I Bet No One Is.......

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Doing what I'm doing right now :01:

Jonno B)

[DanB]

I don't really want to know what you are doing :ph34r:

[Mathea]

trust me you didnt invent that and lots of ppl do it


and no, you wont go blind :P

[JONNO_CELEBS]

See, bloody perverts, I'm not wanking :rolleyes:

Altho my eyes are watering quite a bit :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[DanB]

Carrot up your jacksey? :lol: :lol:

[SoiL]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:00
See, bloody perverts, I'm not wanking :rolleyes:

Altho my eyes are watering quite a bit :ph34r:

Jonno B)
:unsure: eyes watering, that can only mean 1 thing....


























so whats that 1 thing?

[(>Zero Cool<)]

i was hoping for merely cutting onions up :unsure: :(

carrot sounds more likely :(

[JONNO_CELEBS]

<_< No, I&#39;m not sticking things up my arse either, altho I am sticking something in a hole :helpsmile:

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:03
<_< No, I&#39;m not sticking things up my arse either, altho I am sticking something in a hole :helpsmile:

Jonno B)
my golf is so bad it makes me cry too :(

[SoiL]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:03
<_< No, I&#39;m not sticking things up my arse either, altho I am sticking something in a hole :helpsmile:

Jonno B)
u playing with ur cats/dogs ass then? :angry:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:angry: I&#39;m not playing with any arse :angry:

Think about it

Eyes watering
Sticking in hole
Quite painful
This is me we&#39;re talking about :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

@Zero.........You play golf? :( I&#39;ve lost all respect I had for you :( :P

[SoiL]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:05
:angry: I&#39;m not playing with any arse :angry:

Think about it

Eyes watering
Sticking in hole
Quite painful
This is me we&#39;re talking about :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

@Zero.........You play golf? :( I&#39;ve lost all respect I had for you :( :P
*thinks*
r u cooking?

[DanB]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 16:05
Think about it

Eyes watering
Sticking in hole
Quite painful
This is me we&#39;re talking about :ro
Exactly :lol: :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:rolleyes: No, I don&#39;t cook :lol:

I have pointy metal thing and have just finished the left :01:

Jonno B)

[SoiL]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:09
:rolleyes: No, I don&#39;t cook :lol:

I have pointy metal thing and have just finished the left :01:

Jonno B)
well i give up :frusty:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:09
:rolleyes: No, I don&#39;t cook :lol:

I have pointy metal thing and have just finished the left :01:

Jonno B)
piercing you ears? :blink:

[DanB]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)+27 July 2004 - 16:11--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE ((>Zero Cool<) @ 27 July 2004 - 16:11)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:09
:rolleyes: No, I don&#39;t cook :lol:

I have pointy metal thing and have just finished the left :01:

Jonno B)
piercing you ears? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Both of them?

Oh dear :(

[100%]

u stuck an onion up your nose?

[100%]

Piercing your Testicles?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

No I&#39;m not piercing anything :ph34r:

Altho Zed is closest so far :lol:

And yes, I&#39;m still doing it :01:

Jonno B)

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by danb+27 July 2004 - 15:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (danb @ 27 July 2004 - 15:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@27 July 2004 - 16:11
<!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:09
:rolleyes: No, I don&#39;t cook :lol:

I have pointy metal thing and have just finished the left :01:

Jonno B)
piercing you ears? :blink:
Both of them?

Oh dear :( [/b][/quote]
at the same time with one bit of metal could be interesting :blink:

[DanB]

Popping blisters?

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@27 July 2004 - 15:15
No I&#39;m not piercing anything :ph34r:

Altho Zed is closest so far :lol:

And yes, I&#39;m still doing it :01:

Jonno B)
syringing your ears :unsure:

pickin yer nose, both sides :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Nearly :lol:

I&#39;m having a break now cos it&#39;s getting sore :(

Jonno B)

[100%]

Look Jonno - I am warning you
i have the Gift of a Really Fuck Sick Imagination beyond rotten.coms nude siamese twins with dualdildo in tubgirls birthday cake
so i seriously suggest you tell us or else this is gonna get Real Nasty

[(>Zero Cool<)]

just don&#39;t post pics :helpsmile:

[SoiL]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@27 July 2004 - 15:21
Look Jonno - I am warning you
i have the Gift of a Really Fuck Sick Imagination beyond rotten.coms nude siamese twins with dualdildo in tubgirls birthday cake
so i seriously suggest you tell us or else this is gonna get Real Nasty
:lol: :lol: :lol:

is it durty at all?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Zed........... :lol: You don&#39;t know me very well do you :lol:
Maybe you should chat to Zero and Dan before starting a perv war with me :lol:

:01: Bring it on&#33;&#33; :01:

But I never said anything I was doing was pervy :rolleyes:
I&#39;m gonna start again in a sec cos the pain has subsided and my eyes have stopped watering :D

Jonno B)

[100%]

http://www.photoclipartisland.com/photos/ac0485.gif
Some Helpful Pointers
•
Don&#39;t use an electric shaver. It&#39;ll mulch your scrotum.

•
Never remove pubic hair with wax. Waxing your so-called bikini line is perfectly acceptable. But genital waxing can cause infection, and I&#39;m told it hurts like the bejeezus.

•
Never remove pubic hair with chemical agents or wipe-away sprays. (Does "baked beans" mean anything to you?)

•
Always shave when you&#39;re sober and in a fully alert and attentive state of mind.

Preparation
If you have long pubic hairs, trim them with clippers or scissors. Electric clippers are best for this purpose. If you must use scissors, take a seat before you do the deed. The last thing you need is to slip on the bathroom floor and perforate your pouch.

Take a long, warm bath to open the pores of your skin. Pat your genitals dry with a towel. Apply a generous layer of moisturizing shave cream at least five minutes before you shave.

Put a new blade in your razor. If you intend to shave a large area, such as pubic and thigh regions together, keep another new blade handy. Change blades as soon as the razor starts to drag.

Shaving Testicles
Believe it or not, the success of this procedure depends on your frame of mind. Every man knows that his scrotum reacts to his emotional state. It&#39;s perfectly normal; we evolved this capability to instinctively hide our family jewels from dangerous marauders. So, if your sack shrivels up in panic, don&#39;t make the attempt. Ideally, it should be loose and essentially indifferent to its fate.

To safely shave your testicles, gently pull the scrotum skin tight with your fingertips to create a smooth glide surface. Carefully shave the front and sides of your scrotum. Don&#39;t bother with the back. It&#39;ll just itch like crazy, and it won&#39;t improve your boys&#39; appearance one bit.

When you&#39;re done, cleanse the scrotum and follow with a good aftershave balm, to reduce irritation. Shave the area again in a week or two, or whenever it starts to chafe against your clothing.
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[Mathea]

are you tweezing ur eyebrows?

[TheRealDave]

removing nostral hair :01:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by TheRealDave@27 July 2004 - 15:41
removing nostral hair :01:
:01: Bout fecking time&#33;&#33; :01:

@Mathea.........It took a girl to spark the thought ;) :lol:

@Zed.........Sorry mate, I do that regulary, but I&#39;ve never done it how you say, electric hair clippers then a wet shave :01:

Jonno B)

[TheRealDave]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS+27 July 2004 - 15:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JONNO_CELEBS @ 27 July 2004 - 15:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheRealDave@27 July 2004 - 15:41
removing nostral hair :01:
:01: Bout fecking time&#33;&#33; :01: [/b][/quote]
:01: :01: :01: :01: :01: :01: :01: :01:

[100%]

NOSTRIL HAIR SWEATER (http://www.netlaughter.com/hairsweater/hairsweater.cfm) :blink:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:blink: Oh sweater as in Jumper :frusty:

I thought it was something to do with perspiring from your nose :rolleyes:

Jonno B)