats not the way the CPS will see it
spinningfreemanny
07-14-2004, 09:54 PM
I know...

"you shouldn&#39;t have that shotgun, son, so to learn your lesson your gonna have to go to jail. Now hobble over to the squad car"
lynx
07-14-2004, 10:12 PM
Did they send him to a men&#39;s or a women&#39;s prison?
Biggles
07-14-2004, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by lynx@14 July 2004 - 22:20
Did they send him to a men&#39;s or a women&#39;s prison?
He is probably grateful for the 2 or 3 years he will serve. He will probably need that long to come to terms with what he has done.


Only villains own sawn off shotguns.


Edit - spelling - appalling that I should mis-spell villain (I shall go and first drink 15 pints :( )
ilw
07-14-2004, 10:55 PM
Villains... and eunuchs
Biggles
07-14-2004, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by ilw@14 July 2004 - 23:03
Villains... and eunuchs
The latter a more recent addition - but none the less colourful for that.
j2k4
07-15-2004, 02:17 AM
Originally posted by lynx@14 July 2004 - 17:20
Did they send him to a men&#39;s or a women&#39;s prison?
Given his...uni-....eun-....er.....special status, perhaps he should have his own facility.... :huh:



BTW-

Ian-

Like your new av&#33; ;)
clocker
07-15-2004, 02:33 AM
He will, no doubt, be a prized member of the inmate&#39;s choir.
Their repertoire should expand dramatically with his arrival.
j2k4
07-15-2004, 02:36 AM
Originally posted by clocker@14 July 2004 - 21:41
He will, no doubt, be a prized member of the inmate&#39;s choir.
Their repertoire should expand dramatically with his arrival.
Yes, at least another 2 octaves on top. :P
clocker
07-15-2004, 02:43 AM
Yes.

They can add all those Four Season&#39;s songs they&#39;ve been dying to perform.
j2k4
07-15-2004, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by clocker@14 July 2004 - 21:51
Yes.

They can add all those Four Season&#39;s songs they&#39;ve been dying to perform.
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
hobbes
07-15-2004, 03:03 AM
This nutsack humor is riballed. Or is that riballedless?
Alex H
07-15-2004, 03:32 AM
Hahaha, oh dear that is tragic&#33;

Can&#39;t imagine what the prision shower banter would be like....
clocker
07-15-2004, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56

I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
That would be The Tokens, of course.
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all.
hobbes
07-15-2004, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by clocker+15 July 2004 - 01:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 15 July 2004 - 01:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56

I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
That would be The Tokens, of course.
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all. [/b][/quote]
1961, is that some sort of BC date? Are you an archeologist, at all?
clocker
07-15-2004, 03:45 AM
Fie on you hobbes.

1961 was my heyday.

It&#39;s all been pretty much downhill since....
hobbes
07-15-2004, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by clocker@15 July 2004 - 01:53
Fie on you hobbes.

1961 was my heyday.

It&#39;s all been pretty much downhill since....
Well, your "hey day" seems to continue day after day on this forum, as far as I am concerned.

So anyway, what did you think of Jesus, was he cool?
Busyman
07-15-2004, 04:15 AM
I read that one in the subway paper this morning.

I couldn&#39;t contain my laughter on the normally quiet subway.

A guy across from me said, "You must have just ead the "I shot my balls and then got jail time for it story". :lol: :lol: :lol:
j2k4
07-15-2004, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by clocker+14 July 2004 - 22:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 14 July 2004 - 22:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56

I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
That would be The Tokens, of course.
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all.[/b][/quote]
Wasn&#39;t there a remake?

All I remember about &#39;61 was that the Packers beat the Giants 37-0 for the championship and Green Bay became "Titletown, USA".