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Biggles
07-13-2004, 10:28 PM
Guns are dangerous (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040713/80/exxaq.html)
An interesting one
clocker
07-13-2004, 10:47 PM
Talk about adding insult to injury....
spinningfreemanny
07-13-2004, 11:22 PM
15 pints? honestly almost 2 gallons...I would expect him to shoot his balls off
hobbes
07-14-2004, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Biggles@13 July 2004 - 20:36
Guns are dangerous (http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040713/80/exxaq.html)
Man jailed after shooting his testicles
An interesting one
I hear that the man is pleading self defense. It was a 2 on 1 situation.
clocker
07-14-2004, 01:39 AM
Another perfect example of the Darwinian evolutionary theory at work.
Perhaps we should issue beer and shotguns to everybody.
Originally posted by clocker@13 July 2004 - 20:47
Perhaps we should issue beer and shotguns to everybody.
A plank for the Naderite platform? ;)
He's got my vote. :P
mogadishu
07-14-2004, 09:15 PM
how can they put this guy in jail?
Originally posted by mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh:
mogadishu
07-14-2004, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by danb+14 July 2004 - 16:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 14 July 2004 - 16:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh: [/b][/quote]
yea i know. but you'd think having no testicles would be punishment enough.
Originally posted by mogadishu+14 July 2004 - 22:55--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mogadishu @ 14 July 2004 - 22:55)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by danb@14 July 2004 - 16:54
<!--QuoteBegin-mogadishu@14 July 2004 - 22:23
how can they put this guy in jail?
Sawn off shotguns are illegal :huh:
yea i know. but you'd think having no testicles would be punishment enough. [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: You would wouldn't you, unfortuantely thats not the way the CPS will see it
spinningfreemanny
07-14-2004, 09:54 PM
I know...
"you shouldn't have that shotgun, son, so to learn your lesson your gonna have to go to jail. Now hobble over to the squad car"
Did they send him to a men's or a women's prison?
Biggles
07-14-2004, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by lynx@14 July 2004 - 22:20
Did they send him to a men's or a women's prison?
He is probably grateful for the 2 or 3 years he will serve. He will probably need that long to come to terms with what he has done.
Only villains own sawn off shotguns.
Edit - spelling - appalling that I should mis-spell villain (I shall go and first drink 15 pints :( )
Biggles
07-14-2004, 11:04 PM
Originally posted by ilw@14 July 2004 - 23:03
Villains... and eunuchs
The latter a more recent addition - but none the less colourful for that.
Originally posted by lynx@14 July 2004 - 17:20
Did they send him to a men's or a women's prison?
Given his...uni-....eun-....er.....special status, perhaps he should have his own facility.... :huh:
BTW-
Ian-
Like your new av! ;)
clocker
07-15-2004, 02:33 AM
He will, no doubt, be a prized member of the inmate's choir.
Their repertoire should expand dramatically with his arrival.
Originally posted by clocker@14 July 2004 - 21:41
He will, no doubt, be a prized member of the inmate's choir.
Their repertoire should expand dramatically with his arrival.
Yes, at least another 2 octaves on top. :P
clocker
07-15-2004, 02:43 AM
Yes.
They can add all those Four Season's songs they've been dying to perform.
Originally posted by clocker@14 July 2004 - 21:51
Yes.
They can add all those Four Season's songs they've been dying to perform.
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
hobbes
07-15-2004, 03:03 AM
This nutsack humor is riballed. Or is that riballedless?
Alex H
07-15-2004, 03:32 AM
Hahaha, oh dear that is tragic!
Can't imagine what the prision shower banter would be like....
clocker
07-15-2004, 03:36 AM
Originally posted by j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
That would be The Tokens, of course.
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all.
hobbes
07-15-2004, 03:42 AM
Originally posted by clocker+15 July 2004 - 01:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 15 July 2004 - 01:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
That would be The Tokens, of course.
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all. [/b][/quote]
1961, is that some sort of BC date? Are you an archeologist, at all?
clocker
07-15-2004, 03:45 AM
Fie on you hobbes.
1961 was my heyday.
It's all been pretty much downhill since....
hobbes
07-15-2004, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by clocker@15 July 2004 - 01:53
Fie on you hobbes.
1961 was my heyday.
It's all been pretty much downhill since....
Well, your "hey day" seems to continue day after day on this forum, as far as I am concerned.
So anyway, what did you think of Jesus, was he cool?
Busyman
07-15-2004, 04:15 AM
I read that one in the subway paper this morning.
I couldn't contain my laughter on the normally quiet subway.
A guy across from me said, "You must have just ead the "I shot my balls and then got jail time for it story". :lol: :lol: :lol:
Originally posted by clocker+14 July 2004 - 22:44--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 14 July 2004 - 22:44)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@14 July 2004 - 19:56
I think the Bee Gees catalogue fits, too; also whoever did that "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" bit. ;)
That would be The Tokens, of course.
I guess you must be excused for not having that on the tip of your tongue, it was 1961 after all.[/b][/quote]
Wasn't there a remake?
All I remember about '61 was that the Packers beat the Giants 37-0 for the championship and Green Bay became "Titletown, USA".
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