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Spider_dude
08-02-2004, 11:00 AM
but it was by an 70 year old woman called pearl. she was american and said to me "are you going my way?" and i just looked at her, then she said "well are you?" i felt like telling her to fuck off, but i didn't. then i heard one of her nurses saying to another pearls been sticking her fingers in other peoples cups of tea. this is the dementia ward mind you.
Spider_dude
08-02-2004, 11:04 AM
i must point out the "are you going my way" made me immediately think about lenny kravitz and that song he sang. "cos i gotta gotta know, are you going my way...."
ziggyjuarez
08-02-2004, 11:04 AM
wow you must be smart.you work at a ho hos hostp hostipidal!
i need a free heart
manker
08-02-2004, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@2 August 2004 - 12:01
pearls been sticking her fingers in other peoples cups of tea.
:lol: :D :lol:
Give Pearl a chance, you might enjoy her hidden fruits
http://www.metroactive.com/papers/sonoma/02.08.01/gifs/sexyfoodfilms-0106.jpg
You know, I never quite got propositioned when I worked at one of those places.
I got remarks like "when I look at you I think "if I was ten years younger..."", which would have put her in her mid sixties btw.
Oh and "fucking foreigner/n****r which was odd, because, well just look at my avatar/sig. And my personal favourite, at the top of one lady's lungs "Heeeeeelp he stole my money", not that she had any with her mind you.
JONNO_CELEBS
08-02-2004, 12:26 PM
Ewwww will be tits down to knees and all dry and crusty :ph34r:
:x Look like an old bit of frying steak :lol:
Jonno B)
Voetsek
08-02-2004, 12:34 PM
Shame i don't work so i miss all the fun and chances of this happening to me
namzuf9
08-02-2004, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@2 August 2004 - 13:27
Ewwww will be tits down to knees and all dry and crusty :ph34r:
:x Look like an old bit of frying steak :lol:
Jonno B)
Talking from experience Jonno :lol:
crazy_billy_bats
08-03-2004, 09:14 AM
Originally posted by Spider_dude@2 August 2004 - 11:01
but it was by an 70 year old woman called pearl. she was american and said to me "are you going my way?" and i just looked at her, then she said "well are you?" i felt like telling her to fuck off, but i didn't. then i heard one of her nurses saying to another pearls been sticking her fingers in other peoples cups of tea. this is the dementia ward mind you.
I laughed out loud at that.
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