Bit Of Bad News From Canada

[hobbes]

http://collegehumor.com/img/s/strangeclipping.jpg

[zapjb]

two-seater into a cemetery... yeah right.

[DanB]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[hobbes]

Originally posted by zapjb@25 July 2004 - 20:42
two-seater into a cemetery... yeah right.
Way to see right through the joke. The "college humor" tag at the end might have helped.

What may be lost on you is that within Canada, the Newfies appear to be the butt of many jokes, as my new co-worker has enlightened me.

[tesco]

:lol:

[MagicNakor]

It doesn't count that I saw through it too then, eh? ;)

The only good Newfie jokes I know require gesticulations, so they don't translate too well on the 'net. So here's one not-as-good one.

Newfie Flight 101 was flying from St. John's to Fort McMurray one night, with Russell the Pilot, and Glen the co-pilot . As they approached Fort McMurray airport, they looked out the front window.

"B'jeesus" said Russell, "Will ye look at how bloom'n short dat runway
is".
"You're not bloom'n kiddin, Russell" replied Glen.
"Dis is gonna be one a' de trickiest landings you're ever gonna see" said Russell.
"You're not kiddin, Russell" replied Glen.
"Right Glen. When I give de signal, you put de engines in reverse" said Russell.

"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Glen.
"And den ye put de flaps down straight away," said Russell.
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Glen.
"And den ye stamp on dem brakes as hard as ye can," said Russell
"Right, I'll be doing dat," replied Glen.
"And den ye pray to de Mother Mary with all a' your soul," said Russell.
"I be doing dat already," replied Glen.

So they approached the runway with Russell and Glen full of nerves
and sweaty palms. As soon as the wheels hit the ground, Glen put the
engines in reverse, put the flaps down, stamped on the brakes and
prayed to Mother Mary with all of his soul. Amidst roaring engines,
squealing of tyres and lots of smoke, the plane screeched to a halt
centimetres from the end of the runway.

As they sat in the cockpit regaining their composure, Russell looked
out the front window and said to Glen, "Dat has gotta be de shortest
bloom'n runway I have EVER seen in me whole life."

Glen looked out the side window and replied "Yeah Russell, but look
how bloom'n wide it is!"

:ninja:

[hobbes]

Why didn't they land the plane along the width of the runway. That would have made more sense.

I don't get the joke.




























;)

[SoiL]

Originally posted by hobbes@25 July 2004 - 22:36
http://collegehumor.com/img/s/strangeclipping.jpg
HAHAHAHA ROFL!!!!!

























i dont get it

[hobbes]

You don't get it because "your" should be "you're" in your sig.

[Keikan]

0wned.

[SoiL]

Originally posted by hobbes@26 July 2004 - 00:43
You don't get it because "your" should be "you're" in your sig.
:) great!

[tesco]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Virtualbody1234]

Two newfies are on a roof nailing shingles. One experienced roofer and one apprentice. The apprentice takes a nail from his pouch and hammers it in, he then takes another nail and throws it away, reaches back into the pouch for another nail and hammers it in, grabs another and throws it away and so on ...

The experienced oldtimer sees this and stops him to ask: "Hey why are you thowing away those nails?"

Apprentice reply: "Oh, I can't use them because the pointy part was pointing upwards."

Pro: "Oh boy. You don't have to throw them away. Those ones are for the other side of the roof."

[Keikan]

I don't get it.

[thewizeard]

Originally posted by hobbes@26 July 2004 - 00:43
You don't get it because "your" should be "you're" in your sig.
He could be winning our losing, couldn't he? ;)

[kAb]

You didiots, I got it the first time I read it. you all need to go get a book and learn to read.

i found it funny too, thanks for that.

[MagicNakor]

Originally posted by nigel123+26 July 2004 - 06:42--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (nigel123 @ 26 July 2004 - 06:42)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hobbes@26 July 2004 - 00:43
You don&#39;t get it because "your" should be "you&#39;re" in your sig.
He could be winning our losing, couldn&#39;t he? ;) [/b][/quote]
Only if he&#39;s named Im. Even so, it should be Im&#39;s winning.

:ninja:

[cpt_azad]

Originally posted by hobbes@25 July 2004 - 16:43
You don&#39;t get it because "your" should be "you&#39;re" in your sig.
:lol: ownage :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I got it, heard it a long time ago, it&#39;s an Irish joke :P

I do find it funny that different places have different races to take the piss out of, I mean the english and Scots take the piss out of the Irish, the Aussie&#39;s extract the micheal from the Kiwi&#39;s and (altho this one is new to me) the Canuks take the pees outta the Newfies :blink:

Funny that huh :)

Jonno B)

[Yogi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@26 July 2004 - 10:57
I got it, heard it a long time ago, it&#39;s an Irish joke :P

I do find it funny that different places have different races to take the piss out of, I mean the english and Scots take the piss out of the Irish, the Aussie&#39;s extract the micheal from the Kiwi&#39;s and (altho this one is new to me) the Canuks take the pees outta the Newfies :blink:

Funny that huh :)

Jonno B)
The dutch take the piss outta belgians...........(exeption:skweeks&#33;&#33;&#33;)

[JONNO_CELEBS]

So what do you call them? Belgies? :unsure:

Jonno B)

[Spicker]

Originally posted by hobbes@26 July 2004 - 01:43
You don&#39;t get it because "your" should be "you&#39;re" in your sig.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
0wned


and you guyz call me dumb <_< :01:

[Monkster]

Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

:lol:

[Spicker]

Originally posted by Monkster@27 July 2004 - 19:22
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.

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