Unfit Cheese...

[Cheese]

Okay just tried to do some sit-ups to see how unfit I've become lately. Managed 36 before my back gave up, I'm still out of breath now...and I know my back is going to be on fire all day.

I think I'll try again tomorrow, time for a cigarette now and a coffee with donuts. :01:

[Mr. Mulder]

what sort of donuts? :)

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Arcadia@14 July 2004 - 08:57
what sort of donuts? :)
Jam, nicked from work yesterday...shame they're in the kitchen too far for me too walk...

/calls taxi

[Mr. Mulder]

Originally posted by Withcheese+14 July 2004 - 09:00--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 14 July 2004 - 09:00)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@14 July 2004 - 08:57
what sort of donuts? :)
Jam, nicked from work yesterday...shame they&#39;re in the kitchen too far for me too walk...

/calls taxi [/b][/quote]
Stolen donuts are the tastiest, You get that certain sense of satisfaction while eating them, like when you drink the milk you stole from the fridge at work :01:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by Arcadia+14 July 2004 - 09:04--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Arcadia @ 14 July 2004 - 09:04)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@14 July 2004 - 09:00
<!--QuoteBegin-Arcadia@14 July 2004 - 08:57
what sort of donuts? :)
Jam, nicked from work yesterday...shame they&#39;re in the kitchen too far for me too walk...

/calls taxi
Stolen donuts are the tastiest, You get that certain sense of satisfaction while eating them, like when you drink the milk you stole from the fridge at work :01: [/b][/quote]
Or use the stolen milk to make a cup of tea with stolen tea bags. :01:

[Snee]

Try pushups instead.

I had no idea how pitiful I&#39;d become. :unsure:

[SillyRumours]

Originally posted by SnnY@14 July 2004 - 12:02
Try pushups instead.

I had no idea how pitiful I&#39;d become. :unsure:
:P me too, my younger, more active self could get 20 before starting to get tired, now i struggle to 10

[DanB]

I used to 60 a day a few years ago, I bet I would struggle with 6 now :lol: :lol:

[Mathea]

what in the world is a sit up or a push up? :lol:

[ElvisLover]

Google girl <_<

[Mathea]

whats google? :lol:



















































erm, where am i?

[ElvisLover]

Here you go lazy (http://www.google.com/search?q=push+ups&sourceid=firefox&start=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8) :lol:

[Mathea]

Originally posted by ElvisLover@14 July 2004 - 13:22
Here you go lazy (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=push+pops&btnG=Search)&nbsp; :lol:

:blink:


id like a cherry one please I suppose... but what does that have to do with anything?

[ElvisLover]

Originally posted by Mathea+14 July 2004 - 13:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 14 July 2004 - 13:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ElvisLover@14 July 2004 - 13:22
Here you go lazy (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&q=push+pops&btnG=Search)&nbsp; :lol:

:blink:


id like a cherry one please I suppose... but what does that have to do with anything? [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Don&#39;t push me, push a push pop :01:

[Mathea]

/me knocks you down n steals ur push pop



I failed sharing in kindergarten :D

[ElvisLover]

Originally posted by Mathea@14 July 2004 - 13:29
/me knocks you down n steals ur push pop



I failed sharing in kindergarten :D
did they used to take your shoes away too, for kicking people? <_<

[Mathea]

no but i played with the blocks n trucks n didnt play house

[Biggles]

Surely some sort of compromise can be made between eating the do-nuts and exercise. Place them just above head hight and jump to get bites out of them. :blink:

[ElvisLover]

Originally posted by Mathea@14 July 2004 - 13:32
no but i played with the blocks n trucks n didnt play house
Tom boy? :ph34r:

[Mathea]

or tie em to a stick n strap it to your back over ur head n run after it

[Biggles]

Originally posted by Mathea@14 July 2004 - 13:34
or tie em to a stick n strap it to your back over ur head n run after it
Cruel but effective


This could do away with the Fatkins diet and all the other oddball eating programmes. :lol:

[Mathea]

that and if u record it we could all have a laugh at your expense

[Biggles]

I was rather hoping others might try it out.

At my advanced years and in my relatively unpudgy state I can eat my do-nut at my leisure.


My primary exercise would be the rolling about in laughter at the do-nut chasers

[ck-uk]

hi chris&#33; biggles&#33;

going for a j.see you later ..tonight maybe&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[ElvisLover]

I&#39;d be up for trying it :D

[Mathea]

Originally posted by ElvisLover@14 July 2004 - 14:28
I&#39;d be up for trying it :D
please do

[DanB]

Originally posted by Mathea+14 July 2004 - 15:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea &#064; 14 July 2004 - 15:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ElvisLover@14 July 2004 - 14:28
I&#39;d be up for trying it&nbsp; :D
please do [/b][/quote]


Trying what? :unsure:

[Mathea]

:lol:

oh what i meant was um, read up?

[DanB]

Originally posted by Mathea@14 July 2004 - 15:43
:lol:

oh what i meant was um, read up?
Nothing to see here :lol: :lol:


Donut chasing as a keep-fit regime, sounds plausible

[Mathea]

yeah maybe u will try it n record it for us?

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by Withcheese@14 July 2004 - 01:54
Okay just tried to do some sit-ups to see how unfit I&#39;ve become lately.&nbsp; Managed 36 before my back gave up, I&#39;m still out of breath now...and I know my back is going to be on fire all day.

I think I&#39;ll try again tomorrow, time for a cigarette now and a coffee with donuts. :01:
That&#39;s uterly pathetic&#33;&#33;&#33; :(

I&#39;m 41, used to smoke, been out of work most of the winter, and now laid up because I f&#39;d my knee up...and I can manage 40. :D

[enoughfakefiles]

You can do excercise at your computer cheese.Try this one.

Scroll down

























































Now scroll back up



Repeat 20 times.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[*goddess*]

;) Now that&#39;s my kind of excercise :lol:


:rolleyes: Well, I can think of a better one but settle for that for now. :P

[Spider_dude]

i just did 37 to annoy cheddar :01:

[*goddess*]

;) Lets hope it works and you didn&#39;t go to all that trouble for nothing.

[tesco]

Originally posted by enoughfakefiles@14 July 2004 - 10:15
You can do excercise at your computer cheese.Try this one.

Scroll down

























































Now scroll back up



Repeat 20 times.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
finger got tired at 10. :(

[Cheese]

23 this morning. :(

[manker]

Originally posted by ROSSCO_2004+14 July 2004 - 18:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ROSSCO_2004 @ 14 July 2004 - 18:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-enoughfakefiles@14 July 2004 - 10:15
You can do excercise at your computer cheese.Try this one.

Scroll down

























































Now scroll back up



Repeat 20 times.

:lol:&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
finger got tired at 10. :( [/b][/quote]
try taking it out of your arse first :o

I managed 15 before my concentration wandered, btw :01:

[Spider_dude]

7 and my concentration went.

[DanB]

Its okay, Cheese has given me physique update via MSN


Cheese says: i may have put on a few pounds but im not quite wearing a bra yet...

Dan says::lol:



:lol: :lol:

[Mathea]

:lol: :lol: :lol:


well when it hits that level cheese Ill send ya some