I Could Have Died Today!

[brenda]

I fell off the sofa and landed on my back on a pint glass which smashed beneath me, and dragged my mate off who fell on top of me, I have no idea how I avoided being impailed, in fact I have no idea how I managed to come away from it without a scratch seen as the glass looked like this when I stood up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/brendastarr/glass.bmp

[ziggyjuarez]

HAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHE :lol:
U Dummie!

[peat moss]

But you didn't witch is good news. :)

[brenda]

Originally posted by peat moss@4 August 2004 - 01:40
But you didn't witch is good news. :)
Indeed :D

Shocked the hell out of me though, at first I couldn't work out whether I was hurt of not cus I was balanced on my hands and I could feel the points of the glass touching my back.

[peat moss]

Made me think ,next time mate on top ! :D

[Rick Phlegm]

Are you sure the other half's not embedded in your back? :unsure:

[brenda]

Originally posted by Rick Phlegm@4 August 2004 - 01:47
Are you sure the other half's not embedded in your back? :unsure:
:'( I'll just go and check brb

[jazzthefunk]

glad u're okay :01:

:smoke:

[brenda]

Jazz do you have the song 'The Snake' by Al Wilson or Johnny Rivers?

I know this is off topic but it's my topic so there :P

[jazzthefunk]

Originally posted by brenda@4 August 2004 - 02:08
Jazz do you have the song 'The Snake' by Al Wilson or Johnny Rivers?

I know this is off topic but it's my topic so there :P
no ill se if i canget it though ;)




:smoke:

[elitek]

wow, you are still alive
congrats!

[muchspl2]

try again http://members.cox.net/dodger1954/dunno.gif

[BawA]

how did that glass came there, mybe somebody trying to kill :ghostface:

[Monkeee]

do you think death is after you? :ghostface:

http://www.whitworthfamily.org/final-destination-two.jpg

[Alucard1475]

maybe you're already dead and you don't know it yet...just like in the sixth sense :unsure: ........ :fear:

[JONNO_CELEBS]

There's a very important question here that everyone has missed......

Do you have another glass? Or at least something to put your drink in? :unsure:

Jonno B)

[tralalala]

glad to hear youre alright brenda :)

just be sure you dont leave glasses on the floor after you get scotched up <_<


:lol:


Rafi

[Yogi]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 August 2004 - 09:34
There&#39;s a very important question here that everyone has missed......

Do you have another glass? Or at least something to put your drink in? :unsure:

Jonno B)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


You are on a roll, Jonz&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[Guillaume]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@4 August 2004 - 09:34
There&#39;s a very important question here that everyone has missed......
There&#39;s one more&#33;

What happened to the beer?

[brenda]

@bawa - I left it on the floor :(

@Monkeee - :o

@Alucard1475 - :o

@JONNO - the first thing the guy who&#39;s house it was asked me was "that wasn&#39;t my Cafereys glass was it" &#33;&#33;

@Rafi - yep that makes sense

@Gurahl - tis ok it was empty

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Yogi...........I am not, I hav&#39;nt had a wan.........Oh I get it :rolleyes:

@Gurahl.........Very very good point :ph34r:

@Brenda......You can spell my name without shouting if you like :)
And I&#39;m not suprised, I would have asked the same thing, however I would never let a girl have a good glass, you girls are always breaking stuff :rolleyes: :lol:

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

i&#39;ve almost died once too &#33;&#33;&#33;

i almost snapped my back when someone fell ontop of me :01:

i couldnt walk properly for 3 weeks &#33;&#33; :01:

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by brenda@3 August 2004 - 18:38
I fell off the sofa and landed on my back on a pint glass which smashed beneath me, and dragged my mate off who fell on top of me, I have no idea how I avoided being impailed, in fact I have no idea how I managed to come away from it without a scratch seen as the glass looked like this when I stood up.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v143/brendastarr/glass.bmp
God must not have wanted you yet...

Which is a good sign, you&#39;re still with us. :D

When I was about Gemby&#39;s age, we had this storage shed out back. I thought I would nail this board across the bottom of the doorway to keep the skunks out. Couldn&#39;t drive it all the way in, so I just left it. It rained a few days later, and I went out to get something out of the shed, slipped on the mud, and landed on that nail, which just missed my jugular vein by about an inch. :(

Hurt like hell for a long time.

[Gemby!]

lets all share our near death experiences :01:

i got loads but they are quite boring :rolleyes:

[ziggyjuarez]

The highyway james dean died on is aloso called blood ally.i was on that highyway with a mad man&#33;i thought i was going to die.

[Gemby!]

oo i got a good near death experience ..

a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:

scary stuff :fear:

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@4 August 2004 - 04:45
oo i got a good near death experience ..

a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:

scary stuff :fear:
Did he fart or belch profusly?

[TheRealDave]

I have never had a near death experience. I wont either. I shall live forever.

[100%]

Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death

(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)

With Regards,

DEATH
:ghostface:

[brenda]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 August 2004 - 13:14
Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death

(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)

With Regards,

DEATH
:ghostface:
ooooo excellent...... always wanted to out with a bang, I think decapitation would be top of my list.

Actually I got divorced 7 years a go :blink:

@ Jonno - thx ........... I was just copying the way its written :unsure:

[Gemby!]

Originally posted by UcanRock2+4 August 2004 - 11:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (UcanRock2 @ 4 August 2004 - 11:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-gemby&#33;@4 August 2004 - 04:45
oo i got a good near death experience ..

a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once .... :blink:

scary stuff :fear:
Did he fart or belch profusly? [/b][/quote]
no he just sat there - all innocent and fat squashing-ness like <_<

[brenda]

Today I have been bitten on the arm.

It looks like a mozzie bite but being in the UK I doubt it.

All around the bite I have developed a mad rash that looks like measles and its spreading all over my arm.

Have I been poisoned dya think ?