Ninjas!

[Snee]

Are there any on this forum?


And if so do you have any tips? :unsure:


I'd like to assinate my hairdresser.


I mean Assassinate, sorry.

[ziggyjuarez]

i used to be but they kicked me out of ninja class :(

[Cheese]

Hairdressers in England are all fit young twenty-somethings. A ninja wouldn't stand a chance... :ph34r:

[ziggyjuarez]

are they gay over there too?

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese@30 July 2004 - 23:04
Hairdressers in England are all fit young twenty-somethings. A ninja wouldn't stand a chance... :ph34r:
But they have swords and stuff, i thought?

[keyser_soze]

Hmm I hope so, the thought of a 20 something lesbian running her fingers through my hair feels nice :D

[Cheese]

Originally posted by keyser_soze@30 July 2004 - 23:07
Hmm I hope so, the thought of a 20 something lesbian running her fingers through my hair feels nice :D
I, for one, don't want some militant ninja lesbian running her hands through my hair... :ph34r:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese+30 July 2004 - 23:10--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 30 July 2004 - 23:10)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-keyser_soze@30 July 2004 - 23:07
Hmm I hope so, the thought of a 20 something lesbian running her fingers through my hair feels nice&nbsp; :D
I, for one, don&#39;t want some militant ninja lesbian running her hands through my hair... :ph34r: [/b][/quote]
or scissors for that matter. :ph34r:

And the stuff they can do with hairspray. :unsure:

[keyser_soze]

OOoooohhh the excitement of it all, behind you pushing her breasts into you back while asking you if your going holiday or where you&#39;ve been on holiday is a 21 y/o lesbian holding a sharp pair of scissors, she could kill any second using a 2000 year old ninja technique that would&#39;nt even make u bleed,http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/m/weedsmilie.gif time for a post coital reefer I think :D

[Snee]

Maybe I shouldn&#39;t assinate her after all then?

[Cheese]

Originally posted by keyser_soze@30 July 2004 - 23:32
OOoooohhh the excitement of it all, behind you pushing her breasts into you back while asking you if your going holiday or where you&#39;ve been on holiday is a 21 y/o lesbian holding a sharp pair of scissors, she could kill any second using a 2000 year old ninja technique that would&#39;nt even make u bleed,http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/m/weedsmilie.gif time for a post coital reefer I think :D
:lol:

Now I&#39;m feeling hawt... :ph34r:

[keyser_soze]

Maybe I shouldn&#39;t assinate her after all then? Learn to live with her m8, accept her way of life, maybe you could change her lesbian tendencies and let her see all men are&#39;nt rapists :D

[Snee]

If only she hadn&#39;t shaved my head all of this could have been avoided.

[Lilmiss]

Im a Ginger,
Is that close enough? :ph34r:

[keyser_soze]

If only she hadn&#39;t shaved my head all of this could have been avoided. see already trying to make u look like a lesbian :o theres hope yet brother. :D

[Robert00000]

Originally posted by keyser_soze@30 July 2004 - 22:32
OOoooohhh the excitement of it all, behind you pushing her breasts into you back while asking you if your going holiday or where you&#39;ve been on holiday is a 21 y/o lesbian holding a sharp pair of scissors, she could kill any second using a 2000 year old ninja technique that would&#39;nt even make u bleed,http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/m/weedsmilie.gif time for a post coital reefer I think :D
Sounds like a p0rn0 i once saw :bag:

[keyser_soze]

I think I might have starred innit m8 as Dick horn m8 :rolleyes: :D

[Snee]

Originally posted by lilmiss@31 July 2004 - 00:11
Im a Ginger,
Is that close enough? :ph34r:
Close to what? :blink:

[Cheese]

Originally posted by SnnY+31 July 2004 - 11:47--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 31 July 2004 - 11:47)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@31 July 2004 - 00:11
Im a Ginger,
Is that close enough?&nbsp; :ph34r:
Close to what? :blink: [/b][/quote]
Ginger Ninja. :01:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Withcheese+31 July 2004 - 11:58--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Withcheese @ 31 July 2004 - 11:58)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:47
<!--QuoteBegin-lilmiss@31 July 2004 - 00:11
Im a Ginger,
Is that close enough? :ph34r:
Close to what? :blink:
Ginger Ninja. :01: [/b][/quote]
I suppose that was obvious, noooo.

What are the benefits to being a ginger ninja as opposed to being a regular one then?

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by SnnY@30 July 2004 - 21:59
I&#39;d like to assinate my hairdresser.

slice the top of her head off with a samurai sword. Just train for 15 years or summat like one of those films.

[Snee]

Does it have to be a real samurai sword then?

Can I use this kinda&#39; cheap copy my brother has?

[ck-uk]

japanese history ,specially shogun....is umm interesting...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shogun

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&ie...=shogun&spell=1 (http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&ie=UTF-8&q=shogun&spell=1).

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:03
Does it have to be a real samurai sword then?

Can I use this kinda&#39; cheap copy my brother has?
I suppose it does for the whole sharpness aspect. You must take that into consideration. Must be a clean cut. ;)

Sorry if thats a little too sick, i dont make a habit out of using swords to take peoples scalps off.

Maybe use a knife sharpner for 8 hours a day for 10 years, you have to show dedication.....ninjas have dedication,right?

[Snee]

I have a feeling that the metal in my brother&#39;s sword was not in fact folded a thousand times.

And nor would it split a falling leaf gently drifting downwards onto the edge.

But if I had a running start I reckon I could sort of hack her scalp off.

[lynx]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats@31 July 2004 - 12:05
i dont make a habit out of using swords to take peoples scalps off.
Is this something to do with the "pope" thread? :blink:

[Snee]

Depends on what kind of hobbies the pope has.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:09
sort of hack her scalp off
I mean, its this that worries me a little.

Hack is bad enough, but sort of hack.....? We´re looking at a whole different scenario then my friend.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:12
Depends on what kind of hobbies the pope has.
it seems he likes to watch b-boy dancers.

[Snee]

Originally posted by crazy_billy_bats+31 July 2004 - 12:12--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (crazy_billy_bats &#064; 31 July 2004 - 12:12)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:09
sort of hack her scalp off
I mean, its this that worries me a little.

Hack is bad enough, but sort of hack.....? We´re looking at a whole different scenario then my friend. [/b][/quote]
Good point, I&#39;ll use a axe instead.



it seems he likes to watch b-boy dancers.
:blink:

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:16

Good point, I&#39;ll use a axe instead.

wont you have to wear a trenchcoat to conceal it though?

[Snee]

See, I might have missed that, good thing you spotted that little flaw in my plan.

Incidentally, I was thinking of blinding her with her own hairspray.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:) Mornin

you could always use some of lilmiss rogers hair dye instead, it seems to have rather devastating effects :rolleyes:

[Snee]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@31 July 2004 - 15:43
:) Mornin

you could always use some of lilmiss rogers hair dye instead, it seems to have rather devastating effects :rolleyes:
I don&#39;t think it&#39;ll look that good on my shaved scalp tho&#39; :unsure:

[(>Zero Cool<)]

:rolleyes:

I meant instaed of scalping some poor person, you could colour em in instead, so you&#39;re head is shaved, do you now look like cheese an dan? (why does that sound like a cartoon duo??) :blink:

[Snee]

sadly yes.

We could start a cult.



Lucky my hair grows fast. (at least 1.5 cm per month, phew)

[keyser_soze]

whhhooooaa whats happened here when I left this post last night we&#39;d agreed not to top her now were looking at different ways of going about it :o for the record though best way of killing a hairdresser is wait until they&#39;ve left the roof down on there convertible and have a shit on the seat :rolleyes: :D just commenting from my own personal experiances :rolleyes:

[Snee]

Just keeping my options open, and saving any useful hints for later reference.

&#39;cos I&#39;m fairly certain I didn&#39;t ask her to shave my head. :angry:
She may wish me harm, I&#39;m not sure :unsure:

[crazy_billy_bats]

you could bring cyanide and drop it in one of her many cups of coffee/tea a day.

[Snee]

Do you think they all do that then?

I mean, maybe that&#39;s only the british ones :unsure:

Also, maybe I should make it really gory, I mean to make an example out of her.

"here&#39;s what happens when you shave people&#39;s eads without them asking"

[crazy_billy_bats]

In that case you could shave hers and throw her out onto the street.

[Snee]

That sounds kinda&#39; biblical.

[crazy_billy_bats]

Taken in a literal sense, yes, but...


Just slap her in the face.

[Snee]

I may have said gory, you know.

Unless I&#39;m slapping her with a board with nails in or something that&#39;s probably not the way to do proper gory.

[crazy_billy_bats]

:lol:

Right then a board of nails is easy to make, but hard to conceal. You could attach a few drawing pins strategically on a smallish piece of wood, hide it in your pocket with blu tack attched to it so as not to injure yourself. Then systematically take off the pieces of blue tac while she cuts your hair(if theres any left), then (if she hasnt seen you), take the piece of wood and slap her across the face.

[Snee]

Now, that is constructive. :D