hippychick
08-06-2004, 08:34 PM
> > You Live in New York City when...
> >
> > 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you
> > mean Manhattan.
> > 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the
> > Empire State Building.
> > 3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to
> > get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't
> > find Wisconsin on a map.
> > 4. You think Central Park is "nature."
> > 5. You believe that being able to swear at people in
> > their own language makes you multi-lingual.
> > 6. You've worn out a car horn.
> > 7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
> >
> > You live in Arizona when...
> >
> > 1.. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you
> > found shade.
> > 2. You can open and drive your car without touching
> > the car door or the steering wheel.
> > 3. You've experienced condensation on your butt from
> > the hot water in the toilet bowl.
> > 4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold
> > water on your face.
> > 5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a
> > tank top.
> > 6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and
> > universities.
> > 7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and
> > never leave town.
> > 8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
> > 9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and
> > ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
> > 10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what
> > hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
> >
> > You Live in California when...
> >
> > 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford
> > to buy a house.
> > 2 The high school quarterback calls a time-out to
> > answer his cell phone.
> > 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your
> > driveway.
> > 4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
> > 5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood
> > block party.
> > 6. When someone asks you how far something is, you
> > tell them how long it will take to get there rather
> > than how many miles away it is.
> >
> > You Live in Maine when...
> >
> > 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,
> > and Tabasco.
> > 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
> > 3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
> > 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than
> > eight buttons.
> > 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
> > winter, and construction.
> >
> > You Live in the Deep South when...
> >
> > 1.. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same
> > store.
> > 2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all Ya'll" is plural.
> > 3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from
> > 'round here, are Ya?"
> > 4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
> > 5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob,
> > Bubba Joe, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
> >
> > You live in Colorado when...
> >
> > 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500
> > car.
> > 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way
> > home and he stops at the day care center.
> > 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> > 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a
> > pony tail.
> >
> > You live in the Midwest when...
> >
> > 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor
> > knows your name.
> > 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
> > pass a tractor.
> > 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the
> > same day.
> > 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my
> > coat at?"
> > 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place,
> > you say, "It was different!"
> >
> > You live in Florida when....
> >
> > 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
> > 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even
> > houses and cars.
> > 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
> > 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
> > 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless
> > people.
> >
> >
> > 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you
> > mean Manhattan.
> > 2. You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the
> > Empire State Building.
> > 3. You can get into a four-hour argument about how to
> > get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park, but can't
> > find Wisconsin on a map.
> > 4. You think Central Park is "nature."
> > 5. You believe that being able to swear at people in
> > their own language makes you multi-lingual.
> > 6. You've worn out a car horn.
> > 7. You think eye contact is an act of aggression.
> >
> > You live in Arizona when...
> >
> > 1.. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you
> > found shade.
> > 2. You can open and drive your car without touching
> > the car door or the steering wheel.
> > 3. You've experienced condensation on your butt from
> > the hot water in the toilet bowl.
> > 4. You would give anything to be able to splash cold
> > water on your face.
> > 5. You can attend any function wearing shorts and a
> > tank top.
> > 6. "Dress Code" is meaningless at high schools and
> > universities.
> > 7. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and
> > never leave town.
> > 8. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food.
> > 9. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and
> > ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
> > 10. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what
> > hits you in the face when you open your oven door.
> >
> > You Live in California when...
> >
> > 1. You make over $250,000 and you still can't afford
> > to buy a house.
> > 2 The high school quarterback calls a time-out to
> > answer his cell phone.
> > 3. The fastest part of your commute is going down your
> > driveway.
> > 4. You know how to eat an artichoke.
> > 5. You drive your rented Mercedes to your neighborhood
> > block party.
> > 6. When someone asks you how far something is, you
> > tell them how long it will take to get there rather
> > than how many miles away it is.
> >
> > You Live in Maine when...
> >
> > 1. You only have four spices: salt, pepper, ketchup,
> > and Tabasco.
> > 2. Halloween costumes fit over parkas.
> > 3. You have more than one recipe for moose.
> > 4. Sexy lingerie is anything flannel with less than
> > eight buttons.
> > 5. The four seasons are: winter, still winter, almost
> > winter, and construction.
> >
> > You Live in the Deep South when...
> >
> > 1.. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same
> > store.
> > 2. "Ya'll" is singular and "all Ya'll" is plural.
> > 3. After five years you still hear, "You ain't from
> > 'round here, are Ya?"
> > 4. "He needed killin' " is a valid defense.
> > 5. Everyone has 2 first names: Billy Bob, Jimmy Bob,
> > Bubba Joe, Mary Sue, Betty Jean, Mary Beth, etc.
> >
> > You live in Colorado when...
> >
> > 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500
> > car.
> > 2. You tell your husband to pick up Granola on his way
> > home and he stops at the day care center.
> > 3. A pass does not involve a football or dating.
> > 4. The top of your head is bald, but you still have a
> > pony tail.
> >
> > You live in the Midwest when...
> >
> > 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor
> > knows your name.
> > 2. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to
> > pass a tractor.
> > 3. You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the
> > same day.
> > 4. You end sentences with a preposition: "Where's my
> > coat at?"
> > 5. When asked how your trip was to any exotic place,
> > you say, "It was different!"
> >
> > You live in Florida when....
> >
> > 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
> > 2. All purchases include a coupon of some kind -- even
> > houses and cars.
> > 3. Everyone can recommend an excellent dermatologist.
> > 4. Road construction never ends anywhere in the state.
> > 5. Cars in front of you are often driven by headless
> > people.
> >