I Pissed My Exam

[DarthInsinuate]

yep, i pissed myself in an exam

hmmm, i suddenly got a flash back of 'allo, 'allo

[brenda]

pmsl

[DarthInsinuate]

Originally posted by brenda@2 August 2004 - 11:19
pmsl
wtfl? this isn't a thread to talk about you're menstruationl

[brenda]

I dont have a men station.......

......I'd like one though

[manker]

Originally posted by brenda@2 August 2004 - 11:27
I dont have a men station.......

......I'd like one though
I heard about a 'men station' somewhere, I think it was GMTV one morning.

It's a room where men wait while their girlfriend/wife goes shopping. In a man station they've got things like video games, power tools (wtf?), PCs with internet access and probably prostitutes although Lorraine didn't specify this. They sound awesome but I havent seen one in my locality.

Bit like a creche, really :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I got asked yesterday by a 50y/o skanky woman how much she could earn by turning a trick :helpsmile:
Thats gotta be the worst chat up line ever :ph34r:

I told her that in parts of Asia she would only make the equivilent of £1.20....I actually meant in the uk :lol:

This is true btw :rolleyes:

Jonno B)

[manker]

Maybe she's a Paul Daniels fan :unsure:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

:unsure: Why, has he turned to prostitution? :unsure:

:x

Jonno B)

[Snee]

Originally posted by manker+2 August 2004 - 12:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 2 August 2004 - 12:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-brenda@2 August 2004 - 11:27
I dont have a men station.......

......I&#39;d like one though
I heard about a &#39;men station&#39; somewhere, I think it was GMTV one morning.

It&#39;s a room where men wait while their girlfriend/wife goes shopping. In a man station they&#39;ve got things like video games, power tools (wtf?), PCs with internet access and probably prostitutes although Lorraine didn&#39;t specify this. They sound awesome but I havent seen one in my locality.

Bit like a creche, really :unsure: [/b][/quote]
If you gave me a day in one of those I have a feeling it wouldn&#39;t be there anymore then.

I get so restless. :rolleyes:

[manker]

Originally posted by SnnY+2 August 2004 - 13:17--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SnnY @ 2 August 2004 - 13:17)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by manker@2 August 2004 - 12:35
<!--QuoteBegin-brenda@2 August 2004 - 11:27
I dont have a men station.......

......I&#39;d like one though
I heard about a &#39;men station&#39; somewhere, I think it was GMTV one morning.

It&#39;s a room where men wait while their girlfriend/wife goes shopping. In a man station they&#39;ve got things like video games, power tools (wtf?), PCs with internet access and probably prostitutes although Lorraine didn&#39;t specify this. They sound awesome but I havent seen one in my locality.

Bit like a creche, really :unsure:
If you gave me a day in one of those I have a feeling it wouldn&#39;t be there anymore then.

I get so restless. :rolleyes: [/b][/quote]
The power tools thing confused me, perhaps they&#39;re there for folk that like cutting wood. Personally I prefer doing something fun :blink:



@ Jonno - no but he does tricks, silly rabbit :rolleyes:

[Voetsek]

Power tools when you get paid to us them my fav was the nail gun

[Snee]

You can have a jolly good time using tools.

One of our favourite pastimes when we were kids was cutting down trees.

Lets just say that parts of the local forest hasn&#39;t recovered yet.


EDit: and the nailgun is pretty sweet, just remove that safety thing that makes you have to hold it against something, and you can start firing, fun at work that was.

[manker]

Originally posted by Voetsek@2 August 2004 - 13:33
Power tools when you get paid to us them my fav was the nail gun
Did you ever get that one out of your cranium?

[Gemby!]

a guy in my old school pooped his panties in my english class :01:

[enoughfakefiles]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@2 August 2004 - 19:27
a guy in my old school pooped his panties in my english class :01:
The lengths people will goto to get out of english class. :unsure:

[Gemby!]

yeh he even left school

i even remember his name :o

and this happened in year ...9 which was 2/3 years ago &#33;

wow i remember stuff :01:

bless you nathan and your shitty panties :rolleyes: