The Pope

[Dr Spaulding]

"Know your role and shut your mouth!" (http://www.guardian.co.uk/pope/story/0,12272,1273140,00.html)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2004/07/30/ppeaa.jpg

:01:

[thewizeard]

Perhaps a subject for the Talk Club...

[ziggyjuarez]

Originally posted by Dr Spaulding@31 July 2004 - 07:14
"Know your role and shut your mouth!" (http://www.guardian.co.uk/pope/story/0,12272,1273140,00.html)

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2004/07/30/ppeaa.jpg

:01:
this is why i never had faith...

[manker]

I didn't know that the pope could speak anymore. Normally he can be seen dribbling, mainly.

If he really did say/write that, which he almost certainly didn't, then complete dehibilitating dementure will come as a welcome relief for the rest of the world.

[Guillaume]

And once again someone tries to put words in the mouth of the Holy Father! :angry:

His actual words were:

WWTDFDHFHVJHVN NGYJFHYFUYTFUFUJVNVNHYFHFHFVHVGFTFTFHVNVNB
VNVNVHVJVJHJGJHFFXGFKKKCHCHCCHCCHCCHCVG
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

[ziggyjuarez]

how do you guys get a new one?

[Snee]

When he dies, they elect & elevate another archbishop, I think it is.

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 12:30
When he dies, they elect & elevate another archbishop, I think it is.
Not exactly, the Roman Curia can choose any one they bloody want...
Which is kind of frightening sometimes. ;)

[Snee]

As long as they don't elect me, I couldn't care less.


Prolly 'cos I'm not a catholic. :D

[Guillaume]

You've got to be a cleric of some sort before they do...

Are you a cleric? :shifty:

*backs away slowly keeping backside against the wall* :fear:

[Snee]

Originally posted by Gurahl@31 July 2004 - 11:41
You've got to be a cleric of some sort before they do...

Are you a cleric? :shifty:
I dunno', how do I know if I am? :unsure:

bit silly but what the hey

[Guillaume]

Anything look like this http://www.pfsj.ca/soutane_n.jpg in your wardrobe?

If yes, there's a good chznce you are...

[Snee]

Nah, I don't wear dresses.

I think my mum has one of those tho' :blink:

[crazy_billy_bats]

I remember someone told me once that hes walking around dead, he just doesnt know it yet. I have nothing against the man however. Can he walk?

[lynx]

Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:50
Nah, I don't wear dresses.

I think my mum has one of those tho' :blink:
Maybe your mum will be the next pope. :rolleyes:

Edit: just remembered that pope means father.
That would mean that your mum would become your dad. :unsure:

[Snee]

Originally posted by lynx+31 July 2004 - 12:03--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lynx @ 31 July 2004 - 12:03)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:50
Nah, I don&#39;t wear dresses.

I think my mum has one of those tho&#39; :blink:
Maybe your mum will be the next pope. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
That&#39;d be pretty cool.

She&#39;d be like a popette. :blink:

[manker]

Originally posted by SnnY+31 July 2004 - 12:05--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 31 July 2004 - 12:05)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by lynx@31 July 2004 - 12:03
<!--QuoteBegin-SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:50
Nah, I don&#39;t wear dresses.

I think my mum has one of those tho&#39; :blink:
Maybe your mum will be the next pope. :rolleyes:
That&#39;d be pretty cool.

She&#39;d be like a popette. :blink: [/b][/quote]
A pope tart, perhaps?

I&#39;ll get my soutane