Story Time...........

[121]

You can only have one sentence per post :D


So there I was sitting in my local Burger King, eating my whopper when......

[manker]

Originally posted by 121@29 July 2004 - 23:42
You can only have one sentence per post :D


So there I was sitting in my local Burger King, eating my whopper when......
This guy said "Wow, that's the first time I've ever seen auto-fellatio"

[ziggyjuarez]

so i said to him

[Cheese]

Right then Martin Sheen's less talented brother Joe Estevez walked in.

[121]

He said "Oh my god! Your performing auto-fellatio in Burger King! :o Did you have to remove your bottom ribs in order to perform that maneuver?".

[manker]

Joe Estevez then asked the mods to close the thread because the thread creator broke the rules and used two sentances <_<

[Cheese]

Unfortunately Joe Estevez was not a member of the forum so his cries for justice went unheeded.

[manker]

In defiance Joe Estevez Painted the transgression in big letters, hollywood style, on a hill for NikkiD to see on her way to the offie.

[121]

But then he noticed that in the first post it read " I sentence per post" and turned his attentions to a royale with cheese.

[manker]

Originally posted by 121@30 July 2004 - 00:00
But then he noticed that in the first post it read " I sentence per POST" and turned his attentions to a royal with cheese.
:blink:

Joe Estevez says to the thread starter "Yes, but you used two sentances in your post, numnutz"

[121]

The poster turned away in shame...........

[Cheese]

Joe Estevez pwned all with his logic and smoked a cheap cigar.

[Gemby!]

cos gemby is GOD and is writing a bible .. someday :01:

[manker]

Originally posted by Withcheese@30 July 2004 - 00:05
Joe Estevez pwned all with his logic and smoked a cheap cigar.
In a Monica Lewinsky sty-lee

[Cheese]

Whilst smoking Joe Estevez decided to go on a killing spree against his more successful relations.

[Mathea]

Originally posted by 121@29 July 2004 - 23:00
But then he noticed that in the first post it read " I sentence per post" and turned his attentions to a royale with cheese.
but only if cheese is consenting

[Spicker]

i am lost :01:

[Snee]

...Monica Lewinsky said while smoking Joe Estevez :blink:

[121]

Smoking Joe Estevez made Monica Lewinsky as high as a kite, so she walked into the street and shouted........

[Cheese]

Originally posted by 121@30 July 2004 - 22:27
Smoking Joe Estevez made Monica Lewinsky as high as a kite, so she walked into the street and shouted........
"Get your own ideas Withcheese and don&#39;t steal Joe Estevez from MST3k..."

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese+30 July 2004 - 22:29--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 July 2004 - 22:29)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-121@30 July 2004 - 22:27
Smoking Joe Estevez made Monica Lewinsky as high as a kite, so she walked into the street and shouted........
"Get your own ideas Withcheese and don&#39;t steal Joe Estevez from MST3k..." [/b][/quote]
How do i best describe MST3k, she thought to herself.

[Mike Nelson]

Originally posted by SnnY+30 July 2004 - 21:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 30 July 2004 - 21:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Withcheese@30 July 2004 - 22:29
<!--QuoteBegin-121@30 July 2004 - 22:27
Smoking Joe Estevez made Monica Lewinsky as high as a kite, so she walked into the street and shouted........
"Get your own ideas Withcheese and don&#39;t steal Joe Estevez from MST3k..."
How do i best describe MST3k, she thought to herself. [/b][/quote]
She remembered it starred a handsome guy called Mike Nelson...

[121]

Monica Lewinsky decided to do something radical so she approached a member of the public and..............