hippychick
07-23-2004, 02:11 AM
Top 10 List
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the
middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the
employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out
staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme
was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use
past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the
essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the
week went very well for everyone.
The Top Ten:
10. Viagra, Whaaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker picker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a Rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Taste great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the number one slogan....
1. This is your penis... this is your penis on drugs...
The boss of Stone Marketing called a spontaneous staff meeting in the
middle of a particularly stressful week. When everyone gathered, the
employer, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt-out
staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme
was Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use
past ad slogans, originally written for other products that captured the
essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
Top Ten List. After all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the
week went very well for everyone.
The Top Ten:
10. Viagra, Whaaazzzzz Up!
9. Viagra, The quicker picker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a Rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, Taste great! More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!
And the number one slogan....
1. This is your penis... this is your penis on drugs...