Chainsaw Massacre..........

[Yogi]

In London a man climbed in a tree in his garden to do some sawing.

He lost balance, fell out off the tree and in the process sliced his wife with the

chainsaw. She died instantly.

Gardening is dangerous!



yogi

[Proper Bo]

He's also now in hospital being treated for shock

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2004 - 13:28
He's also now in hospital being treated for shock
I can imagine that!! :(

[Alucard1475]

holy shit... is that true :fear2:

[Guillaume]

Freak accidents

Maybe I've watched too much Columbo, but I'm suspiscious right now...

She was standing right under a tree when someone was using a chainsaw? <_<
Come on, nobody&#39;s that dumb&#33;

[nosy bastard]Is there some life-insurance involved? Has the "grief-devastated" husband been seen with a lovely young person lately? That&#39;s what I want to know&#33;[/nosy bastard]

[TheRealDave]

Is there a link to an news article? Anyone?

[Proper Bo]

I saw it on teletext a day or two ago

[ahctlucabbuS]

Thats horrible :o

[Gemby!]

i read that in the sun yesterday, and they had a bigger article today

its real sad cos it was a total accident :(

i will check the sun&#39;s website to see if there is an article the real dave :)

[Gemby!]

article (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004361043,,00.html)

there you go

[TheRealDave]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@5 August 2004 - 15:09
article (http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004361043,,00.html)

there you go
Thank you. :)

[TheRealDave]

Speachless. :o

[Proper Bo]

I bet she never saw that coming




I&#39;ll get me coat...

[Yogi]

Originally posted by Proper Bo, I tell thee@5 August 2004 - 17:36
I bet she never saw that coming




I&#39;ll get me coat...
She died head over heels................

[TheRealDave]

Originally posted by SensualBarfing+5 August 2004 - 16:53--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (SensualBarfing @ 5 August 2004 - 16:53)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Proper Bo@ I tell thee,5 August 2004 - 17:36
I bet she never saw that coming




I&#39;ll get me coat...
She died head over heels................ [/b][/quote]
So cruel yet it made me laugh. :lol:

[Gemby!]

you lot are so evil &#33;&#33;&#33; :lol: :nono:

[Yogi]

Originally posted by gemby&#33;@5 August 2004 - 21:12
you lot are so evil &#33;&#33;&#33;&nbsp; :lol:&nbsp; :nono:
Sorry, Gemma, if we cause you any harm, but the initial evil was the chainsaw.


It was such an inspirational piece of news.
































http://www.londonstimes.us/toons/cartoons/chainsaw.jpg :lol:

[Proper Bo]

Well it was definately no way to get ahead in life...



I&#39;ll get me hat too..





afterthought: there&#39;s probably a hat going spare in that household too :lol:




That&#39;s all the bad jokes from me, they&#39;re <s>decapitating</s> deteriorating badly :rolleyes: