Well Stuff Me!

[AussieSheila]

:P It may not be there yet but it is here where we are a bit ahead of the rest of you.

Happy birthday Jonno! You're damn near growed up.


Don't be scared :ph34r: only joshin'!


:wub:

[j2k4]

It is my very great pleasure to wish you a Happy Birthday, Jonno, the likes of which may you repeat on a yearly basis until you reach your (hopefully very very distant) expiration date. :D

Please do your best to maintain verticality, my friend. :lol:

[crazy_billy_bats]

I hope you have many happy returns matey. Nice roast in the oven or owt? Or you splashing out on the old chinese delivery?

[DanB]

You know what these means then Jonno........................................ bath time :01:

[brenda]

my you be blessed with many happy returns.


(is it me or are there an awful lot of birthdays this month? Perhaps there's something special about October :blink: )

[jazzthefunk]

happy birfday johhno :smoke:

[Mr. Mulder]

Happy Birthday Jonno :01:

[AussieSheila]

Originally posted by j2k4@19 July 2004 - 03:08


Please do your best to maintain verticality, my friend. :lol:
:01: And where's the fun in verticality?



Hmmmmm?????

[j2k4]

Originally posted by AussieSheila+18 July 2004 - 13:33--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (AussieSheila &#064; 18 July 2004 - 13:33)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@19 July 2004 - 03:08


Please do your best to maintain verticality, my friend. :lol:
:01: And where&#39;s the fun in verticality?



Hmmmmm?????[/b][/quote]
&#39;tis inherent, lass-

With verticality goes cognizance, and with that goes memory, though I suppose a sharp descent into utter incoherence can be helpful to onlookers who wish to have malicious fun, which is my favorite kind...

So nevermind about maintaining erection, Jonno. :D

[NikkiD]

I was gonna wait until midnight your time to do this but I&#39;ll get one in early now. :D

Happy birthday sweetheart. :wub:

Hope you have the best day you could ask for. :wub:

[AussieSheila]

:o This is ringing bells... B-52&#39;s ... no memory ... webcam ... incoherence ... onlookers having malicious fun ... ugh ...

Don&#39;t do it Jonno&#33; Lock yourself away for the rest of the day and don&#39;t touch a drop&#33;

:helpsmile:

[[B][O][T]]

Happy Birthday Jonno :)

BOT

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: Thanks all, so this means I have a 36 hour birthday? :lol:

@Andie.........Grown up? Pffft, not fucking likely :ph34r: :lol:

@Nikki.......So was I, Baz got me Tequila :01: Watch the news, you may see me :lol:

@J2.......You talking about Drewers Broop? :helpsmile:
Yearight :lol:

I&#39;m officially calling this my last one, not having any more :) That way I can stay 27 4ever :01:

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Oh no. Tequila is the devil. Trust me. I have experience in these matters. David Wilcox will agree with me. Makes people do lewd and improper things.

[J'Pol]

http://www.partypants.fsnet.co.uk/70sfemale/fd-hippy-denim-girl.jpg http://www.welcker.de/images3/Bidet.jpg

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by NikkiD@18 July 2004 - 18:57
Oh no. Tequila is the devil. Trust me. I have experience in these matters. David Wilcox will agree with me. Makes people do lewd and improper things.
I know, my sister stopped me from buying it in this town after certain events :lol:
Maybe here 4 years later they gonna try me again :lol:
It&#39;s great, I love a Tequila hit :01:

Oh and I just worked out, with you 5 hours behind I can have a 41 hour birthday :01:

@JP........ :lol: :lol: Hippy Bday :lol: :lol: Classic :lol:

Jonno B)

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 July 2004 - 20:01


@JP........ :lol: :lol: Hippy Bday :lol: :lol: Classic :lol:

Jonno B)
It just seemed more appropriate than the normal cake / flowers / sham pain for your good self.

Have a good one BTW mate.

[lynx]

Happy Birthday, Jonno.

But what the feck are you doing on here, you should be out getting smashed. :lol:

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 July 2004 - 14:01
Oh and I just worked out, with you 5 hours behind I can have a 41 hour birthday :01:

Are you planning to stay online the whole time? I remember a few Jonno marathons in the past. :D

[Afronaut]

Happy Birthday Jonno &#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;111&#33;&#33;&#33;1one&#33;&#33;&#33;1&#33;&#33;
Remember to get pissed today.

:D

[sArA]

Happy Birthday mate..... :)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Lynx......No dude, it&#39;s gone midnight in Oz, Andie thought she would start celebrating early :lol: Any excuse to drink hey Andie :P
I will be......erm......doing something 2morrow, dunno what but will probably be loud :lol:

@Nikki.......I was&#39;nt no :lol: Although I may have to do that again soon, 41 hours is my time to beat :) Better get some Iboprophane and Red Bull ready :lol:

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Better too early than too late.

So, er, happy B-Day tomorrow, in case I forget. :)

[Yogi]

Dear, Jonzy,

After our last nights, me is out of gifts............. :rolleyes:


Happz birthlife&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;



Yammy

[JONNO_CELEBS]

It&#39;s ok Yogi babe, you got at least 4 hours to recoop :P :lol:

Jonno B)

[Rat Faced]

Happy Birthday you old barstewart

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oi&#33; Less of the old&#33; <_< I&#39;m younger than you (I think) , damn norven moneys :P

Jonno B)

[Skweeky]

Happy birthday Jonno&#33; :hug:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:D Do I get one of them at my midnight too? :D

Cum to think of it, how many times am I allowed to have hugs and snog etc? Can I go midnight in every timezone? :01:

Jonno B)

[Lilmiss]

<span style='color:purple'>Happy birthday to you,
You.....

Nope Im not gonna attempt singing again. ;) :P

Soooooo...

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Lynne1977uk/cookie.bmp</span>

[enoughfakefiles]

Happy coming out of the womb day. :lol:

[*goddess*]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHITHEAD&#33;&#33;



:lol: Hope ya have a great day.

:rolleyes: The obligatory pic:

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/bdaywilly.gif

:hug: Have a good one you.


:D Oh yeah, lots a birthday punches for you this year






ya old fart. :boxing: :devil:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: :lol: I&#39;m suprised you did&#39;nt hotlink that :lol:

Thankyou Janey :D

But less of the old <_<

Cheeky moo :frusty: :P

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

:blink: Hotlink?

:ph34r: That would be illegal wouldn&#39;t it?? :lol:


<_< Less of the moo, you.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Like that ever bothered you :lol:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: The neighbours complained about all the mooing.

[Buffalo]

YO Dude&#33;

Happy Birthday :) Jonno, Have a great day Party hardy :D

http://www.ukforums.org.uk/www/pictures/j_bday_04_90.jpg

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/jon_dance.gif

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: Why don&#39;t you get out some baby pics while you at it :lol:

Thanks Baz :D

Hehehe, he bought me Tequila :01:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

:D Hiya Baz :hug:


:01: Go on Baz, you&#39;ve been given permission to use his baby pics :lol:



;) We want a vid half-way thru the bottle B)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by *goddess*@19 July 2004 - 00:48

;) We want a vid half-way thru the bottle B)
:ph34r: No........You don&#39;t :helpsmile: :lol:

Half way wont be much anyway :lol:

Jonno B)

[Buffalo]

http://www.ukforums.org.uk/www/pictures/baby_j_90.jpg

:lol: Don&#39;t drink all that Tequila at once B) :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No no, shot by shot :D Should take about 20 mins :lol:

I think I&#39;m going bald :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) I figured you might not be capable after that :lol:



:01: Well done Baz&#33;&#33; :lol:



:D You guys have to try some of these if ya get out and about:

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/b52.jpg


;) Or Andie and I will be happy to come make em for ya&#39;s :D

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: No one will bring Baileys near me tho :(

And the pubs round here would just go :blink: if I asked for a B-52 :lol:

Jonno B)

[Buffalo]

Hi ya janey :lips: :beerchug: Vid great idea :lol:
Jon&#39;s not been on the Tequila for 4 years :blink: ha ha ha

http://www.ukforums.org.uk/www/pictures/tequila_face_j_90.jpg

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: Is that a taste of things to come?



:01: Can&#39;t wait Baz :D



;) You&#39;ll just have to fly us over there and we&#39;ll make em for ya then.


:D I&#39;ll have to get the ingrediants for squashed frogs next time Andie leads me astray.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Baz....:ph34r: Oh what&#33;&#33; :helpsmile:

You said you&#39;d never post that <_<

I was.........something, I dunno what I was actually :lol: .........Wankered by the looks of it :lol:

@Janey...... You making drinks?.......Thats like getting Mike Tyson to arange flowers :lol:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) Isn&#39;t that how you usually look then Jonno? :angel2:



:01: I make bloody good drinks and have a special rule: 2 for me one for the recipient :D


:rolleyes: On second thoughts, last time I only made the first couple then Andie took over.... wonder why that was?



:-"

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by *goddess*@19 July 2004 - 01:14
;) Isn&#39;t that how you usually look then Jonno? :angel2:
No :lol: :lol: :lol:


http://www.ukforums.org.uk/www/pictures/jonno_face1_90.jpg

[*goddess*]

:ph34r: Oh man that&#39;s scary.


:rolleyes: Glad it&#39;s not bedtime for me :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: My pupils are different sizes :blink:

Is that meant to happen? :unsure:

I needed a shave :lol:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

;) It&#39;d take more than a shave to fix that head :lol:







:blink: You&#39;re right tho, you&#39;re pupils are weird.

:ph34r: What exactly had you been up to....... no, wait



:helpsmile: I don&#39;t wanna know :ph34r:

[Buffalo]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 July 2004 - 01:26
I needed a shave :lol:

Jonno B)
Ummmm I think you&#39;ve already had a shave :blink: :lol: :lol:
http://www.ukforums.org.uk/www/pictures/j_bday_04_90.jpg

[JONNO_CELEBS]

On my face damnit&#33; :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

:lol: More Baz&#33;&#33;

:01: Bloody brilliant.


;) How bout the &#39;jockheads&#39;??

[ziggyjuarez]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 July 2004 - 01:39
On my face damnit&#33; :rolleyes:

Jonno B)
:lol: they have dirty minds

[*goddess*]

;) evidently :wub:




;) As must you or you would be looking :blink:






:lol:

[Buffalo]

This is well funny, jonno edited a picture posted on UKforums, But he forgot to take out the shadow :blink: :lol: :lol: :lol:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/Cjcooljonno/jonnosexyman_40.jpg

[*goddess*]

:helpsmile: Ooooooo do behave





not :lol:

[Buffalo]

http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/jonpants2_80.jpg

:lol: :lol: The party hat

[ziggyjuarez]

oh no hes turning into yogi&#33; :o

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:ph34r: Oh ffs&#33;&#33; :helpsmile:

Enough already :lol:

Right, I&#39;m going bed before anyone see&#39;s this :lol:

@Ziggy......No dude, these are all a couple of months ago and longer, I don&#39;t look like that now I swear :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Buffalo]

Hey Party boy, Whats the Zip for :blink: :lol: :lol:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/jonpants_80.jpg

[*goddess*]

:lol: Damn, ya beat me to it.


:rolleyes: What&#39;s he gonna be like after the tequila then?? :ph34r:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by CELEBS_ARE_US@19 July 2004 - 01:58
Hey Party boy, Whats the Zip for :blink: :lol: :lol:
http://hometown.aol.co.uk/G7FSI/jonpants_80.jpg
You realise everyone is now gonna call me a dickhead? :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[*goddess*]

Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@19 July 2004 - 01:57
oh no hes turning into yogi&#33; :o
;) They corrupted each other :lol:


:lol: That&#39;s cos ya are a dickhead Jonno darlin&#39;




:smilie4: You scurry off to bed and let me search for some more pics in peace :01:




;) this what you&#39;re wearing out for dinner tonight?

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/jon_fet3_90.jpg

[brenda]

This thread is one of the best I&#39;ve seen in ages :lol: :lol: :lol:

but i&#39;ve stayed up far late laughing at this and now I must retire to bed.

Enjoy your birthday Jonno.

Post the pics tomorrow Baz.

[*goddess*]

:D One more to say night night to ya Brenda

http://img68.photobucket.com/albums/v206/thebella/jon_dress_90.jpg


:01: Meet Janine :P

:ph34r: I think I&#39;d best go into hiding now :ph34r:

[AussieSheila]

:o OMG&#33; I havent seen Janine for the longest time. :lol:

How&#39;s your head Jonno?

I said, HOW&#39;S YOUR HEAD????

:unsure: Gosh, did Goddess get any pics put up for her birthday last week? Would you like some Jonno?

:smilie4:

[*goddess*]

:rolleyes: We&#39;re so far ahead of them you&#39;ll have to wait another 24 hours before asking bout his head.

<_< there&#39;s been plenty of my pics put up thankyouverymuch.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:01:

Thats all I&#39;m saying :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Ella]

Happy Birthday, sweetie&#33;&#33; :wub:

[manker]

Happy Birthday Jonno&#33; :D

[UcanRock2]

Have a good one...and many more to come&#33;

Happy B-day

[DanB]

Happy Birthday :01:

[Mathea]

yeah what dan said :) :) :)


/me refrains from the mountain of comments that shes thinking of atm from your pics


yes, just enjoy


mwahahahahahaha

[Snee]

Originally posted by Mathea@19 July 2004 - 16:22
/me refrains from the mountain of comments that shes thinking of atm from your pics
I figure we ought to save them until he&#39;s all but forgotten about them, and then we can have a go at him.

Who doesn&#39;t like surprises after all. :)

[Mathea]

like the pic of jonno covering himself in milk?


yes indeed a well thought out plan but it doesnt help that you told him already :lol:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Mathea@19 July 2004 - 16:26
like the pic of jonno covering himself in milk?


yes indeed a well thought out plan but it doesnt help that you told him already :lol:
Well...

Then we can wait a little bit longer, at some point he will forget, and then we pounce I say.

[NikkiD]

Happy Birthday Again (http://nikki.wgs.ca/birthdayjon.mp3)

:D

And one more... (http://nikki.wgs.ca/birthdayjon2.mp3)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:lol: He&#39;s right, I&#39;m not as old as you ......yet :lol:

Thankyou Nikki and thankyou Nate&#33; :D
Cheeky little dude that you are :lol:

And thanks to everyone :)

28 here I come :D

Jonno B)

[bujub22]

happy happpy joyu joy&#33;

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@19 July 2004 - 18:54
:lol: He&#39;s right, I&#39;m not as old as you ......yet :lol:

Thankyou Nikki and thankyou Nate&#33; :D
Cheeky little dude that you are :lol:

And thanks to everyone :)

28 here I come :D

Jonno B)
Damn, glad you heard them before your birthday was over&#33;&#33; :o

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:D I did with 6 mins to spare :)

Always did like to cut things fine :lol:

Thankyou again Nikki :) .........yes and you little Nate dude, the Heartbreak kid B) Was the cherry on the cake :)

Thankyou all, really :) Meant a lot :)

Jonno B)