Help With Problem

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I have a problem (don&#39;t <_< ) my knee for some reason is giving me some real shit, to put it bluntly I can&#39;t walk on it at all :(
But I need a piss, do I hobble to the bog and moan about how much my knee hurts or do I piss in this empty glass next to me? :unsure:

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

How big&#39;s the glass?

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I got a pint glass and a half pint mug, after that I would be on my shoes and the ashtray :ph34r:

Jonno B)

[Biggles]

Do you really want to sit there thinking "my knee hurts and there is a horrible glass of piss sitting right beside me to boot" :huh:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Yeah I could handle that :lol:

Nothing new :lol:

Jonno B)

[Biggles]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 21:08
Yeah I could handle that :lol:

Nothing new :lol:

Jonno B)
You could drink it - supposed to be very medicinal - might cure your knee. :ph34r:

[NikkiD]

Sometimes you scare me Jon. :ph34r:

[Guillaume]

Hobble... Crawl to the bog if needs be...

A slight miscalculation with the glass and you&#39;d look like a complete http://feminaweb.free.fr/images/portraits2/sein.jpg&#33; :lol:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Biggles........True, very true it could in someway fix my knee, tho I seriously doubt it :)

@Nikki.....What? :unsure:

@Gurahl.......Don&#39;t do that ever again :ph34r: I thought it was an alien :lol:

I think I&#39;m now gonna go for a piss and come back to moan about it :)

Jonno B)

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 23:12
@Gurahl.......Don&#39;t do that ever again :ph34r: I thought it was an alien :lol:
So, the eyesight&#39;s failing too? :P

[100%]

full bladder syndrome
stage 1: you are perfectly comfortable, but if you happened to be near a bathroom and had nothing else to do, perhaps you would stop by for a minute to "see if you have to go". your bladder is relatively or perhaps completely empty.

stage 2: you begin to notice your bladder at certain times, when pressure is applied or perhaps when going over bumps in an automobile, but it doesn&#39;t bother you much, and you probably do not even notice it unless you think about it.

stage 3: the feeling of a full bladder comes and goes, but is easily ignored. you begin wanting to return to stage 1, but it can certainly wait. the only way to return to stage one is of course to empty the bladder.

stage 4: you constantly have the feeling that you have to go to the bathroom and it is beginning to make you uncomfortable. this is the stage most people stop at because of this.

stage 5: you are very uncomfortable, but you can control it. you begin trying to find a more comfortable position. there may be a degree of pain.

stage 6: you are doing the dance now. you can still hold it, but it keeps you from concentrating on anything else and is quite uncomfortable, and you know you must find relief soon.

stage 7: you are dancing like a maniac and at any minute you could progress to stage 8. the only thing you can think about is finding a toilet, and fast.

stage 8: your full bladder syndrome has reached the highest stage. you are wet. this stage could last several minutes, but when it is complete, you return to stage 1.