Quotes

[hippychick]

4 the ladies in da house lol

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

A male gynecologist is like an
auto mechanic who never owned a car
-Carrie Snow-

My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being,
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant
-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in through the windows.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult
-Charlotte Whitton-

If you can't be a good example --
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
-Catherine-

I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is
a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.
-Gloria Steinem-

[Autumn Fox]

Originally posted by hippychick@22 July 2004 - 14:28
(...)
When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is
a surprised woman.
-Maryon Pearson-
(...)
:lol: And no we don't, we find a girl do undepress us, manner of this undepressing is quite obvious :P B)