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NikkiD
07-14-2004, 04:28 PM
I'm leaning toward option 3. Athough judging by your current phone conversation it is rather stimulating. :blink:

Snee
07-14-2004, 04:28 PM
All of the above. :ph34r:

Mathea
07-14-2004, 04:29 PM
I voted yes



in truth there is no other choice, but for fairness sake i wanted 3 options



note: not just any ham, but a free ham won off Dave Letterman show

Spicker
07-14-2004, 04:30 PM
OMG wtf is wrong with you? :huh: :lol: :P

Mathea
07-14-2004, 04:31 PM
you just dont get it

pusher
07-14-2004, 04:40 PM
The word, yes.
The meat, yes.

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 04:42 PM
Originally posted by Mathea@14 July 2004 - 11:37
note: not just any ham, but a free ham won off Dave Letterman show
Well why didn't you say that in the first place!!!!

Now I must change my vote to an unequivocal yes.

Mathea
07-14-2004, 04:43 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+14 July 2004 - 16:50--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 14 July 2004 - 16:50)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Mathea@14 July 2004 - 11:37
note: not just any ham, but a free ham won off Dave Letterman show
Well why didn&#39;t you say that in the first place&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Now I must change my vote to an unequivocal yes. [/b][/quote]
thats what im saying&#33;

Mathea
07-14-2004, 04:53 PM
how can ppl not find it damn sexy


maybe the scenerio wasnt set up right


all i know is the ac is all the way up n its still steamy :lol:

DanB
07-14-2004, 04:55 PM
I guess it depends what you are doing with it :blink:

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 04:57 PM
Apparently she and Sam are having a three way with it at the moment. :unsure:

DanB
07-14-2004, 04:58 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 18:05
Apparently she and Sam are having a three way with it at the moment. :unsure:
:blink: :blink:

Interesting :ph34r:

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 17:05
Apparently she and Sam are having a three way with it at the moment. :unsure:
no we&#39;re not


we&#39;re planning it

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by Mathea+14 July 2004 - 12:08--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 14 July 2004 - 12:08)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 17:05
Apparently she and Sam are having a three way with it at the moment. :unsure:
no we&#39;re not


we&#39;re planning it [/b][/quote]
That&#39;s not what Sam said.



[ 11:32:37 ]&nbsp; [ +Samsamsamsam ] I am getting some damn fine Mathea cybering atm by the phone
[ 11:32:41 ]&nbsp; [ @Crystal ] :o
[ 11:32:42 ]&nbsp; &#33; @NikkiD is so jealous
[ 11:32:58 ]&nbsp; [ @Crystal ] erm we were only talking bout ham :S
[ 11:32:58 ]&nbsp; [ @SnnY ] cybering over the phone?
[ 11:33:12 ]&nbsp; [ @SnnY ] isn&#39;t that technically just phonesex
[ 11:33:13 ]&nbsp; [ @NikkiD ] lmao
[ 11:33:17 ]&nbsp; [ +Samsamsamsam ] sapm4-ham-Mthea lopvin
[ 11:33:24 ]&nbsp; [ @NikkiD ] well yeah, I would think so
[ 11:33:28 ]&nbsp; [ @SnnY ] phonesex with teh ham tho&#39;
[ 11:33:32 ]&nbsp; [ @NikkiD ] :o
[ 11:33:45 ]&nbsp; [ +Samsamsamsam ] It&#39;a a Ham won on the Dave Letterman Show
[ 11:33:50 ]&nbsp; [ @SnnY ] odd stuff
[ 11:34:10 ]&nbsp; [ @Crystal ] sexy stuff i tell ya

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:11 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: isnt this the wrong forum for that? :P

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:14 PM
:ph34r: Oops. :ph34r:

But it was pertinent to the subject at hand.

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:15 PM
lol fair enuff



ppl might get teh wrong idea though as the ham isnt DIRECTLY involved

Rat Faced
07-14-2004, 05:15 PM
:blink: :unsure: :ph34r: :ph34r:

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Mathea@14 July 2004 - 12:23
lol fair enuff



ppl might get teh wrong idea though as the ham isnt DIRECTLY involved
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.

Or are you just using it for arousal purposes? :unsure: I suppose that would make sense because Letterman&#39;s hams are sooooo arousing.

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:19 PM
ok the thing is you gotta get naked and cook the ham and drink iced coffee and do rude things


how could someone not be completely turned on by that?

Snee
07-14-2004, 05:19 PM
It&#39;s getting hawt in here.

Bring on the ham.

DanB
07-14-2004, 05:20 PM
Sexy ham ;)

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:20 PM
Well of course that&#39;s arousing. The iced coffee puts it over the edge though.

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:21 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 17:28
Well of course that&#39;s arousing. The iced coffee puts it over the edge though.
doesnt it tho


and remember, all naked

and rude thigns throughout the whole thing


but you dont actually eat the ham

just put it back in the freezer for next time

Rat Faced
07-14-2004, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Mathea+14 July 2004 - 17:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mathea @ 14 July 2004 - 17:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 17:28
Well of course that&#39;s arousing. The iced coffee puts it over the edge though.
doesnt it tho


and remember, all naked

and rude thigns throughout the whole thing


but you dont actually eat the ham

just put it back in the freezer for next time [/b][/quote]
How come we didnt do this?

:blink: :unsure:

:&#39;(

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:24 PM
Okay. But my neighbours are gonna think weird things. Especially since I&#39;m home alone.

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:25 PM
sam has opened my eyes to the world of dave letterman ham lmao

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:26 PM
maybe i should write tothe show and ask for ayears worth of hams

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:27 PM
i can raffle em off n yall can bid on em

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:29 PM
dont forget, i work at a porn store, so i know what im talking about

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:29 PM
I can just see Dave reading that email on the air. :lol:

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:29 PM
omg im gonna do it when i get homne f rom work tonight

DanB
07-14-2004, 05:42 PM
I can&#39;t help but think it should be Cheese instead, I mean everyone knows cheese and ham go together great :lol: :lol:

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:42 PM
:lol:

You are so right Dan. :lol:

Snee
07-14-2004, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by danb@14 July 2004 - 18:50
I can&#39;t help but think it should be Cheese instead, I mean everyone knows cheese and ham go together great :lol: :lol:
This post tested and approved on IRC by a panel of unbiased judges

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by SnnY+14 July 2004 - 17:51--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 14 July 2004 - 17:51)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-danb@14 July 2004 - 18:50
I can&#39;t help but think it should be Cheese instead, I mean everyone knows cheese and ham go together great&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :lol:
This post tested and approved on IRC by a panel of unbiased judges [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:


oh yeah


but im mad at cheese and the ham was sam&#39;s idea

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 05:55 PM
Sorry but I had to do this.


[ 13:05:38 ]&nbsp; [ +Samsamsamsam ] matehea does rude things on webcam
[ 13:05:45 ]&nbsp; [ @DanB ] lol
[ 13:05:52 ]&nbsp; [ @Crystal ] :o
[ 13:05:53 ]&nbsp; [ @NikkiD ] lmao
[ 13:06:17 ]&nbsp; [ +Samsamsamsam ] I took screenshots - get to ebay ppl

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:57 PM
:o bitch


funny how u eft out the bit bout u n him cybering :P

DanB
07-14-2004, 05:57 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 19:03
Sorry but I had to do this.


[ 13:05:38 ]&nbsp; [ +Samsamsamsam ] matehea does rude things on webcam
[ 13:05:45 ]&nbsp; [ @DanB ] lol
[ 13:05:52 ]&nbsp; [ @Crystal ] :o
[ 13:05:53 ]&nbsp; [ @NikkiD ] lmao
[ 13:06:17 ]&nbsp; [ +Samsamsamsam ] I took screenshots - get to ebay ppl
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mathea
07-14-2004, 05:59 PM
ur a bitch too :P :lol: :lol:

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 06:00 PM
No, I am an Evil Slut.

Snee
07-14-2004, 06:08 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 19:08
No, I am an Evil Slut.
No you are an Elvis slut.

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 06:12 PM
Now I am.

Mathea
07-14-2004, 06:18 PM
okay well im off to work



you know i thought i was totally jaded from working there, but DAMN


all i can think about is coffee/ham luvin


/me goes off a happy girl

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 08:09 PM
Freezer&#39;s are good too. :D

jazzthefunk
07-14-2004, 08:13 PM
thats a no from me Nikki D , unless its "not ham" of course

:smoke:

lynx
07-14-2004, 08:13 PM
I voted B.

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 08:15 PM
Originally posted by jazzthefunk@14 July 2004 - 15:21
thats a no from me Nikki D , unless its "not ham" of course

:smoke:
Well it is ham, but it&#39;s a very special high ham indeed. :D

jazzthefunk
07-14-2004, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+14 July 2004 - 20:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD @ 14 July 2004 - 20:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jazzthefunk@14 July 2004 - 15:21
thats a no from me Nikki D ,&nbsp; &nbsp; unless its "not ham" of course

:smoke:
Well it is ham, but it&#39;s a very special high ham indeed. :D [/b][/quote]
iin which case do i find it arousing, :smoke: , no, but i do have an old love of the high variety of ham&#33; A very attractive piece of meat i agree.


:smoke:



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NikkiD
07-14-2004, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by jazzthefunk@14 July 2004 - 15:31
iin which case do i find it arousing, :smoke: , no, but i do have an old love of the high variety of ham&#33; A very attractive piece of meat i agree.


:smoke:



http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/jazzthefunk/av-45769.gif
Why yes, very attractive indeed. http://filesharingtalk.com/style_images/1/icon12.gif

jazzthefunk
07-14-2004, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD+14 July 2004 - 20:37--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (NikkiD &#064; 14 July 2004 - 20:37)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-jazzthefunk@14 July 2004 - 15:31
iin which case do i find it arousing,&nbsp; :smoke: ,&nbsp; no,&nbsp; but i do have an old love of the high variety of ham&#33;&nbsp; A very attractive piece of meat i agree.&nbsp;


:smoke:



http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/jazzthefunk/av-45769.gif
Why yes, very attractive indeed. http://filesharingtalk.com/style_images/1/icon12.gif[/b][/quote]
:teehee: :doctor: :hug: :king:

:smoke:

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 09:00 PM
OMG. You&#39;ve posted teh huggy.

I must put you on moderation now.

jazzthefunk
07-14-2004, 09:11 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 21:08
OMG. You&#39;ve posted teh huggy.

I must put you on moderation now.
did neh realise i woz oversteppin teh rulesz wi the huggy buggy :censored: :censored: :censored:


















:smoke:



still Free S4 :smoke:

NikkiD
07-14-2004, 09:14 PM
You can&#39;t be held accountable, you didn&#39;t know. I have thus removed your mod preview. :01:

DanB
07-14-2004, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 22:08
OMG. You&#39;ve posted teh huggy.

I must put you on moderation now.
Strict enforcement of the newly imported rule :01:

ziggyjuarez
07-14-2004, 09:54 PM
WTF,NO

JONNO_CELEBS
07-14-2004, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by NikkiD@14 July 2004 - 20:17
Freezer&#39;s are good too. :D
No they bad, me in my pissed state last night got some ice from the freezer but kinda left the door open :frusty: All my food is gone :(
I thought if I drink enough, the cat cat food will taste ok :lol:

I voted yes btw, cos everything arouses me :01:

Jonno B)

Mathea
07-15-2004, 03:33 AM
i was distracted all day at work, all i could think of was teh letterman ham good god i need me some of that

/me moans :lol:

iMartin
07-15-2004, 03:36 AM
The question should be, who doesn&#39;t find ham arousing? ;)

Mathea
07-15-2004, 03:38 AM
Originally posted by [&#045;Crono&#045;]@15 July 2004 - 03:44
The question should be, who doesn&#39;t find ham arousing? ;)
wise words


and the answer: those odd non ham loving sorts who frequent the back room or live under bridges....


also the talk club

Elvis_Slut
07-15-2004, 04:40 AM
Yes, I must say, ham is very arousing.

Yogi
07-15-2004, 10:03 AM
Originally posted by Elvis_Slut@15 July 2004 - 06:48
Yes, I must say, ham is very arousing.
So show it, you slut&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sam&Ham Thread (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=118274)

And where is that Letterman footage?????

Slutty Letterman Auditions (http://filesharingtalk.com/index.php?showtopic=118182&view=findpost&p=1079834)



Yam

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Sam&#39;s balls................ (http://trimeg.bayair.net/preview.asp?t=Sam%27s+balls+taste+great%21%21%21%21%21%21%21%21&i=BusyDwarf)

peat moss
07-15-2004, 10:16 AM
Hmm depends on how much I&#39;v had to drink :P

Yogi
07-15-2004, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by peat moss@15 July 2004 - 12:24
Hmm depends on how much I&#39;v had to drink :P
You drink ham...????? :blink:

And i thought i knew all perversions.................


YamYamYamYam
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Jay
07-15-2004, 04:17 PM
why

Yogi
07-16-2004, 01:23 PM
Originally posted by Jay@15 July 2004 - 18:25
why
Because.


Yogi



http://www.cnn.com/interactive/food/0007/crazy.guy/ham.eggs1.gif

Mathea
07-16-2004, 01:52 PM
melon eggs huh?



now THAT is kinky

Yogi
07-16-2004, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by Mathea@16 July 2004 - 16:00
melon eggs huh?



now THAT is kinky
And ham is not????????? :lol: :lol: :lol:


You perv&#33;&#33;&#33;


I discovered ham goes great with yam.

This is a buddhist yamsalad:

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Without the ham, but still very Yu(a)mmy. And rhymes to Sammy.


Yam4