Subservient President

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Subservient President (http://www.subservientpresident.net/)

Here is the action script..

The key words seems to appear in "else if (command.indexOf("Key word here") != -1)"

[code]// Action script...

// [Action in Frame 1]
loadMovie("subPresSWF/default1.swf", viewer2);
badguess = 0;
suggestion = 0;
suggestiontext = "";
inputbox.onSetFocus = function (oldFocus)
{
   inputbox.text = "";
};
submit.onRelease = function ()
{
   command = new string(inputbox.text);
   inputbox.text = "";
   command = command.toLowerCase();
   responsebox.text = "";
   suggestion = 0;
   if (command.indexOf("osama") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("saddam") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bin laden") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("lie") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("scapegoat") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("war") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("magic") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("trick") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("gulf war") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("desert storm") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/OsamaSaddam.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("director") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("directed") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("steve") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("http://www.annenberg.edu/labyrinth/development/subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("revenge") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("responsible") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/steveClub.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("reveal") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("secret") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("alien") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("mask") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/alien.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("mission accomplished") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bravo") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("won") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bow") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("thank") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("encore") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("cool") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bye") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("rock") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("congratulations") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("nice") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/bowSmall.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("constitution") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("uphold") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/law.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("legal") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("preserve") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("protect") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("defend") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("violate") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("oath") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("office") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/constitution.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("dance") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/danceCaroline.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/dancePrisoner.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("party") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/danceCaroline.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/dancePrisoner.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("laura") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/danceCaroline.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("drink") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("drunk") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("alcohol") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("tequila") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("scotch") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bourbon") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("gin") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("obnoxious") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("vodka") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("beer") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("drive") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("drunk driving") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/drunk.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("flip") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("michael moore") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("fahrenheit") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bird") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("france") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("suck") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bite") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("jerk") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("go to hell") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("die") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("conviction") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/finger1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("buy election") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("buy influence") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("halliburton") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("chalabi") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("carlyle group") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("rebuild iraq") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("government contract") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("pay") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("payoff") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("payola") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/giveSuitcase.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("foreign policy") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("mess texas") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("diplomacy") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("cowboy") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("shoot") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("gun") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("terror") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/trainRob2.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hatGuns1.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("hide") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("usa") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("patriot act") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("wrap") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/hideFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/wrapFlag.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("kiss flag") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("love") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bless") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("america") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("campaign strategy") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissFlag.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("raise money") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("favorite thing") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("cut taxes") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("concentrate wealth") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("rich") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("capital gains") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/kissMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/throwMoney.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("nuke") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("nuclear") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("blow up") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("star wars") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("missile") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("first strike") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("iran") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("north korea") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("button") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("launch") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bomb") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/launchNukes.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("wmd") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("destruction") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("inspect") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("weapons") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("search") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("look for") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("crawl under") != -1)
   {
       randomizer = random(2);
       if (randomizer == 0)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/lookWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       if (randomizer == 1)
       {
           loadMovie("subPresSWF/searchWMD.swf", viewer);
       } // end if
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("hot") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("sweaty") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("wipe") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("nervous") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("sweat") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/mopBrow.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("nose") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("booger") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("pick") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("moron") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nosePick.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("gay marriage") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("womens rights") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("civil rights") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("supreme court") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("united nations") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("opinion poll") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("public opinion") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("deregulat") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("environment") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/nyaa.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("peace") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("cease fire") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("politics") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("nixon") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("declare victory") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/peaceSigns.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("pray") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/pray.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("reagan") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/pray.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("christian") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/pray.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("abuse") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("prisoner") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("torture") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("club") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("beat") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("punch") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/clubPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("interrogate") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("question") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("kick") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("soften") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/kickPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("strangle") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/stranglePrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("choke") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/stranglePrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("photograph") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("abu ghraib") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("humiliate") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("geneva convention") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/photoPrisoner.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("campaign finance reform") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("fundraiser") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("corruption") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("money") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("texaco") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("funds") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("raise money") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("bribe") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("donation") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("pac") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("soft money") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("special interests") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("nra") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("democracy") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("oil industry") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("enron") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("mbna") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("kenneth lay") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("pander") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/receiveSuitcase1.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("draft") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("awol") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("national guard") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("dodge") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("vietnam") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("military service") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("avoid") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("impeach") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/runAway.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("criminal record") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("steal election") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("conviction") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("scandal") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("snort") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("smoke") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("drunk driving") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("arrested") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("cover") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shhh.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("truth") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("stupid") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("spell") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("shrug") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
       badguess = 0;
   }
   else if (command.indexOf("complex") != -1)
   {
       loadMovie("subPresSWF/shrugMed.swf", viewer);
       bad

[ZaZu]

I guess geeks do have senses of humour .....kinda... :huh:

[ziggyjuarez]

gay

[vidcc]

This is just like real life...talk to bush and all he does is scratch his head and look confused <_<

[MicroScreen2]

he doesn&#39;t seem to do anything :blink:

[Barbarossa]

Nothing happens, he just stands there looking like a twat.. :D

[RGX]

Originally posted by barbarossa@9 August 2004 - 09:44
Nothing happens, he just stands there looking like a twat.. :D
Type "Dance" and hit "Submit". (Enter doesn't work).

[Barbarossa]

No, for some reason it doesn&#39;t work.. the only way I can see the actions is to click on them here (http://www.sputnik7.com/domains/subservientpresident.net/subPresSWF/)

:(

[DanB]

Originally posted by RGX+9 August 2004 - 17:49--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RGX @ 9 August 2004 - 17:49)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-barbarossa@9 August 2004 - 09:44
Nothing happens, he just stands there looking like a twat..&nbsp; :D
Type "Dance" and hit "Submit". (Enter doesn't work). [/b][/quote]
Type torture and press submit :ph34r:

[Snee]

Mildly entertaining.

But what the flukk happened to this thread?

Or is there something screwy with my browser?

[ZaZu]

This is weird type "kick table" and he drags out some guy wearing a hood out on a chain ...wtf&#33; :o

[{I}{K}{E}]

Originally posted by SnnY@9 August 2004 - 21:16
Mildly entertaining.

But what the flukk happened to this thread?

Or is there something screwy with my browser?
Must be a bug, same here.

[Keikan]

Who&#39;s the girl?